UnNews:Real world news once again mocks UnNews
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25 July 2006
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MSNBC - Today, I was perusing the internet news sources trying my best to find something to mock. Instead, some real world and legitimate reporter from London mocked my literary talents by writing and getting this article published--Are you a woman going solo? Try a blow-up man.
I read the title and knew what had motivated the article. Unreal news has penetrated deeply into mainstream news reporting bigger than any phallic symbol that I could think of. Some of us here at UnNews headquarters, may get turned on by this prospect. However, as an experienced reporter about the Middle East, I know this could only lead to rampant problems like uncontrolled panty raids.
My advice to real reporters trying to steal the UnNews lime light: beware, the blow up doll is mightier than than the pen any day or night.
Other real articles highlighting cross dressing lawyers really is common place and truly isn’t odd any more and is taken as fact. In some courtrooms, it is taken as mandatory, as a matter of fact. See, Cross-dressing lawyer skirts dress code.
So please take it softly when we tell you, real world journalists we have it under control. We know Bush is stupid. We know Tony Blair is gay. We also know Vladimir Putin has a fetish for twinkies. Thank you for trying, and we take our bullshit seriously.
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