User talk:Cajek/Archive30

hi

Your articles have made me laugh alot. Thankyou for the gift of laughter. --Docile hippopotamus 15:09, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey Hippo, thanks! What articles are you working on right now?   Le Cejak • <16:52 May 17, 2009>

Nothing currently. --Docile hippopotamus 06:10, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Compleatly de-purified

Rapey rape rape! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:37 17 May 2009

As an added bonus Cajek, you're gay now! -RAHB 23:38, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Says the man with two dildos. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:40 17 May 2009

That's right! Two, count em, TWO! DILDOS! AND THIS CAN ALL BE YOURS FOR TEN EASY PAYMENTS OF $18.95! -RAHB 23:42, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Used ones? $189.50? I suppose they were used by you... I'll take em! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:43 17 May 2009

EDIT CONFLICT x2! What- what are these penises doing here? I don't have $20 anymore, remember? That's where I was for eight months, on that "budget cruise," remember?   Le Cejak • <23:44 May 17, 2009>

If by "budget cruise", you mean "gay bar," then yes. I remember. Quite clearly. -RAHB 01:06, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Eight months in a gay bar? Man you are hardcore. And probably an alcoholic. but wow, regardless. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 06:20 18 May 2009

I believe that his anus and his liver both bear a striking resemblance to the pit of despair now. -RAHB 06:48, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

If by "despair" you mean "anus" then yes. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 06:50 18 May 2009

And if by "liver", "pit" and "the" I mean "anus," then absolutely yes. -RAHB 19:37, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Bad Shroom

Hey!I need some help.I just made traffic ticket and it needs some maintenance.I'm more of a concept-and-plot details guy myself, and some page fixing is needed.Thanks.--Bad Shroom 23:48, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

I broke up the sentences, mostly. I notice it has a conversational style that's REALLY hard to do. Maybe just do a straight-forward article on traffic tickets? Believe it or not, that's easier.   Le Cejak • <0:10 May 18, 2009>

Der Unwehr

Check this out, and join if you really want to: User:Guildensternenstein/Der Unwehr —Sir Guildensternenstein 21:33, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Ello mate

It's me! I'm kinda back... sorta. ~ Readmesoon

Hey RMS, what are you working on nowadays?   Le Cejak • <1:42 May 19, 2009>

Well, as of late, I've been converted to an Illogicopedian. ~ Readmesoon

Yeah, that place is crazy: how do you like it? I just "voted" on your article on VFH, by the by. Are you going to be sticking around for a while?   Le Cejak • <1:58 May 19, 2009>

Illogicopedia is awesome! I think it's good for people like me who can't fork up enough to get a feature here at Uncyc. Plus, it's a lot less strict and almost any article goes. Another good thing is that there aren't that many people so everyone knows eachother. As for Uncyc, I'm really qyuite out of the funk of writing quality articles. So I might just cruise around and vote, but not write much. ~ Readmesoon

Yeah, Uncyc feels more like a college of writing funny, whereas Illogi is an apartment full of about six or seven developmentally challenged personages, ha! As far as writing goes, one thing you have to realize: do NOT force feed us jokes! Homework: rewrite the following sentence from your Biscathorpe thing: We live near Lake Toxic Waste (see Page 2) which is full of healthy fish that are perfectly normal despite being dead and having three eyes because of the toxic waste in the lake.   Le Cejak • <2:09 May 19, 2009>

OKey dokey. ~ Readmesoon

To no avial, however, it's sucking at VFH. ~ Readmesoon

It wasn't just that sentence, RMS, the whole article has the same problem. I only offered that sentence as practice for the rest of the article. Go in and revamp it! Check out Talk:Welcome to Biscathorpe!   Le Cejak • <14:14 May 19, 2009>

Do youi still do reviews?

Suggestion one and suggestion2 ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:41 19 May 2009

Hey wait a minute

(getting serious here for a moment) Don't tell me this is one of your least favorites? I kind of like this one just for the opening paragraph. If you want it deleted, I'm going to save it in my userspace. If you don't mind, that is. Is that okay? Or is this one going to stay? (oh shit, nigguh, dat rymes!!!!1 i did not espek dat 2 happen, yo!!) -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:51, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Whoa, did I put EMERGENCY LIPS on Qvfd? No, I like that one, thanks for liking it too!   Le Cejak • <20:53 May 19, 2009>

Thanks!

The doctor will see you now Oh, by the way, before we begin todays session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article. Now, tell me about your childhood.--You know what the music means... Our time is up.

Nameable Says Thanks!

