UnNews:Most everything that happened during Uncyclopedia writers strike
Tuesday, September 26, 2023
Just because Uncyclopedia writers were on strike for 146 days doesn't mean major news didn't stop happening. So much happened that I wrote a little song about it.
Charles and Camilla crowned
Lots of Millie Bobby Brown
E. Jean Carroll wins her case
Mocha the Cyclone
Eurovision, Thai election
Busted for their insurrection
Sheeran didn't rip off Marvin
Megan Rapinoe
Busted George Santos
Ronny D, GOP
Fort Bragg is renamed
Oklahoma charter school
Influenza vaccine
Twitter's got a new X
Vision Pro and Jersey's Christie
Tina Turner, goodbye
We went on strike, not fired
News is on the ticket
As we're on the picket
We went on strike, not fired
Yeah, we're really wired
But we're kinda tired
Douglas Burgum, Michael Pence
Messi joins Miami's team
Trump indicted, reignited
Selling his mugshot
Dick Clark, Golden Globes
Nuggets win, that's no joke
Chris Licht gets licked, freight train off the tracks
Niño forecast
Kevin Spacey's cleared at last
Hunter Biden, HEROES Act
Massive shootings in the land
Threads app, actors strike, nuclear reactor
Taylor Swift, storms adrift
Barbenheimer, Kenough
We went on strike, not fired
News is on the ticket
As we're on the picket
We went on strike, not fired
Yeah, we're really wired
But we're kinda tired
Smash Mouth's Steve Hartwell dies
NYC bans Bnb
Barker, Price is Right
"Hey, Joe the Plumber died!"
Coco Gauff, Hostess gets bought
MGM Resorts hack
Auto workers on a strike
Michael Babcock, he resigns
Rupert Murdoch, outfoxed
Space landing, India
Menéndez, asshole
Talk shows are a no-go
Britney, Sam divorce
Taylor is a tour de force
Barrymore and Bill Maher
Flooding in the Congo
We went on strike, not fired
News is on the ticket
As we're on the picket
We went on strike, not fired
Yeah, we're really wired
But we're kinda tired
Pee Wee, yeah, Herman
Tony Bennett, great man
Dale's in Heaven
Interim agreements
Queen Bey saves economy
Taylor saves economy
Buffett, fuck it
Winning Time, losing time
NSYNC, Hi Hi Hi
Lackadaisy gets by
VMA, just okay
Drunken Taylor saved the day
We went on strike, not fired
News is on the ticket
As we're on the picket
We went on strike, not fired
Yeah, we're really wired
But we're kinda tired
New Dark Side of the Moon
Gomez will be Single Soon
Coach Prime, prime time
Talking Heads make sense
Kim K crossed the picket lines
People hate The Idol
Late night hosts-turned-podcast hosts
Russia, Minx and Belarus
Wheel of Fortune, Vanna White
Patrick Sajak says goodbye
Student debts, Harley Quinn
Banned books, Annie Frank
Brand new album from The Stones
Hall of Fame ousts Rolling Stone
Rock and rollers are transphobes
Something's happened to their lobes!
We went on strike, not fired
News is on the ticket
As we're on the picket
We went on strike, not fired
Now the deal is done
Reporting on, and on
And on, and on
Achilles' foot, that's a shitload of major world events within nearly five months! It feels like I'm summarizing a whole year, or whole decade or even era. Could any of these events ever disappear from memory? Possibly. Even before you reach the age of 80. No offense to our older readers.
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- "The news" ', May 2, 2023 - September 24, 2023
