Forum:THE GREAT CHEF BRIAN INVASION!

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WE SHALL INVADE THIS HAPPY SAUSAGE MONKEY YOU CALL A POTATO! WE SHALL ATTACK THE THE HAPPY SQUIRREL WITH THESE HAGGIS OF DOOM!

THE PUDDING SPEAKS TO US!

"It holds us in it's grasp like a giant Koala with dentures,

We are slaves to the denture Koala, and it's army of light bulbs with feet"

(Translation: Chef Brian Likes this article)

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SPREAD THE MAYONNAISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

View your master of chips!

Translation: put this template on RANDOM ARTICLES TO START THE RANDOM REVELUTION – Preceding unsigned comment added by Shedtroll (talk • contribs)

No. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:10, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Revolution cancelled due to rain. Please stop putting this on random pages as it's pure unadulterated self-advertising. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:10, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

On the bright side, however, clearing this off all those tens of pages got a lot of vandalism found. So thanks. I guess. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:36, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

This page rapes more eyes than Vogonpedia. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:12, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

That's my battlecry. I don't get to use it much nowadays. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:14, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Private TKF front and center! Drop down and give me 40. One more word against Vogonpedia and I'll be sending you to Southern Lebanon on a guard duty! Dismissed! ~ 21:20, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Interesting, but not as touchy as Brian Peppers. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:08, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

BRIAN PEPPERS HAS TOUCHED THIS ARTICLE!

"Someone left the door unlocked, and Brian Peppers came in. He has touched this article and touched everyone that contributed to it." Make sure to keep children away from this article, or else Brian Peppers might touch them as well.

(Translation: Brian Peppers Likes this article)

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Now come on Orion, you know better than to create "approves" templates! /me wags finger in a motherly way. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:18, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

It is not so much an approves, more like a touched template. It is sort of a warning to keep children away from the page that might have adult subject matter or Brian Peppers waiting for them on it. Besides Black Jesus approves. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:27, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

If I may interrupt

I think you might have misappropriated the word "Random" in this case, Shedtroll. See this thing I wrote for more details. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 00:30, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Correct, the Brian Peppers template is more "random" in that it deals with an event on the Internet, the Brian Peppers fad of the Youtube and YTMND web sites that youths use and get laughs off of, and older people don't understand what is so funny. I wrote it to be funny and mock the youth and their use of topics like Brian Peppers. There was a sexual offenders web site for Ohio and a man named Brian Peppers was on it and he looks like some sort messed up dummy because he has some sort of skull disfiguring disease. People thought it was fake until Snopes verified that he exists for real and found yearbook photos of him to verify it. Yet the template serves a purpose to warn us to keep children away from articles with adult subjects in them, by making fun of Brain Peppers being someone who might touch children. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:42, 26 May 2007 (UTC)