ARCHIVES Summer of 2022 1
You may want to keep select discussions which have a good chance to be relevant soon outside of your archive when you archive your talkpage. Basically: Only archive discussions you think are closed. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 03:59, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
18:22, 21 July 2022 (UTC)@MrX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ivwydv0KDs
PUPI-PUPPI PUPI-PUPPI PUPI-PUPPI PUPI-PU! PUPI-DEWIE PUPI-PUPPI, DEWIE-PUPI PUPI-PU! DEWIE IN THE MIDDLE-PUPI, PUPI-PUPPI PUPI-PU!
PUPPI-PUPPI PUPI-PUPPI, PUPPI-PUPPI PUPI-PU! PUPPI-PUPPI PUPI-PUPPI, PUPPI-PUPPI PUPI-PU! THE BESTEST VERSION IS OUR, IN NORWAY, WITH ITALIAN DUBBING. AMERICAN ORIGINAL VERSION IS A REAL... POOPY-POOP! ROTFL :-D
Barletta Molfetta New York New York
Okay buddy retard Okay buddy retard —🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 02:17, 26 July 2022 (UTC)
This song is amazing ngl
This song inspired me to make a furry poem for my crush!
Is my “love” for you too noticeable?
Has it burst from the sheath?
More than my heart throbs whenever I think of you!
Why are you afraid my sweet binturong?
Don’t you want my “popsicle?”
-Crocotta1
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@MrX: what are your thoughts on my poem?—-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 09:34, 26 July 2022 (UTC)
I’m humping my Vubaby body pillow—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 16:03, 26 July 2022 (UTC) RAP IT CANQIONG!
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ㅤ-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 12:15, 31 July 2022 (UTC)
18:26, 31 July 2022 (UTC)Another vandalism by an brotherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (THIS IP: 2603:7080:c43d:1882::/64). Block him! 🤬 Le Djibril Express (talk) 15:22, 5 August 2022 (UTC) Okay. Wanna hear a joke? Electric fences and miniskirts protect your property, but they don’t obscure the view!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 16:06, 5 August 2022 (UTC)
Uh i am not an girl for hearing skirt. Boys cannot hear that.
If i watch boy with skirt i'll fire my lazer. Le Djibril Express (talk) 16:09, 5 August 2022 (UTC)
Nope. I DON'T like that. I prefer girl wearing that.
And dis you use 702x576~50i or 1920x1080–25p? I use NTSC. Le Djibril Express (talk) 16:16, 5 August 2022 (UTC)
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLAAAAAAAARGH!!! Tanukiballs and Texas Toothpick!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 16:54, 5 August 2022 (UTC)
640x480, 50 fields (25 FPS) in thé result, fucking NTSC50 !!! NOT 702x576!Le Djibril Express (talk) 16:57, 5 August 2022 (UTC) Okay...—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 17:25, 5 August 2022 (UTC)
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Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. ARandomPage just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include posting messages on talkpages about things you should keep to yourself |
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Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. ARandomPage just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include making a number of bad sexual references |
Just a heads up: it's not a good idea to create pointless redirects. If nothing links to an article then there is probably no need to redirect it. You can always check this using Special:WhatLinksHere. --EMC [TALK] 22:11 Aug 16 2022
Crocotta1 22:26, 16 August 2022 (UTC)
Crocotta1 10:23, 22 August 2022 (UTC)
Smash!
You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. L10nM4st3r just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include comfusing "unknown" with "unown". Crocotta did it, not me. She, uh, hacked into my account. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 11:35, 17 August 2022 (UTC)
Two anonymous vandals have attacked MrX's talkpage with spam, with one of them doing the same to both Crocotta1 and BraGreMat. MrX was absent during a latter part of the attack, Crocotta1 appears to be quite rude to these vandals, and BraGreMat is probably tired of reverting things all the time. Meanwhile, our self-proclaimed "chief editor" watched the madness, reverted a few times, and said stuff about the situation. He didn't even bother to make an UnSignpost about it until now! Ban this idiot already! Leave HATE HATE HATs on his talkpage, I demand justice!
That is correct, there are slight grammar/formatting errors in the Main Page of all pages. The errors were found by Brogo13 as a result of Page trying to place the Main Page on wheels for "Willy on Wheels Day", which is the date that Willy on Wheels first vandalized Wikipedia. That date is August 20. Page is in disbelief over the current state of his life, inability to finish his WIPs, and the admins' lack of time to spot and fix the errors in what might be Uncyclopedia's most important page. Also, he failed to finish placing the Main Page on Wheels.
