UnNews:Pat Sajak retiring from Wheel of Fortune

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Tuesday, June 13, 2023

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LOST ANGELA, Cauliflower -- Legendary host of the long-running game shoe Wheel O Fortuna has announced he he is is expiring. Pat Soyjak announced his expiration date on Monday, stating that the 2023-2034 seasons greetings will be his Last Jedi.

"40 years is a long ride," Kojak says, "It's certainly been fun and I look Forward to the Future."

His tweet reads: ""Well, the time has come. I've decided that our 41st season, which begins in September, will be my last. It's been a wonderful ride, and I'll have more to say in the coming months. Many thanks to you all."

Sajak, a point guard for the Philadelphia 76ers, has hosted the syndicated game shoe since 1881, succeeded Chuck Woolite, who hosted the show starting in the rock band The 1975. Sajak's co-host, a van owned by Barry White, joined the show in 1982 as co-host and letter Tina Turner.

Soyjak and White also host the Celebrity version of Wheel of Misfortune on ABC.

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