Uruk-Hai
The orc horde known as the Uruk-Hai were orcs with body-builder trainers. Uruk-hai which in the Black Speech means orc folk. But they were more than just orcs. They were meaner than the average orc. They hunted their prey like Ringwraiths hunted the Hobbits. And Saruman put them up to it. They were dark spirits living in plastic sacks under tree roots and mud. The result of shabby landscaping that twisted the trees and caused deep resentment within them. Not to mention that the Ents got involved as they were the ones who were given the task to plant all the trees around Isengard, which is were the Uruk-hai sprang from.
They had the strength to pull off Saruman's attempts to wipe out Rohan, they just never asked why their master was so hell bent on possessing the king of Rohan when they were just going to be collecting his head anyway. But they weren't fully educated in the maliciousness of the wizard who birthed them out of the ground and given clanky armor and surprise boot camp inspections before they had a chance to ask what the fuck just happened to their cozy, claustrophobic mushroom and moss coverings. It wouldn't matter, they would end up marching off to Helm's Deep to witness the crazy antics performed there by Legolas and have their nervous system twitch while Gimli kept a tally of killing as many of them as he could.
Being dragged out of the mud[edit | edit source]
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Being sent to kill everyone[edit | edit source]
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Getting killed by most of everyone[edit | edit source]
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