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Hello there!

As you don't know me yet, I am an admin from the Dutch Oncyclopedia, and I was following the then-active Foreign Office project with Lars863. Well, the Foreign Office project is right now in a deep sleep. I don't think it will come alive, but though, there are coming slowly bunches of life in an other thing, the international Uncyclomedia (UnMeta). It is different than FO, but it is also orientated as an international project for every ****pedia to get involved in (though... that's the aim). You have surely heared of it.

Now, we from UnMeta have a project with Embassies and their Ambassadors. A place for questions, requests, discussions, involving and other things, for more coorperation with all ***pedia's that exist. Because of that, we would like to know who your embassador would be, the person who is central for that principle, especially the second-largest Uncyc on the planet/universe (controversial with no proof of alien ***pedia's, or are there?). So, we ask to the active users who would be The Voice of Uncyclopedia for the international purpose as part of another attempt for coorperation and more things thereabout.

All of this falls under the one hour ago self-made motto "Every ****pediakind has created equal"!

If you're intending to point out an ambassador, we would like to see it happen through a vote. Thanks, R7 (NL) 21:00, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

A link to a forum which is going on over there: New ambassador for Uncyclopedia. R7 (NL) 21:04, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

As I am quite possibly the only active (en) Uncyclopedian who ever seems to go on UnMeta (which I usually don't), I would like to state for the record that... I don't see this happening. Unless we can hijack an Illogicopedian to do it or something. Which might actually work quite well...

Seriously, the usual idiots here can't even cooperate with themselves. You can tell by how uncooperative I'm being right now. 1234 ~ 16:34, 25 September 2011

Wait, but it looks like you already have an Illogicopedian as the english Uncyclopedian ambassador... why not just keep him? He's nice. 1234 ~ 17:05, 25 September 2011

Hindley is not active :-/ 83.134.76.8 17:24, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

That's because of that, he isn't active, and not even registered as a user here. Stays a strange thing to me why he is noticed over there. R7 (NL) 18:08, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

Hindleyite is definitely a registered user here; last I checked he was even an admin. I'll admit he's not exactly the most active, but he still... drops by. On occasion. Ish. Okay, fine, but he's a lot more pleasant than the active folks, believe me. 1234 ~ 19:11, 25 September 2011

I'll do it. What's my pay and how many Dutch secretaries am I allowed to have? --Black Flamingo 22:07, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

You bet. You'll be the secretary | 83.134.79.212 11:50, September 26, 2011 (UTC)

Pay is fresh air, an extention to your CV (more letters!), airconditioning. There is actually no limit on the secretaries, but I guess it will get a bit different when the whole room (I guess 6×6 meters) is filled with them.. then is airconditioning not necassary because it won't work at all. The house-keeper is a bit penurious, especially while the winter is on... though the room is hermetically sealed isolated and...those secretaries are still there though... R7 (NL) 15:11, September 26, 2011 (UTC)

Second largest? Who is first? --Black Flamingo 19:47, September 26, 2011 (UTC)

The Portuguese/Brazilian one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:59, 26 September 2011

Right, I'm defecting. Bye. --Black Flamingo 22:33, September 26, 2011 (UTC)

:O —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:36, 26 September 2011

But seriously

Can folks please prove us wrong? Me and Bard, I mean. We could gain much from this, but I just don't see it happening. So please, prove me wrong. 1234 ~ 13:29, 26 September 2011

Black Flamingo would be a great ambassador! Why not him? He has a tendency to hang around kindergardens while looking awfully creepy, but eh, nobody's perfect. Mattsnow 13:38, September 26, 2011 (UTC)

For people who fon't know the purpose of it yet, I have yet answered the question on the forum on UnMeta, but in my point is the function of ambassador in UnMeta a "function" (it's more like a title) where users from "foreign Uncyc's" can ask questions about things like interwikichanges, content containing things, idea's and other things, specifically for/about Uncyclopedia (and other Uncyc's, depends on where the user is ambassador from). So if I got for instance a request to change an interwiki-link, that I can ask a question to the ambassador if that could be done. R7 (NL) 15:11, September 26, 2011 (UTC)

• I think the idea of ambassadors for all the various Uncyclopedias is a great idea and I wish you all the very best of luck. It is strange to think that there are people all over the world doing exactly the same stuff that we do, but we have no communication with them ever. Let me suggest that you create an UnMeta IRC channel (I'm in #unmeta on freenode right now and nobody else is there). If you have any questions or anything just let me know. -- The Zombiebaron 01:50, September 28, 2011 (UTC)

• Can't remember who it was now but a couple of years before one Uncyclopedian was quite active in this embassy business. But when he disappeared, there was no one interested/around to keep it going. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:39, September 28, 2011 (UTC)

Siddhartha-Wolf? That was in the times of the Foreign Office indeed. R7 (NL) 19:27, September 28, 2011 (UTC)