Unfortunately, I do not know how to make the posh template such as above so I will just say thanks for voting for my Featured Article. In fact, thanks for nominating too! --Nameable 17:48, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

My pleasure, Nameable; thanks for writing that article!   Le Cejak • <18:03 May 21, 2009>

Zeus be praised, you have the right idea

I had a look at the idea list you have there. Game:Stone the Sinner sounds interesting. Would probably be a fairly heavy one to do, since I reckon it'd work best with some nice photoshopping of boardgames and people playing them. Have you done anything on that idea, or do you fancy throwing some ideas around? I'm not bad with Photoshop, so I can probably do the bulk of it, or we could ask radical x27 if they can help with the more involved ones. --Concernedresident 21:35, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh, go ahead. I abandoned nearly all those ideas long ago, and I wouldn't know where to go with that one. I look forward to playing it, though!   Le Cejak • <21:44 May 21, 2009>

Sweet. I'll let you know once I've a some ideas. --Concernedresident 21:50, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey

I don't think i've met you yet. Hello there! I'm Saber, lord of VFD. It's nice to see you've returned! Saberwolf116 15:24, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey Saber, lord of VFD! Is this having to do with those votes on VFD? Did I do it wrong?   Le Cejak • <15:26 May 22, 2009>

Just be careful what you vote to Keep, lulz. I won't mind as long as you vote to delete the one at the top of the queue....also, next VFS, i'm gonna nom you. You've got 130 now; that's more than enough ;) Saberwolf116 15:31, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Impressive work

Thanks, now please put it pack in your skull, it's gross:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:37, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

That person uploaded a picture of goatse! I may never be the same again...   Le Cejak • <16:38 May 22, 2009>

You think you've got problems Mr Turquoise, I'm breast feeding my dog--Sycamore (Talk) 16:39, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

no need to explain, wink wink, nudge nu- ...wait, what?   Le Cejak • <16:40 May 22, 2009>

THINKER

Your vote comment on The Creature of Planet Cheese nom made me chuckle with a slight hint of guffaw. You're a good kid. Do me a favor and do good in your English classes. I think that one day your brand of humor could be utilized in very interesting ways if you can fortify yourself with the necessary foundation. Oh, and THINKER commands it, so yeah, you pretty much have to. --THINKER 03:09, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

*sound of angels* But yeah, it was very efficient: It had characters, a bad guy, and very prompt dialogue that didn't leave me hanging or feel any suspense. (thanks!)   Le Cejak • <5:30 May 23, 2009>

I only need -4.5 more features to be as awesome as you, Thinker! XD Wait, I was kidding! I'M SORRY MR. THINKER!! *muffled screaming sounds*   Le Cejak • <9:41 May 23, 2009>

Hah, I applaud your lofty ambitions. Having more features than me isn't going to do it, but you dream that big, my son. Dream the impossible dream. ;) --THINKER 03:03, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

"DAMN YOU AND YOUR COOLNESS, THINKERRRR!!!" Shot of my hideout exploding in slow motion followed soon after by explodey noises, such as "pwoooosh," "booom," and "ker-splash"   Le Cejak • <3:28 May 24, 2009>

The Thinker...or The Thinkerer? --Docile hippopotamus 03:33, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Chemistry

That's some pretty convincing article you got there on the front page. -- Style  Guide 14:34, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

What did it convince you of? Oh, to buy the chemistry set. Well, we're more of a fly by night, meet me in the alleyway type of corporation.   Le Cejak • <15:15 May 23, 2009>

Eye-rape

Do you have an opinion on this? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:40, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

That may be the way to go. You know woodys essay? I think he's treating his own essay like a rule. It should go rules<funny<being non-stupid, ha   Le Cejak • <5:16 May 27, 2009>

Yeah. Woody's like that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:39, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey!

I just read theat review you did. Are you a big reviewer, too? I love doing reviews. Staircase CUN^t 05:12, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Staircase, hey! I'm Cajek, yes, and I really like reviewing. I wrote UN:PRG and Why?:Do a Pee Review with MrN9000. What advice would you give me, given the reviews you've seen? How'd you get started doing reviews?   Le Cejak • <5:16 May 27, 2009>

Well, for the last, to me it seemed kinda harsh. But whatever, that's how you get the point across, right? Well, how I initially got started was when I first came here, I saw Pee Review. That is quite intersting, if you ask me. What I saw what it really was, I just couldn't help myself. It's just a lot of fun for me. Staircase CUN^t 05:19, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, as far as scores go, I make 7 equal "okay". As far as comments go, I try to be as specific as possible. Pee Reviewing is really tough at first, but as you go, you learn what makes a really good article. It's where I started.   Le Cejak • <5:26 May 27, 2009>

