Hikaru & Akane

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“Damn, they're good!”

~ Bruce Willis on Hikaru and Akane

“I'd hit that.”

~ Wiggler on Hikaru and Akane

“THEY R S0000 NEK0-DEZU T0GETHER!”

~ Fantard on Hikaru and Akane
Hikaru is the one with teal hair and blue shirt and Akane is the blonde woman with a red shirt.

In the distant and crazy future, where octopus monsters and mutant penguins would be considered the ultimate evil, a resistance had to be formed during dark times. Many familiar faces got together to create one so they can deal with it. With strict and swift training in mind and body, this ragtag bunch of misfits would be able to conquer these forces without going bat fuck insane. Today, they keep watch over their mysterious land to seek and destroy all manner of threats whether they be minor or major.

A real and honest introduction[edit | edit source]

Hikaru and Akane are twin sisters/showgirls who are part of the resistance with no name as rocket jockeys in Konami's Parodius series- a documentation of the ongoing conflict between them and the mutant penguins. Originally, they were part of the bad guys until they joined other individuals in the fight for justice. They got a big break after they were featured in a pachislot machine, so they were called up by Alex as a way for them to be famous again.

Manifest[edit | edit source]

Enormous Hikaru and Akane.gif
After their success as enemies, they were promoted to the rank of Stage Guardian at a fateful cost: They got big and stood on a cake serving as their support, but their hair is entangled with moais- where they have no problem whipping it, sending them towards you. Their movement is limited, it was only a matter of time when their curse was gone...

Their big break[edit | edit source]

Unfortunately, their victory over these evils were met with short rejoicing. The sisters would separate. It'd be hard for Akane to find a boyfriend; she stays to get money to keep herself young and beautiful.[1] She found a man to be her significant other, T.J. Combo- a former boxer who engages in fighting tournaments since he was booted from the leagues because he cheats. 2 years and 5 months passed since their proclamation. Meanwhile, the girls get lessons from him on being good fighters so they can defend themselves and to have their popularity skyrocket. Look at those legs!

Representative role[edit | edit source]

“What did you say?!”

~ Hikaru

“You're going to represent many worlds. Many nice worlds!”

~ Alex

Today, Alex made the announcement, stating that they would be part of the prestigious represesentatives. They stand for the women who are brave, courageous, and creative within the realms of Terraria as well as the encouragement to build things very wide and high.[2] When it comes to them, he makes the rules so anything counts. Anything.

Coliseum Competition- A test of the ages![edit | edit source]

In honor of Skye Electra's fight against Inara in the Coliseum of Rome, a special fighting tournament is held there on the very first day it happened. They, with their newfound skills, decided to enter it to represent two fronts: Their world and the Wiggler's worlds. With their physique and charisma, they were able to overcome the greatest of odds. As of now, they are in the top 5- ready to face the champion. Luckily, T.J. taught the girls his secrets individually which helped them greatly in the event that they were separated in the fights.

The various women they contended within the tournament[edit | edit source]

This is what has been taken from the current fight so far, as stated from spectators.

Ruby and Cobalt[edit | edit source]

Funny thing, you can also find Ruby and Cobalt in Terraria![3] I tell you, they might be better suited to represent the franchise!

“You made it here? Inconceivable.”

~ Ruby on readers

In an alternate universe where the twosome have died, a pair of bunny girl androids (of equal or lesser value) by the name of Ruby and Cobalt were made in their place. As the former two defended a stage once, they (albeit normal sized) take this role upon them. Along with that position, they are also good fighters; due to their build, they could possibly beat their counterparts in an epic and flashy battle. Lastly, they take their representative role and prove to do a decent job at doing so.

References[edit | edit source]

  1. See the page on Gradius Wiki. In addition, that's how she's able to gain more actions when she was cursed again.
  2. In a way, they can also stand for its sexy side, if you know what I mean...
  3. No, not in that way.

Misc.[edit | edit source]