Ah Sid was a cool guy, he was sort-of my unofficial adopter. --Black Flamingo 19:52, September 28, 2011 (UTC)

Maybe Ptok knows where he went. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:02, 30 September 2011

Thank you for voting. I think two weeks are long enough, and it is now quite clear who is the new ambassador of Uncyclopedia. Name will appear on Unmeta soon. R7 (NL) 16:59, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

Voting time

Per the guy - we now have an idea what it is; who do we want doing it? Please just add names now - preferably your own name if you're interested; making someone who isn't interested do it would be a little silly. 1234 ~ 17:17, 26 September 2011

Meganew

Score: 1

• I've nothing better to do. No seriously. I have nothing better to do. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 20:07, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

Black flamingo11

Score: 7

• We'd have to figure out how to pay him, but he seemed interested. 1234 ~ 17:17, 26 September 2011
•  For.No expenses. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:22, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Trying to get rid of him somehow. Mattsnow 13:11, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Yeah! I'm voting for that Black Flaming Guy! Wooo! --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:16, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
• For -- The Zombiebaron 01:14, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:51, 28 September 2011
•  For. Don't go breaking my heart. I won't go breaking your heart. Don't go breaking my...don't go breaking my...(both together) I WON'T GO BREAKING YOUR HEEEEEEEEEART!!! --ShabiDOO 12:39, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
• I would vote for this guy, but he called the man on me for my PLS article. Plus, he's already going to win, so might as well have fun with my vote. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   15:07, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
• Sold for 80 miljon pesos! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 06:29, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya

Score: 3

• Bad idea, but I tend to be around there anyway because of my involvement in Illogicopedia, usually showing up when a server goes down or when my talkpage gets poked. 1234 ~ 17:17, 26 September 2011
• For. S/he actually seems to know what this entails. --Black Flamingo 19:18, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Obvious for ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:31, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
•  I'm happy to pay 10 million pesos in order to get him/her to the Uncyclopedia Security Council. But I'm guessing that we get a Belgian to do it. Unless Lyrithya kills the Belgian instead. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 10:44, September 28, 2011 (UTC)

Lollipop

• Self noms are fun. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 26 September 2011, at 22:37

Olipro

Score: 2

(+ 1 flagrant abstain)

• I will judge the success of this vote, not by the amount of endorsements, but by the flagrancy of opposition. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:23, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. This reminds of the time I voted for Nader as president. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   19:41, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
• xoxoxoxox (x=kiss and o=hug) --ShabiDOO 16:11, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

Magic man

• I'm interested. -- 01:37, September 28, 2011 (UTC)

Zombiebaron

Score: 0

• Nom. If he's interested, he'd be fab. Very few know the site so well, and when I popped my head into #unmeta yesterday he was still the only one in there. --Black Flamingo 23:27, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

What I expect is that it is not going to be a permanently active project, but it is only active when there are some plans, ideas, additions, problems (when the users on the ****pedia are getting desperate, what I don't expect on Uncyclopedia), dates for meetings (on IRC) or anything else. I think its quite difficult to keep it active all the way, especially with moments when nobody got anything to say, however, I do take several looks at UnMeta at a day when possible to see what's going on. R7 (NL) 15:01, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

Shabidoo

He's good and (somewhat) civil.  For. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 17:52, September 30, 2011 (UTC) sorry...Im not interested in taking any administrative position and I don't think any one is really interested in having me take any administrative position. I endorse Black Flamingo!!! --ShabiDOO 12:38, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

Aimsplode

Score: 1

 For.^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 17:54, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

Somewhat invalid as the twit got himself banned for posting a link to a 'prawn' site. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:33, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

I suppose so...I guess we will never know if Aimsplode would have been voted embassador of wikipedia or not. Only Jesus Christ our saviour has that kind of information. --ShabiDOO 11:40, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Can Jesus Christ create a boulder that's too heavy for him to move? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:54, 8 October 2011

Yes and no. Therefore...no and yes. Nice try though :) --ShabiDOO 13:06, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

The correct answer was: If Jesus Christ is truly omnipotent, no such boulder could exist in the first place. However, supposing Jesus Christ is truly omnipotent, he could create it anyway. However, an impossible boulder being brought into existence would simultaneously annihilate the universe from existence. However, Jesus Christ being benevolent, he couldn't destroy the universe and thus he can't create a boulder too heavy for him to move. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:20, 8 October 2011

Boulders aren't really Jesus' thing. He could whip you up a nice table though. --Black Flamingo 13:22, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

And then he could flip that table over in anger. -- 13:30, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

And then save our souls from eternal damnation by dying on the cross so that we could drink his blood and eat his flesh on Sundays before the football game. --ShabiDOO 13:47, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

... -- 13:52, October 8, 2011 (UTC)