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by H. Peebles
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Americans euphoric regarding terrifically low-cost gas
UnJournalist: "Holy Crap!"
AAAAAA! gets mispeeled
Royal Mounties doing FBI's job: Gene Shalit captured
Michael Bloomberg Prepared to spend 1 Billion Dollars for White House
UnNews:Go figure: horny tiger offs cheating Canadian
Sex scandal surrounds political rally in Pakistan
International elections, a real hassle
Last year, Mexico claimed 105 million residents, while America claimed 20 million of them
Hot free ass porn now taxed by Congress
UnNews:Underarm deodorant tainted with foreign material
President places price freeze on chocolate commodities
UnNews:Gerald Ford dies again?
All your boxers are belong to us
Rising C's in Asia make American kids smile
Muslim world gets burned by Pope and can't make snappy comeback
New Zealanders freak out as space junk hits backyard
Terrorists target Green Bay sewer system
Mud, still everybody's favorite
Astronomers find fluffy planet
London Police seize massive gun cache
20 injured in Montreal college shopping spree
Former U.S. President Gerald Ford dies
Indian National Squat Champions 2006
New Zealanders freak out as space junk hits backyard
Truck crashes through downtown Toronto
Many killed in Turkey explosion
CIA election rally held in Yemen: A football game breaks out
Pope Benedict XVI complements Islam, jihad
EU tells consumers, do more to cut carbon dioxide emissions
France: Oui surrender
Russia: We won
Iran threatens to invade yo mama
Last week something disappeared
Iran declares war on next hurricane
Iceland rumored hiding in the Fiji islands
New Zealand National Party only wants the Flintstones as immigrants
Ayman al-Zawahiri warns: I am impotent and complicit
Gay anti-Latvian protestors attack gay extremists
Real world news once again mocks UnNews
Twinkie supply dwindling in OPEC nations
UnNews:Everybody must get stoned
Chernobyl real-life re-enactment scheduled
Homer Simpson awarded nuke power industry's employee of the century
Weird Australians are touted as first signs of intelligent life
Month of May: Real news shorts in review
How can UnNews compete?
Interview: The Millennial Big-D Day
Seismologists detect an oddity deep in the ocean floor
Alternative Fuels:The wave of the future
Four Palestinians killed in panty raid
Turkey ablaze at airport
Health:Large breasts curbs depression
Greedy_Carmakers_warn_about_Ethanol
Dead Sea Scrolls reveal advice
Hurricane Katrina still on killing spree
Planet Earth mocks Iran by invading Uranus
Iran threatens to invade Bin Laden
WHO blames tainted opium for Iran's string of empty invasion threats
Iran threatens to invade Columbia
Iran threatens to invade Nepal
Collection Synchronizations Expands Secure Donut Shredding Services
New Guinea blamed for tsunami panic in New Zealand
Iranian headcheese reveals family recipe for brownies
Iran lays down plans to invade New Delhi
Iran invites Canadian journalists to barbeque
Port Workers to Undergo Background Checks
Iran strains to cover nuclear agenda
Bush vows to make change
Mombai: The party gets pooped
Viagra blamed for swollen Danube problem
Report says Rumsfeld allowed Colonel Tigh to abuse Guantanamo prisoners
Evansville to install wireless sewer system
Katrina Was Wake-Up Call for Preparation-H
Hurricane Evacuees' Trailer Explodes
WMDs_may_have_been_moved_to_Mars
NASA to install Prius engine on Space Shuttle
Gulf Coast Team to Study Dutch Flood Controls
Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez
Scientist ran out of hurricane names
Three Automakers To Unveil Hybrid Plans
Weapons Plant to Save $2 Per Year Through Energy Efficiency
Earthlink announces new job openings
Stern dropped from radio stations
TV's My name is Earl is slated for many awards
New Orleans Saints coach Haslett fired
UnNews to get global random weather generator
Bill Clinton to surprise UN conference
Bill Clinton to imbibe the UNcola
UN talks support unclean energy in unrich nations
Villagers flee as Vanuatu volcano pumps out gas
Global spam could halt ocean circulation, with harmful results
DOE sends energy saving team to Pennsylvania Prison Complex
Dust storm in Taklimakan
The state of the science in monitoring drinking water quality
Katrina deaths lead to real-life 'CSI'
Edited
Local woman not injured, just ugly
Hilton IS Messiah after all!
Report: News Edtiors Geting Lasier
Breast Implants decrease Intellegence but won't give you Cancer
France: Oui surrender
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