So I think you're trying to say the pee review makes you a better writer, right? So do you write good articles? How many features do you have? Staircase CUN^t 05:28, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

I have some features but that's not why I review. I review partially to just become a better writer, but also to encourage others to write. Sometimes, I even review a good article!   Le Cejak • <5:32 May 27, 2009>

Well, you must be quite popular. I went to bed, and when I wake up you already have three new sections. Staircase CUN^t 15:10, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm famous for getting banned a whole lot, I think.   Le Cejak • <15:18 May 27, 2009>

Well why do people ban you so much? Staircase CUN^t 15:21, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Because I don't have enough featured articles or awards :((((   Le Cejak • <15:23 May 27, 2009>

Oh. Well that's kinda lame. Well do you think you could give some of my articles a read over and see if they're any good? I would like to have somebody do that. Not like pee review or anything, just have somebody read it and say 'good' or 'no good'. Staircase CUN^t 15:26, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

We also ban him for not having a blue enough talk page, and not having a name that sounds enough like "Cajek". --UU - natter 15:52, May 27

What UU means is that you should give me more awards and featured articles. And I also don't have a blue-enough theme. Gimme gimme gimme.   Le Cejak • <16:21 May 27, 2009>

Oh, I think I get it now. You guys ban Cajek just for fun? Staircase CUN^t 16:33, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Also, Cajek, are you a part of the adoption stuff? I'm looking for an adopter around here. Staircase CUN^t 17:17, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Sounds good! I just reverse-adopted you because I put the templates up wrong on my userpage. It was easier that way.   Le Cejak • <17:37 May 27, 2009>

Thanks a lot! I don't really know what ahppens after all this adoption thing though. I just need some help around here in general. Staircase CUN^t 17:39, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, there is a 300 question written test you have to pass in order to become a Cajek Adoptee™. You can't register for the test online: You have to register for it in the Cave of Wonders. ...oh wait, that was something else. But yeah! This is cool! Feel free to ask me any question, because I'm your adopter now. I can review stuff for you, like those articles, you can whore to me... whatever you want. I'll get to looking at your articles soon, okay buddy?   Le Cejak • <17:43 May 27, 2009>

Right then, thanks Cajek! Staircase CUN^t 18:24, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for the touch up on my UnNews. I might cahnge a few things around, like removing the profanity and a couple of sentences. But thanks for changing that around, I was running out of ideas of how to end it. Staircase CUN^t 22:55, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, feel free, man! Glad I could help.   Le Cejak • <22:57 May 27, 2009>

Yeah, thanks. I just took out a couple profane words and made it sound like he was more calm. Staircase CUN^t 23:00, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Cajek is so modest. Have you seen this?! (FU Edit conflict!)-RAHB 23:01, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh Jesus. I had no idea you were that good, Cajek. Staircase CUN^t 23:03, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

It's a practical joke, Staircase. Yeah, VERY FUNNY GUYS!   Le Cejak • <23:04 May 27, 2009>

For some reaosn I doubt that, but whatever. Staircase CUN^t 23:05, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it's true. Not only do we ban him for fun, we also feature his articles for fun. -RAHB 23:13, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Bastards! Every day I curse Rahb's name, however you pronounce it. Rah-hab? What? Anyway, yeah, I'm basically a practical joke. A conglomeration of 47 different Uncyc users.   Le Cejak • <23:15 May 27, 2009>

Oh, I think I get what you're saying. Staircase CUN^t 23:16, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Okay, okay, if you're curious you can look at my trophy case to see my credentials.   Le Cejak • <23:20 May 27, 2009>

That can't possibly be true. Cajek is so many deceptive concepts rolled into one, that it is impossible to understand a single thing about him. ((FU EDIT CONFLICT!)) -RAHB 23:22, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Er... ok? Staircase CUN^t 23:23, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm only a spiritual projection of Uncyclopedia: a manifestation of it's dreams, goals, and lulz.   Le Cejak • <23:25 May 27, 2009>

And apparently a joker too. I saw what you did to the Ban Patrol page. That's funny! Staircase CUN^t 23:30, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Ha, uh, do as I say, not as I do when it comes to blanking pages. Don't do it! Now excuse me, I have some pages to blank. (Did you see the mssg I left on your unnews?)   Le Cejak • <23:32 May 27, 2009>

Yes, I did. You could do that if you want! Staircase CUN^t 23:34, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

You just love to edit that UnNews, huh? :)Staircase CUN^t 15:22, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

That damn red link was bothering me! I'm a compulsive editor.   Le Cejak • <15:28 May 28, 2009>

