User talk:Jack mort/2006

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humble benignings

catholic guilt

Keep up the good work son, I'm proud of you! --GOD 11:39, 10 March 2006 (EST)

No, for real. I am. --GOD! 13:36, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

My god it's GOD! the messiah's on my talk page. *bows and scrapes*. --JackMort

The Messiah is my only begotten son. I am the older guy with the white beard. Like Gandalf. --GOD! 09:15, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

Ah but dad you are Jesus as well though, and the holy ghost. trinity and whatnot, so I am "right". you could have jesus and holy spirit sock puppets quite legitimately, haha. - jack mort | cunt | talk -

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This page

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lines -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yes :) I like the lines tho, they please me. --JackMort

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Thanks for your vote!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

-I appreciate all the help I can get! The way you wrote your vote also might help convince others to vote. Thank you very much!--<<>> 18:02, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

You're welcome :) the vote was well deserved. --JackMort

Reverend Zim blesses you

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

-- Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:39, 1 May 2006 (UTC)

Wanted to let you know I appreciate your vote. