User talk:EDiot

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Ok cool --EDiot 13:17, April 18, 2011 (UTC)

ED

Did you read the article on that sellout Degrippo? http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Girlvinyl It made me laugh so hard! I can't wait to see her horrendous "Oh Internet" bite the dust. Mattsnow (talk) 12:33, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

You bet I have. Has her dox posted and everything lulz --EDiot 12:36, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Rootbrian has found out about the new ED and is rather depressed LOL http://www.youtube.com/rootbrianrocksagain#p/u/6/EDd5UgDhpPc Mattsnow (talk) 13:04, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Nomination

Your article has received a nomination for featuring go to here and you can vote for it too - Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 09:14, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

Your from Encyclopedia Dramatica??

That's great!! I've FINALLY found someone on this site who's also a ED fan. - LOL vandalz 18:04, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

Nice grammar you got there... - Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 00:05, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

Renaming UnNews

In general, you should leave it to me to rename UnNewses (I did use the correct spelling on the Front Page graphic, but didn't think it important enough to rename the page) as I notify the author. However, since you are unable to "suppress redirect," both names now work. Spıke ¬ 00:18 23-Apr-11

PS--One more very minor point: After doing a global-search-and-replace on someone else's page, you might want to look at the results before saving. You can now search for "Dramatica Dramatica" to see what I mean. Spıke ¬ 00:23 23-Apr-11

How much do you get paid for this? --69.78.133.10 01:24, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, I get a voucher for the UnNews Boutique for every anonymous user that I get perma-banned! Now, do you mean to say you're from Barre? Spıke ¬ 01:39 23-Apr-11

Laid-off EDiots wanted by Uncyclopaths

NOW HIRING. Make sure you don't express strong racial/ethnic hatred, anti-gay homophobia and misogynistic sexism. Also please refrain from posting graphic photos or imagery. Web links to popular anime characters or shows are prohibited (Not). We have a zero tolerance of pedophilia. And most of all, memes over a year old are not tolerated. Thank you and have a good day. 71.102.26.168 21:46, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

What's wrong with twats, then?

Uh. This dude Zombiebaron seems to have huffed my Twat Gum research UnNews... what do you think gives? He seems to be an old... dead in fact... thingy in here. Don't they liek twats here, or twat gumz? --Ed Refugee 17:08, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

Hai back bro

But does the template serve a purpose with ED down? Should we commander Uncyc for this purpose? Ty 22:48, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

Welcome back bro!

Gaddafi has been featured in the meantime. Do you have other aticles that are completed? If they're as good as Gaddafi, I'd like to take a look! I had 2 features yet. I'm good eh? Cool to see you're back! Mattsnow 05:47, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Gaddafi Update

In case you didn't pop back, I updated the Gaddafi page to incorporate the latest development - i.e. he was now very dead! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:35, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

HOW DO YOU MAKE LINKS???!!!1?

how---Ed Refugee 08:36, October 31, 2011 (UTC)

What do you mean? Links to other articles here or wikipedia?? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:02, October 31, 2011 (UTC)

WHATEVER--Ed Refugee 15:49, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

Didn't Encyclopedia Dramatica teach you anything? Jeeeeez, do we have to write articles for you too? lol.--    17:08, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

Like dis -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:11, November 2, 2011 (UTC)