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Article: HowTo:Cook Children	Score: 14.5 Pragmatic cooks
Nominated by:	User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:21, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
For: 15.5	For. Why has this not been featured yet? User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:21, March 1, 2011 (UTC)  For. I read this a while ago, great improvement, mmmhm, indeed, yes; Gen. Fudgem0bile Set nuns on fire. Go straight to heaven. 03:43, March 1, 2011 (UTC) For. awesome ~  12:39, March 1, 2011 (UTC)  For. I'm hungry now. Incidentally, for those not aware, the Jonathan Swift essay A Modest Proposal mentioned in the "history" section is a genuine (parody) essay proposing the consumption of children. Check it out, it's hilarious. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 13:13, March 1, 2011 (UTC)  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:28, 1 March 2011 For. Grotesquely funny. StupidBunny 01:50, March 2, 2011 (UTC) For. I love J.Swift references Dr. Fenwick 09:29, March 2, 2011 (UTC) This is really great. You stole my worcestershire sacue bit! But its so funny here! --ShabiDOO 08:58, March 3, 2011 (UTC)  For. I don't find this as funny as most, because to me it's not as much fiction as it is lunch. The redheads are the tastiest, in case you're cooking later. Aleister 12:19 3-3-'11 For. Swift provided the solution, the authors come up with the recipes. What more can we ask? RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:26, March 4, 2011 (UTC) For A tasty article. Simsilikesims 05:13, March 5, 2011 (UTC)  For. Gross. I love it! Scofield 09:56, March 5, 2011 (UTC) For. Heh heh. Heh. He-aaargh! (talk) (contribs) 18:44, March 10, 2011 (UTC) For. Great take on Swift's Modest Proposal. ~  Talk 23:13, March 23, 2011 (UTC) For Do it. NAOW! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:15, March 24, 2011 (UTC) For. 174.25.219.99 23:41, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 1	Against. Another n00b 15:25, March 1, 2011 (UTC) I know it's a HowTo, but the writing and formatting are just too choppy for me. 1234 ~ 19:40, 6 March 2011
Comments	Is this really a HowTo? To me, it reads more like a standard uncyc article. A very quick look at children suggests this could be a suitable home, or maybe Children (meat)? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:21, March 23, 2011 (UTC)

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