User talk:Jack White
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Jack White, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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01:34, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
Welcome[edit source]
Hello, and welcome to uncyclopedia, i hope you like it here!--Moonzeppelin 00:42, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
Hey[edit source]
...Because I want my own header. So, hey! I'm YTTE, if there's anything I can do for you, drop me a line! Sigs, userpages, general help, questions, whatever, throw them my way, if you want! Have fun on Uncyclopedia! - 19:02 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
ADOPTING U![edit source]
I'm gonna adopt u aight! I'd be happy to adupt u! YAI! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 08:22, 12 June 2008 (UTC)