User:ConMan

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They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.


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This user is a zombie

Give up your brains, and walk away.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
Baphomet.jpg This user walks down the
left hand path
. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
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Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This user's IQ is over 1,000,000,000.
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British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac. British Royal Family.jpg
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you? Mr rubber ducky.gif
Sign1.png This user is a mutant. Sign1.png
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords. Alanmoore1.jpg
Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... Image-4.jpg
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore. Pikachuevolving.PNG
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't!
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head Bushfire.jpg
Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of Everything. Lotus.gif
Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Cnorris.png WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!! Cnorris.png
BK This user is a
Black Knight!!
Ice Skeleton Warrior.jpg This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land; but is really a sad little nerd person.
However, they take comfort in the fact that you are too.
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This user is
Over 9000.
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! Angrygod.gif
Hummingruby.jpg This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. Hummingruby.jpg
Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png
Anti-Benson.JPG This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha! Anti-Benson.JPG
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact. Lq-dna.png
1337 This user is elite. 1337
3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* 3wisemonkeys.jpg
sub subliminal! sub
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
Screw It.png This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins are control freaks.
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg
Demonfork.gif This user is a demon and has gone into the background. Please summon with :(){ :|:& };:.
Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies Vista logo.png


Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
Utorrent logo.png This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.


LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA
RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality


Small notebook gamer.jpg This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
Oranges.png This user likes to eat anything orange. Oranges.png
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! Kraspin.gif
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist. Mad scientist caricature.png
RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks. RAS
NinjaStarBlackBG.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
Usb! No, really! Usb!
USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
[ insert content here ] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. [ insert content here ]
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. DramaticQuestionMark.png
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes. Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
Cat03.jpg This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
MS-3 This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak their mind. MS-3
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd. MS-N
MS-E This user only speaks their mind because their school was secretly part of a resistance group. MS-E
Exploding-head.gif .EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Exploding-head.gif
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg
US flag.gif This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of his country.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Bjorkbeams.jpg This user has eye beams. Bjorkbeams.jpg
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die. Deadbarney3.gif
Leroy.gif This user is a veteran/combatant of the war. Leroy.gif


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This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
やらないか この利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿! やらないか
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.) אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
bu-F This user does not have a proper firearms license for speaking Bullet. bu-F
typo-4 Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle. typo-4
Transformerlogo.JPG This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!
Be aware of this user's laser cannon.
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Blackknight.jpg This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.


Assassin.JPG I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me! Assassin.JPG
Gnome-speakernotes.svg This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback! Gnome-speakernotes.svg
Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.



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