Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:McCain campaign limits candidates' vocabulary

Article: UnNews:McCain campaign limits candidates' vocabulary	Score: 4 incoherent catchphrases
Nominated by:	Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 22:51, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
For: 9	Nom + For. I thought this was hilarious. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 22:51, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Alaska Obama... Terrorist! ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 01:21, 22 October 2008 (UTC) For. Sweet! IronLung 05:53, 22 October 2008 (UTC) For. 198.54.202.234 15:13, 22 October 2008 (UTC) Weak For • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:51, Oct 22 For. No doubt three words are allowed...Obama, nigger and terrorist. JudgeZarbi TALK 17:25, 24 October 2008 (UTC) For. Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:47, 28 October 2008 (UTC) For. 98.114.64.56 17:03, 31 October 2008 (UTC) For -- Damn funny. Yeah, it's one-sided, but that's neither here nor there. BlueYonder - CONTACT For. Simon Brown (Talk) 20:35, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
Against: 5	Against. It's too partisan for me. If this gets featured, it'll be days before the election, and it'll look a lot like Uncyclopedia is endorsing a candidate (other than MrN9000 and/or Joe the Plumber). pillow talk 23:19, 27 October 2008 (UTC) Against. - Does not move me--Sycamore (Talk) 17:06, 31 October 2008 (UTC) Against. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 05:49 4 November 2008 Against Funny, but it just crashed into the relevance barrier. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:05, 6 November 2008 (UTC) Against Probably a bit late now anyway... Mr N 23:30, Nov 10
Comments	Yeah it's not exactly a balanced story. I did try to even things up in the last paragraph by implying that Obama had been that way all along, but I didn't try very hard. My aim wasn't really partisan, but satire; I'm not even American. IronLung 03:40, 28 October 2008 (UTC)