UnBooks:UnLibrary

Welcome to the Uncyclopedian UnLibrary of UnBooks!

Here are the UnBookshelves of all UnBooks. For official UnBooks on Uncyclopedia, see here (Unofficial UnBooks categories include Recipes, Plays, HowTo and Instructions and are not included in the UnLibrary).

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UnBooks (most recent) UnAuthor of the Month

There is a guy. He is a seemingly ordinary guy, raising no interest and no suspicion when folks see him pass pass them by, but that is only appearance, only how he seems. He knows things, the truths of which are darker and sharper than the coldest shadows, the sorts of things that will curdle the blood and end all hope, and when he puts them to words, they... become. But he's just this guy, you know? He's Aleister in Chains. In his words, however, lies strangeness. Vote for UnAuthor of the Month

UnBest

Welcome, Quality-hound, to the UnBest section! Here you will find some of the greatest works from the rest of the library. That of course doesn't mean you don't have to look through the other shelves to find a good olde Diamond in the rough.

UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken  – UnBooks:The Driving Dutchman  – UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ  – UnBooks:American Bill of Rights for Dummies  – UnBooks:A Tale of Two Fanboys  – UnBooks:The Lost Introduction to Walden  – UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion  – Gone With d' Wind  – Dracula  – Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame  – UnBooks:Neville Longbottom: Enemy of the State  – Diary of a Caveman  – The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women  – Horton Hires a Ho  – Professional Kitten Huffing  – Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression.  – Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games  – James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul  – Travel Guide For All Countries  – One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged)  – The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story  – UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures)  – UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex

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UnFiction

UnJunior Welcome, Children, to the UnJunior section. Here you will find stories that are perfectly suited to your reading capabilities. All will have age-appropriate content, most will even have a none-too-subtle moral! How exciting! A Very Veggie Christmas Adventure with a Gamebook! Agnostic Teenager's Version of Harry Potter The Creature Horton Hires a Ho If You Give a Mouse a Cookie The Night After Christmas Polar Express The Prince and the Pea Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer See Dick The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story UnRomance Welcome, Housewife, to the UnRomance section. Here you can find stories with romance at their hearts. Stories about affairs and walks on moonlit beaches and the like. Something to masturbate to while your husband is on a business trip. An 82 Year Old Woman Wants My Body! Gone With d' Wind Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English? The Night I Slept with Björk UnJournals and Biographies Welcome, Soulsearcher, to the UnJournals and Biographies section. Here you can "learn from other's experiences" by reading up on journeys of self discovery and diaries of the disturbed. A Day In The Life Of A Redirect Bill Cosby, the Autobiography Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) Elvis Presley: The UnAutobiography Life as a 4⅝ Year Old My New Life as a T-Rex My Summer with Martin The Castaway The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾ The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression No Clean Way to Die

UnGeneral Fiction Welcome, Bookworm, to the UnGeneral Fection section. Here you will find classic literature and original works by the finest writers the wiki has to offer. and they may not even have been vandalised! A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion The Frogs George's World Ill Met By Moonlight Jeeves The Judge Sentenced Me To Write This Fucking Book Lamp: A Memoir The Last Little Pig The Legend of Ron and the Cheeseburger (v 2.0) The O. Henry Collection, Part Deux One Fine Day at the Market USA ROCKS! UnSci-Fi Welcome, Nerd, to the UnSci-fi section! Here you will find stories longer and more complicated than the CERN laboratories. Stories about intergalactic space war that frequently come with their own language for you to learn. For fun. In your parents' basement. Alien Reports Captain's Blog The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story UnPoetia Welcome, Poetry-Lover, to the UnPoetia section. Here you can find poetry on a wide range of misery, pain, suffering and such. (Actually, all poetry is like that). How Do I Love Thee I Wandered Lonely Through A Cloud One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged) Shall I Compare Thee The Road Not Taken UnMysteries Welcome, Snoop, to the UnMysteries section. Here you can the cream of Uncyclopedia detective fiction. There's no way you'll solve any of them before the end, mind you. A Tissue Of Lies The Case of the Dashing Dame Detective Novel J'accuse Sherlock Holmes Mini Mysteries The Solomon Key Who Killed God? The Mysterious Affair at the World War Two Convention

UnFact

Computers and Internet Welcome, IT Man, to teh computers and internet section! Here you can pretend to brush up on your IT knowledge before going back to your job of throwing Maltesers in the air and catching them with your mouth until someone forgets their password. Choosing a Web Browser The Digital Divide eBay Buyer's UnGuide Erwin Rommel's FPS Guide: Level 1 Unix Scripting UnGuides Welcome, Stranger, to the UnGuides section! Here you will find our collection of guides ranging from dating advice to Self-help. See also the HowTo page for non-UnBook related guides. American Bill of Rights for Dummies Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ Dragon - A Users Guide Electric Slide Embracing Mediocrity Employee Manual Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care How to be Gay Whilst in Gaol James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games Guide to Being Emo Panic on the Streets of Birmingham Phil Eats His Way Across North America Professional Kitten Huffing Slaying Dragons For Dummies So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems) Steal that Book To be a Fatty or Not to Be a Fatty UnHow UnTo UnMake UnAn UnBook The UnRoadMap Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon

Unversity Welcome, Student, To the Unversity section. Here you can brush up on all sorts of topics: from Philosophy to Biology and back again. You could even steal these textbooks to replace the ones you burned when you were drunk! 1000 Uncyclopedians Typing Hamlet A Logical Interpretation of “Green Eggs and Ham" Great Abridged Literature The Gruesome Book of Grues The Hooded Anus The Origin Of Species (Edited For Christians) The Three Weird Sisters are Alive and Well in Washington, DC UnReligion Helo, Reverend/Rabbi/Imam/Atheist, and welcome to the UnReligion section. Here you will find out all you need to know about the enemy via a selection of polemics and documents blessed by your various gods and leaders. The Book of Genesis The Origin Of Species (Edited For Christians) The Pudgic Bible Rick James Version of the Bible The Qur'an II Third Epistle to the Thessalonians UnCookbook Welcome, chef, the the UnCookbook Guides! Here you will find recipies for the tastiest dishes... that we were able to cook. Don't expect them to conform to health standards. April Fools Cuisine Guide to the Arab Cuisine How to Cook Filipino Food How to Make Poop Cuisine The Anarchist Cookbook Urinal Cakes Mrs. Lovett's Best Loved Meat Pie Recipes

Unshelved

Due to his incredible laziness the UnLibrarian has not shelved these books yet. You can help by shelving them. You can also help by looking through here and finding books not featured in the UnLibrary. You can then either dump them under here or shelve them. The UnLibrary would like to thank you for your... er... Well, we'll thank you just in case.

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