Gulf War I (video game)
War: 
vs. 
Invasion[edit | edit source]
*Welcome to #Kuwait!*
*iRaq has entered the game*
iRaq: don't fukin touch r oil n00bs
QWait: fuk u
QWait: gimme my $ back
iRaq: stfu or be pwn3d
iRaq: U BEN PWN3d!!!!!!111111!!1
*Arab584 has entered the game*
*Daddypilot has entered the game*
Arab584: get the fuk out
Daddypilot: yeh, we t3h 1337, we'll pwnz u
*Co4li7i0n has entered the game*
*UN is no longer idle*
Co4li7i0n: fuk you iRaq!!!11111
*SERVER IS DOWN*
*Co4li7i0n is now in Saudi Arabia*
*SERVER IS UP*
Co4li7i0n: fuk you Iraq!!!11111
Co4li7i0n: u wil b haxord
Desert Storm[edit | edit source]
*74 damage to iRaq!*
iRaq: WTF!?!?!/1
iRaq: y 'fight' butn bloked out?
*42 damage to iRaq!*
iRaq: y cnt i do nything????????????
Daddypilot: Cuz we pwn Biatch
*75 damage to iRaq!*
*44 damage to iRaq!*
*59 damage to iRaq!*
*63 damage to iRaq!*
*25 damage to iRaq!*
*49 damage to iRaq!*
iRaq: here wr r!!!
*0.03 damage to Israel!*
iRaq: cmon Israel
*Israel remains idle*
iRaq: GODDAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!11111!11111!111111
Daddypilot:LMAO
*45 damage to iRaq!*
*2 damage to Co4li7i0n!*
iRaq: WTF????
*47 damage to iRaq!*
*17 damage to iRaq!*
*27 damage to iRaq!*
*iRaq's army flees!*
iRaq: u havnt wwon yet
*iRaq burns oil wells*
*iRaq has gone Idle*
Co4li7i0n: u piece of shit
*Oil wells extinguished*
*Kurds no longer idle*
*QWait respawns*
QWait: thx man
Co4li7i0n: no prob
Co4li7i0n: we r 1337!!!!1!1 u bin PWN3D l0ser!!!!!!
Daddypilot:Tolja we pwnz
*iRaq is no longer Idle*
iRaq: I g1v3 25m ta wheva pwnz Daddy!
Co4li7i0n: lmao sad
Daddypilot:Evry1 luvs me nubs
iRaq: Iv I h4d m0r cash ud be PWND, but ffs u kilded my nukes... DAMNIT!
Daddypilot:lmao Reprted
iRaq: I KILL j00!
*Co4li7i0n has left the game*
*Daddypilot has left the game*
*Blowjob entered the game*
Blowjob:WEWT
*SERVER IS DOWN*
*SERVER IS UP*
*Next game: Gulf War II begins in 30 sec.*
Kurds: wtf? aint it over
Blowjob:DAMN... im neva gonna get ta do anythin :(
iRaq: fuk no