User:ConMan

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They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
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This user is a zombie
Give up your brains, and walk away.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user walks down the
left hand path
. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This user's IQ is over 1,000,000,000.
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This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.
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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user is a mutant.
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore.
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This user can see what you don't!
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Sense
This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
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This user is a reincarnation of Everything.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
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BK
This user is a Black Knight!!
BK
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This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land; but is really a sad little nerd person. They take comfort in the fact that you are too.
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This user is
Over 9000.
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
This user is a proud boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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This user is elite.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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subliminal!
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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This user is a demon and has gone into the background. Please summon with :(){ :|:& };:.
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
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LV-4
This user considers themself an expert gamer and begs, borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
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This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! Git Gud everyone!
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
RSRS
This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality.
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This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
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This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
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This user enjoys playing games on the PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
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This user prefers the Wii because 'it's the game play that counts'.
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
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This user likes to eat anything orange.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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RAS
This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
RAS
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
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This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They probably don't realize how apocalyptic the word 'chaos' sounds: bring on the carnage!
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This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen
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This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for.
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MS-N
This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd.
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MS-E
This user radically speaks their mind to make up for a quiet repressed childhood.
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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
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ETP
Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
ETP
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of their country.
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.
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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun.
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やらないか
この利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿!
やらないか
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
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This user does not have a proper firearms license for speaking Bullet.
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Htis user sepaks typO at a naer0native levle.
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This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!
Be aware of this user's laser cannon.
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The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
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Z2
This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.
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Blah?
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