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"Bake me a abmid! I'b a bajor in aprobizics at juicy L.A. and I'b bade a bunch of bikis and I'b abmided a bunch of pites and perbers! I'b a pirate! I'b also buh smarpest guy buhround!"

I'm an amazing person. I'm majoring in astrophysics at UCLA, I've made a bunch of wikis, I've admined a bunch of sites and servers, I'm a pilot, and the smartest guy around. I think that I should be an admin on here. How do I become one affective immediately? I require this data.

Thanks peeps. --Lineintegral123 01:36, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

 For. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:12, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

 Against. because admins are not amazing people or intellectuals. Also, your résumé doesn't include any nude photographs of yourself. --TOAST

Asking is the single best way to permanently be a not-admin. It doesn't help that you're "majoring in astrophysics at UCLA...made a bunch of wikis...admined a bunch of sites and servers...a pilot, and the smartest guy around", not to mention how terribly humble you are. We've already got enough awesome around here. Too much, really. It's overflowing the bucket, making a mess of the place. A mess of awesome. Once awesome gets in the carpet, you can't get it out. There's nothing worse than a bucket-shaped stain of awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:26, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Also, anyone who names themselves after a line integral (a relatively boring mathematical concept) is a dick. -- slimy Ape (lick) (Riot Porn) 06:36, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

 For. I think that you can start being affectively an admin immediately. As long as you consider an admin to be emotionally self-delusional and self-aggrandising. In fact, if you assume that, I think you're already affectively an admin. Just a shame you'll never effectively be an admin. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 08:13, Jun 4 2010 UTC

 Against. We don't need more admins who love themselves, that's my job. --ChiefjusticePS3 08:32, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

 For. We need more admins who loves themselves more than Chief. ~ 10:36, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Invalid vote Impossible for anyone to have more self-love than Chief. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 10:53, Jun 4 2010 UTC

Comment: @Modu, if awesome is so good, you have no choice but to make the awesome who wrote this comment a sysop. @Ape, your perception of line integrals is flawed. Such blasphemy should wipe you off the face of the earth. Think before you say the unwise. I appreciate the votes so far. I will continue my campaign. All in favor will be doing the most amazing thing to this wiki that has ever happened. My amazingness surpasses that of Bin Laden; clearly, I must be an admin. --Lineintegral123 20:33, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Clearly you aren't so great. If you were you'd be some place else. This place is full of geeks, spastics and dweebs. Packed! It's as though the Chess Club got digitized. Dork Central! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:11, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

 FOR Astrophysics majors at UCLA running Uncyclopedia. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:50, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

 Against. Somehow, it just doesn't add up. (see also: nature's simultaneous four day time cube) User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:40, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

Being an admin sucks and makes you a faggot. Just look at me. --69.136.102.0 20:15, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

To be fair, you were one before. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Except in your case. Then it's still wrong. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:03, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

I know that. --Roman Dog Bird 21:18, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Screw this guy

I'm a more amazing person. I'm still in High School. I've been involved with three wikis, I've adminned once because someone let me be an admin for a day because I begged them, I can fly paper airplanes, and my calculator is the smartest thing around. Now just make me an admin before this bloke.

There is no need to vote, as I know you will all vote  For.. ~ Readmesoon 05:20, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Bless.    zheoliel   16:57 June 4

Three wikis? Wow. I was involved with two, and that was incredibly hard to pull off. Like the time I managed to set up dates with both of them on the same night. Oh, the comedy that ensued! I can't even imagine what it would be like with three. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:30, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Screw you! I'm the mostest amazing personage. I went to Junior High. I'm actively somewhat involved within the community of one wiki. I admin' to nothing! I've seen paper airplanes fly with limited assistance from others within sight distance of my location at the time of said flight. I am the master of space and time because my space watch tells me the time when I push the space over the hearing-time button!

