UnNews:Muslim world gets burned by Pope and can't make snappy comeback

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15 September 2006

Muslim protesters lamely attempt a comeback to the Pope.

SOME ARAB COUNTRY, They all look alike -- The Pope apparently said, "Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached. Oh, and maybe his hat."

The Muslim world, of course, was totally cheesed off by this and published an article through prominent social gadabout, Al Jazeera. That article demanded that the Pope shouldn't-a-oughta said dem things. Jazeera also posted that if the Pope doesn't apologize, the whole Muslim world will attack the rest of the world that isn't Muslim, just to prove a point, as if they weren't fighting everybody else already.

Muslim leaders have started the name calling game saying that the Pope is a racist, a bigot, and a poor dresser. Shortly thereafter, Muslim leaders started throwing stale, over-used "Yo mama" jokes.

"The Pope has aroused the anger of the whole Islamic world and strengthened the argument of those who say that the West is hostile to everything Islamic," said some random towel-head.

Pakistan says, "since the Pope has made derogatory remarks about the philosophy of jihad, we'll show them." Also, they stated it's everyone else's fault that Muslim terrorists are attacking them.

"According to Mohammed, we rule, and are allowed to kick everybody's ass," says some random Muslim cleric. "But if you shake your finger at us, we are more than happy to blow your brains out in the name of peace. Allah be with you."

Sources

• Al Paca "Muslim world condemns Pope's criticism of Islam " Wikinews, September 15, 2006