Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Pat Boone warns: "Christians, here come the lions!"

Article: UnNews:Pat Boone warns: "Christians, here come the lions!"	Score: 3 lions shredding religion apart
Nominated by:	—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:29, 19 September 2009
For: 7	Nom+For. UnColumns, remember those? Well, Modus wrote another one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:29, 19 September 2009 For. Intelligent and funny with a nail being driven through an assault on its head. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:03, September 19, 2009 (UTC) For. I bet that up to this point, if you'd heard of Pat Boone at all, you had no idea that he was completely off his rocker. Well, I've got news for you. He is. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:51, September 19, 2009 (UTC) For - YES! I found a laugh in every part. And cause Pat Boone burned a guy I know on some bad acid.--Funnybony 18:59, September 19, 2009 (UTC) For. Excellent work ChiefjusticeDS 21:42, September 20, 2009 (UTC) For. although, the wall o' images does extend past the article. Mn-z 14:58, September 21, 2009 (UTC) If only there was somekind of formatting where the spaces between the images are dependant upon the length of the article, so it'd show correctly on all computer screens..... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:15, 21 September 2009 strong lionous ravens. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:43, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
Against: 4	Against. I didn't know I had it in me to vote against a Modus article, but I guess I do. I know this is satire, but I don't think it's that funny. Sir Groovester \| Contributions \| Talk Page 07:50, September 20, 2009 (UTC) Against. --Docile hippopotamus 06:53, September 22, 2009 (UTC) Against. Pat Who ? Should anyone be scared of a pickled preserved christian conservative ?--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 22:52, September 25, 2009 (UTC) Against*. Compared to some gems that Modus has produced, this doesn't feel 'there' to me. A couple of chuckles, but I couldn't escape the feeling that the device of the character undermining their own point through their own comments felt laboured, compared to MO's best work. I dunno, I love ya, MO, but not this one. sorry. --UU - natter 14:06, Sep 28*
Comments	Abstain. Not really feelin' it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:47, Sep 20 Abstain. The presentation's really good, but the only line I actually laughed at was "she is not even a Protestant at all!" —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:47, September 23, 2009 (UTC)