|Born||April 20th, 1889 Kibungo, Rwanda|
|Died||October 26th, 1947 Dumpster in KFC in Detroit|
|Rebirth||January 20th, 2017 Mecca|
|Spouses||Steve Jobs, Adolf Hitler, Wendy's, Danielle Bregoli|
|Affiliations||Mafia, Justin Trudeau, ISIS, Chuck E. Cheese|
Danny DeVito is an actor, comedian, the one true god, president, priest, and porn aficionado who rose to his summit when he starred in the theatrical rendition of The Communist Manifesto, accompanied by likewise actors such as Justin Timberlake and Marie Antoinette.
He stayed high in power, even becoming Grand Chancellor of the Brazilian Feudalist Party, solidifying his place in the global community. Sadly, that power was later stripped from him as the invading forces confiscated land from Brazil and civil unrest due to the unpayed CoolMathGames.com subscription had lead many to doubt his responsibility as leader, causing his downfall.
Little is known about Danny's early childhood, except that he was the illegitimate child of the Boss Baby and Lil Nas X. Some legends say he had a happy child, starting when he was put in his first orphanage. There, he met Heinz Doofenshmirtz, who would late influence his political career and help him stage the takeover of Brazil.
Rise to Power
Due to his publicity in the exquisite Brazilian playhouse and BDSM fetish community, DeVito had a firm and high-held appreciation in the feudalist's eyes, which was further solidified by his open support of sex bot development. He came into office of Grand Chancellor of Brazil in 1939 and made radical changes in the systems of government, including the mass production of microwaved Ramen and the development of the Weaponized Italian Cuisine Initiative (WICI), which caused a technological upheaval of Brazil compared to the surrounding countries.
One thorny issue did pop up though. A fellow by the name of Adolf Hitler had also rose prominent in his global power, influencing excited edgy horny teenagers all around the world, and especially in DeVito's former native homeland. This uprising was curb-stomped by Grand Chancellor/God: DeVito as he gained allegiance of this influential punk rock star, leading to his allegiance with the Axis of Power.
World War II
Brazil had only a minor part in World War II, contributing military and medical aid to the German and Italian forces in Europe and the underground development of a hidden government of Canada, operated by pot heads in Erie, Pennsylvania. He did, however, show radical military expertise, leading a successful raid on the Amazon rain forest, claiming most of the territory back from the native apes; and continuing upwards until the Brazilian National Army was heavily morassed in a ceasefire with the USA during the Battle of the Alamo, in which DeVito defended himself and his 20 men from an onslaught of American troops using nothing but a screwdriver, a dried herring, and a partially-used tampon.