User talk:Turb0-Sunrise/Turb0pedia/The UnHistory Book

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

𝕴𝔫 𝔱π”₯𝔒 π”Ÿπ”’π”€π”¦π”«π”«π”¦π”«π”€ β„­π”₯π”―π”¬π”«π”žπ”―π”¦π”¬π”« π” π”―π”’π”žπ”±π”’π”‘ 𝔱π”₯𝔒 β„Œπ”’π”žπ”³π”’π”«π”° π”žπ”«π”‘ 𝔱π”₯𝔒 π”ˆπ”žπ”―π”±π”₯...

𝔒𝔯 π”΄π”žπ”° 𝔦𝔱 π”’π”°π” π”žπ”― π”šπ”¦π”©π”‘π”’ π” π”―π”’π”žπ”±π”¦π”«π”€ π”˜π”«π” π”Άπ” π”©π”¬π”­π”’π”‘π”¦π”ž?

--– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs 19:42, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

we need some old people[edit source]

@shabidoo: @kakun: @MagicBus: @PF4Eva: --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 20:25, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

don't forget @Kippy: @Codeine: (maybe?) ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 20:35, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. --πŸͺ™πŸͺ™πŸͺ™πŸͺ™πŸͺ™πŸͺ™πŸͺ™πŸͺ™ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZβ”‚
β”‚
β”‚
20:59, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
possibly @MoneySign: --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 21:30, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: I've been pinged. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 23:46, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
great what do you remember about old uncyclopedia (also @Nacky:)--Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 23:47, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
I forgot its been awhile. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 23:48, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
I don't mean to be old, I just got that way. This dimension in a sub-level Bottom of the Well existence affords me the ability to avoid the baddies, but then it's you know, the Bottom of the Well. I have been mocking that too. Nacky (talk) 13:38, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
I'm definitely old -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 10:42, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
great what if anything do you remember about old uncyclopedia -- |f|i|s|h| |o|n| |s|k|a|t|e|s| 12:44, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
oh also @TheReturnOfJazz: --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 19:30, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
Wait a minute. So none of you remember unyclopedia history? That means I can revise it as I see fit! Power, power! Muahahaha! It's TheReturn ofJazz... Because non sequiturs. 01:41, 15 March 2026 (UTC)
See? You get it --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 01:45, 15 March 2026 (UTC)
Since technically a userpage I'll share some history. But there's something you should know. I'm a relational remembererer. That means I don't have much of a timeline. Most of my stuff I remember is in the format of, "Hey you remember that one time..." And then you fill in the blanks. For example, "Hey you remember that one time EMC had us all do group crank calls on Skype to a gay porn chat named the "Manhole?" Or "Hey, you remember that time when Spike was hyper strict and OCD about UnNews so certain someone's trolled him to death over it? Or you remember that famous sock named Toast?

And then there's the drama. Oh Lord the drama. That's how you knew when you had a healthy community, when you had so many big personalities that everyone clashed and practically murdered each other every other day over whether to sensor offensive articles, or whether to ban Hyperbole or not. (I actually don't remember what that drama was about. But I do remember there was drama."

Also one guy who got butt mad over an article posted "hate hate hat!" In a slandanity article and that became a running joke. At least for me. I made a template and everything.

Does any of that help?It's TheReturn ofJazz... Because non sequiturs. 01:55, 15 March 2026 (UTC)

It does, thanks. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 02:01, 15 March 2026 (UTC)

DWIII may be able to chip in too. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 04:23, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

Anyways,[edit source]

I'm thinking this is gonna be a giant collab between a bunch of people, so: anybody want a half feature point? maybe? ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 23:49, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

we should get some people from the spoon, I wanna hear all sides @Romartus: --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 23:51, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
Definitely. Let’s also wait a whiiile before trying to feature it. This is awesome btw. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 04:21, 19 March 2026 (UTC)