Ya, red links bother me too, but only when they are several of them in a small area. Otherwise I don't mind that much. Staircase CUN^t 15:32, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

A MESSAGE FROM THE FILIPINO EMPIRE

Why are you banned 132 times? Do admins always pick on you? God forgave you though. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 08:48, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, Filipino Empire...?   Le Cejak • <13:53 May 27, 2009>

Atlas Shrugged

Thank you for the review, I've incorporated the suggested changes. The point of having the John Galt article is a joke on the egotistical nature of the character of John Galt, and it actually does give a pretty good (though satirical) synopsis of "Atlas Shrugged". Thanks again, Clemens177 12:08, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

That was a fun article. If you want it to be looked at again by me or someone else, put it up on Pee Review.   Le Cejak • <13:53 May 27, 2009>

You're Weird, You're Cajek

And so I had a marvelous brain fart. You want to do the "Quaint Portal"? ~ 14:38, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Hi Mordilililo! I saw some of those portals (the science one)... The quaint portal, eh? Sounds really interesting, tell me how it would work.   Le Cejak • <14:40 May 27, 2009>

Well, if you look at the category list on the main page, there's the "Quaint" one. I think it would be nice to build up a portal, with the same model (more or less) the other portal have, but with the bizarre side of Uncyclopedia. Articles like Stephen Hawking Ran Over My Cat, AAAAA!, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! etc. You know, the weird, random beautiful articles you get around here. The good ones that is :). The portal itself could also be build in a less orthodox manner to mirror the articles. ~ 14:43, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm... you mean the best old articles or articles in the category:quaint?   Le Cejak • <14:46 May 27, 2009>

But seriously... which one?   Le Cejak • <14:58 May 27, 2009>

Whichever you feel are good enough. You don't need necessarily to use whichever is under that category - I just thought that "Quaint Portal" would be a good name. ~ 14:59, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

I made a start... I don't know if it'll be any good, though. I'll try and work on it more today   Le Cejak • <15:03 May 27, 2009>

Great! I moved it under your space until you finish with it. I'm anal, I know. ~ 15:40, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

WELCOME BACK, BUDDY!!!

Thank God. Uncyclopedia had become boring. Glad to see you. I'll be "back" on Monday. Like crazy back. Cause I'm bringing it back. Yeah. Should I quit talking? Fuck it. Everyone on Uncyclopedia sucks but you. You alone make this site good. You and Leddy. And STM. And Ljlego. And ... (3 years later)... And Penis. Yeah. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:53, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Dexter, whazzup? Yeah, tell me what you're up to, Uncyc-wise   Le Cejak • <1:15 May 28, 2009>

Eh, just terrorizing the villagers by being poopsmith or something. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:21, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Heya

Hopefully you read this and get back in sooner than 24 hours. It seems that some of the admins are neglecting to resurrect your IP address when they resurrect your name. That's why the 2 hour ban stuck the other day, and the 24 hour one was stuck until now. But I perused the blocklist, and anyway... --T. (talk) 00:58, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

ha, uh, thanks... and I guess there are some pages that can be kept sacred.   Le Cejak • <1:15 May 28, 2009>

Damn right. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:27, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Posting redirects on QVFD and sig

When posting redirects on QVFD, put the redirect link like so {{Redirect|UnNews:Scientist dissapointed to find cure for cancer}} not the regular way. Lastly, Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:27, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm sorry! DON'T BAN ME FOR THAT! I SURRENDER!   Le Cejak • <2:18 May 28, 2009>

I only ban you when you do things like that thing that you did that one time that you shouldn't have. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:20, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm sorry... so sorry... (Got it: redirect thingies)   Le Cejak • <2:21 May 28, 2009>

No need to be sorry. You should do it like that because admins will delete the page instead of the redirect if you do it the normal way. Believe me, I know admins. You know MENSA? Admins are the opposite of that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:26, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

• UNDO! I saw a thank you voting template on Staircase's userpage...

Heh. Sorry for the confusion. I try to thank people for their votes whether I actually win or not. Dear Diary is getting a bit long in the tooth, so I figured I should get my cards out now just in case it gets knocked off the list.

Which leads me to:

So, uhm, thanks for votin' for my article, "I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)‎", eh? Like, maybe if you're not busy later you could come by, and I'll fry up some back bacon on the Coleman, and we can have a beer and talk. Unless you don't drink, eh? Cuz like I don't want to push you off the wagon or nothin'. I got some Tim Horton's coffee too, eh? Beauty. ~ Todd Lyons

--T. (talk) 15:32, 28 May 2009 (UTC)