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Post the stupid secret habits you have. I'll start.

I like to make up lyrics to things that have no lyrics. For example, for the Super Mario Brothers theme song, I made up my own words. For some reason I decided to make it a "Mario Dance" that the song teaches you how to do. "Swing your arms, then take a step. C'mon, you know that you-ou can do it. Then you punch your right arm out to the side and ki-hick your left foot. Nowthisisthepartwhereyoucando...anythingyouwant, JUST THIS ONCE! Okaythat'senoughnowbacktothe... first...rou...tine. Move your head in a circle, please, ve-he-ry slowly. Tilt it back and forth, shuffle your feet. Now we repeat it again!" And so on. HNT♥♥ Look at this|Look at that |now it's time to sit & chat 20:23, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

/me slowly backs away... (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 5, 20:32

I sing it in my head when I'm playing video games or cooking or doing homework or what have you, too. HNT♥♥ Look at this|Look at that |now it's time to sit & chat 20:37, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

I hate to be a heartbreaker, but the Mario song already has words. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 04:22, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

I had no idea about that. Holy Hannah Montana. They are really similar to mine. I'm creeped. HNT♥♥ Look at this|Look at that |now it's time to sit & chat 03:19, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

When I shower, I'm not completely naked. I wear a bow tie, 'cause I'm all classy 'n' shit. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:46, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

When I shower, I make the other people in the shower wear bowties, 'cuz I'm kind of a weirdo.   Le Cejak • <1:53, 06 Jul 2008>

I amuse myself by defecating in boxes, which I send as gifts to my husbands band mates. Just farr a laugh! --Sharon Osbourne 02:48, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

I edit this website called Uncyclopedia (Anyone go there?)... Oh, wait... --Mr E 05:24, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

Err... on christmas eve I gell my hair and put deoderant on before going to bed. Doesn't do any good though. he never waits... Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 14:25 6 July 2008

I like to edit Uncyclopedia. :3 - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 02:51, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm working on a wiki to make Uncyclopedia obsolete. That, and stacking sugar cubes. -- buffoon-like Ape (freeze) (Riot Porn) 22:24, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm building a gigantic laser that I will use to either blow up the moon or hold the world hostage for an outrageous sum of money. It's still in the "planning stages" right now.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:09, Jul 9

Oh, that reminds me. You're rent is due. If you get any farther behind in your payments I'm going to have to evict you from Skull Island. There are plenty of mad scientists waiting in line for the place. Professor Malevolent, for one, is willing to vaporize you right now if I bump him to the head of the line. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:19, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Put your comment above mine, would you? Outrageous! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:31, 09 Jul 2008

I told you, I don't have the money right now, but I can get it to you just as soon as the infrastructures of the world's most powerful nations are crumbling into dust. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:29, Jul 9

I secretly laugh at people's grammatical mistakes. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:28, 09 Jul 2008

Why are you commenting at me for? I ain't never not done no grammatical mistakes. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:46, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

I try to reprogram my brain so my schizoaffective disorder does not bother me that much, I learned that from John Forbes Nash in "A Brilliant Mind" and I have a background as a computer programmer. Still needs some tweaking but I ignore most hallucinations and voices, sometimes I screen out real world stuff too, but usually nothing important. I am also working on anagathics, it is medicine that halts the aging process, as a result I look a lot younger than I actually am, and I also act a lot younger than I actually am. Plus I fix up computers and build systems from old parts to create retro computers, and I am a big computer and game console emulator fan. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:54, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Hmmm... secret habits that I have... Does meth count? I like meth. A LOT. Anyways, junkie mania aside, wanking. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:28, Jul 10

I like to masturbate on towels. -

kingkitty ~Fuck you~

09:37, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

I send messages to... WAIT! If I put what I do... It won't be a secret anymore?... I iz cumfoosd. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:21, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

I enjoy subverting the dominant paradigm. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 19:53, 11 July 2008 (UTC)