The banned user known as "Kiko4564" has returned, under the not-very-subtle username of Kiko4564 Is Back. Their intention is still unclear, at least to us, but there's a good chance it's not malicious. When first banned, Kiko had an "Extremely long history of being a complete twat, both on-wiki and on IRC". They were also a Wikipedia sockpuppeteer, but that's not our business. Due to all this madness, our incompetent chief editor decided that it's a good idea to throw this edition into Kiko4564's talkpage. MrX, I beg of you, ban ARandomPage already. He's too incompetent to be in charge of the UnSignpost.
This biopic is about conciseness and its benefits and drawbacks. The benefits: Your text is shorter. The drawbacks: Your text is shorter.
ARandomPage is still too lazy to make UnSignposts, and has neglected to make an UnSignpost on the MrX talkpage attack for over a week. However, that waiting did give him two stories, so...?
Cassie:
ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 04:15, 19 August 2022 (UTC)
See the first chapter of my story User:L10nM4st3r/Alien invasion. Might be fun. Please leave your feedback. Thanks. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:04, 19 August 2022 (UTC)
Very Important. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 10:30, 20 August 2022 (UTC)
Crocotta1 11:48, 20 August 2022 (UTC)
18:09, 20 August 2022 (UTC)
Crocotta1 01:34, 21 August 2022 (UTC)I got a message. I'm the worst person ever. I hate everything right now. What is it called when you can't put a smile on your face, then everybody in multiplayer team games treat you like a dick for no reason? And I'm itchy all over from mosquito bites. And I almost smashed my brother's skull today. I feel like shit. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:15, 21 August 2022 (UTC)
Crocotta1 16:00, 21 August 2022 (UTC)
—Crocotta1 16:05, 21 August 2022 (UTC)
Crocotta1 17:12, 21 August 2022 (UTC)
Hello, I have started the final version od the necronomicon video which feature your user page. It currently use a truncated screenshot of your user page. Maybe you would prefer to provide me with a bitmap of your own for this occasion. If so, post in a response the bitmap you want me to use and link it here, otherwise I will use the current version. Serge Billault (talk) 05:42, 22 August 2022 (UTC)
Crocotta1 10:21, 22 August 2022 (UTC)
Crocotta1 10:25, 22 August 2022 (UTC)
Владимир Путин, пожалуйста, выиграй войну! SUKA BLYAT!!! Le Djibril Express (talk) 13:43, 24 August 2022 (UTC)
Crocotta1 13:47, 24 August 2022 (UTC)почему ты назвал меня псевдопенисом??? - CCCP at Hitler in his tomb, 1991.
You hates CCCP, CCCP hates YOU!!!
Crocotta1 13:54, 24 August 2022 (UTC) 14:21, 24 August 2022 (UTC)
14:26, 24 August 2022 (UTC)Note: Exceptionally i use gay autocorrect.
My autocorrect ruins my english typing......... I am not ready to remove that when i type in french because i hate spelling mistakes. Best regards; Le Djibril Express (talk) 14:39, 24 August 2022 (UTC).
I prefer russia. Because we drink vodka! Lol My mom hates Ukraine too and she love russia. #СЛАВАРОССИИ #SLAVARUSSIA – Preceding unsigned comment added by Le Djibril Express (talk • contribs)
– Preceding unsigned comment added by Crocotta1 (talk • contribs)
Crocotta1 10:14, 28 August 2022 (UTC)Before you get permabanned for that. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 00:32, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
Derp derpity derp-derp-de-derp! Le Djibril Express (talk) 10:45, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
I know you can't reply now (use Discord to contact me if it's urgent), but I'd like to go over something:
Even the no censorship policy forbids obvious porn/shock photos and illegal things.
Your weird borderline hentai images of literal child characters are not only unfunny and useless, they are weird. I don't know if you stopped doing that. If you have, good job, but before I went inactive for a few months this was one of the many problems people have had with you (including myself at the time).
Next: I don't think you should be posting the same weird things you always say to MrX on your talk page, then pinging him, after being blocked, when said block prevents you from messaging him. If MrX disagrees with this, well, then that's fine, disregard those ramblings.
Another thing:
You say you wouldn't do anything to an actual child, but really? I've looked through some online "communities" of pedpohiles and reported them to the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children. I can say that most people who actually abuse children started with weird illustrated loli rape type shit.
You do indeed have a problem if you get turned on by the nudes of an 8-year-old, even if they are fictional. And I think I can speak for MrX in saying that he doesn't really need to hear about it either.
This is one of the few times where I'm going to give you personal advice, but about this statement.
As a male that has been in a serious relationship for over a year now:
1. Improve your own life. Get over your fetish for an 8-year-old drinking someone's period blood. Fix a problem you promised to fix soon 5 years ago.
2. Go get friends and enjoy life.
3. You will eventually be able to meet someone you like.
Thanks Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:36, 26 September 2022 (UTC)
@Microsoft for POTUS: I’ve had crushes on people my age but they never love me back, I only like Asian males.Crocotta1 02:25, 1 October 2022 (UTC)
