User:Shedtroll

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This user likes goats . Baaaahaahaahaahhh!

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all… teen

This user is fae Bonnie Scotland - dinnae teach his Granny tae suck eggs.

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is Over 9000.

This user is a reincarnation of Oscar Wilde.

9000 This user is 9000 years old. Woop-ti-doo. 9000

Shedtroll. No other word strikes so much mystery, confusion and bemusement to so many people. Nobody knows what he is, where he is, or even if he exists. All we know is he's not the stig...or is he?

Known History

The first record of shedtroll has been dated to the year 7000BC. It is a simple cave painting depicting a figure (it is unknown what sex, very unusual for the time) in the center of a circle within a square, house shaped box.

There has been many legends of the 'Hertmit of the Web' around the internet. This legend has been around since the internet began and has been described as the world's oldest 'meme'. The image of the geek living on the internet has been described as 'regularly imaged, never named'. This is what the shed troll is thought to be.