Make ME an admin before I succeed again! Or something  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09 Jun 2010 ~ 05:34 (UTC)

No me

I don't really understand how wikis work nor do I have very much interest in doing boring cleanup work. That makes me more qualified than 90% of the current admins. -- slimy Ape (lick) (Riot Porn)

WTF is the wiki thing everyone keeps talking about? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Jesushatesu1681 (talk • contribs)

Nobody knows, really. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:27, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

Whatever! I'll just start and become admin of my own wiki!

With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the adminship and the blackjack!User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:00, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

meh, forget the whole thing.User:Mrthejazz/sig 13:44, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Hookers

The dude who started this forum actually is an admin already - the way we all are: in our wildest dreams. -- Style  Guide 08:31, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Also, I know understand how this waikiki worms no more tan you ever will make ME AMIN WRITE NO! -- Style  Guide 20:27, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Naked pics?

•  Absolutely necessary. If you want to be an admin, you have to show the current admins what you've got. Please forward all naked pics to Mordillo. Love,  
  • Dibs on being on Ethine's approval board if she ever becomes an admin. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 05:51 Jun 05, 2010
    • You don't want new admins now? Also, the poopsmith needs to review them as well. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:02, June 5, 2010 (UTC)
      • If I didn't contradict myself, I wouldn't be an administrator. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:04 Jun 05, 2010

Lol you said "dick". --EMC ^[TALK] 07:55 Jun 5 2010

I know how to play to my strengths, so I'm going to ensure I get opped next VFS by sending my pictures through to all of the active admins. I expect to become adminized any moment now. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 18:33, Jun 5 2010 UTC

What about the inactive ones like Dave and Uvula Donor? Don't they get any pictures, Puppy? —Pelozurian (talk) 18:35, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

I think you should up your chances by sending them to all the admins, plus Sims, Zana, and I. Clearly the chick users will be the best judges. Love,  

Don't forget about our gay users! They could make him a FAB-ulous admin. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:25, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

I'll send pics if I become an admin. Covered in vomit is fine. TOAST 10:37, June 6, 2010 (UTC)

I resent being treated solely as a sex object. I also cook and do housework, and can fake listening like a pro. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 11:24, Jun 6 2010 UTC

But can you pole dance? —Pelozurian (talk) 19:13, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

I can dance like a pole - does that count? Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:22, Jun 7 2010 UTC

That depends. If by pole, you mean PrOfessionaL dancEr, then yes. —Pelozurian (talk) 08:02, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm your private dancer. A dancer for money. I'll do what you want me to do. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 08:14, Jun 7 2010 UTC

Wow, and I thought my references were out of date. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:33, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

COCKS!

You must sign this contract, then we shall push forward a request to make you an admin.

I hereby agree that I will forfeit my soul and non-admin status to become a disrespected person, as well as a bitter husk of a human who dreams of one day becoming a well rounded human being. --SadisticWolf 17:00, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Don't sign it, notice the man's name damnit. SadisticWolf! Do you really want to sign a contract with somebody named SadisticWolf??? Ah, fuck it, sign it. I want to see the feathers fly. Aleister in Chains 21:16 6 6 MMX

I assume you are tying to make a joke out of a serious situation. Clearly, Uncyclopedia needs people like me to correct the stupidity of those like you. Your small font was easily readable with one of UCLA's electron microscopes. Please continue to support my campaign everyone and God Bless Uncyclopedia! --Lineintegral123 01:09, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Hey guys, maybe with UCLA's help we can finally be a trustworthy site like Conservapedia! —Pelozurian (talk) 01:21, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

Okay, now I KNOW this guy's not for real. You can't have a microscope the size of an electron! User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:59, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

No, seriously.

We want pics. Love,  

Discussion on my talk page

Our new administrator and I are having a discussion on the bottom of my talk page. I told him directly to report to Why? to get fitted out with his admin tools, but he came back to me just to be beaten to the GUT, which I have now won. Aleister 1:35 9 6 MMX

That's nice, but I still want dick pics. Love,  

What's the difference between God and a pilot?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09 Jun 2010 ~ 05:45 (UTC)

• My dad's a pilot. That makes me Jeebus!  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 23:33, June 9, 2010 (UTC)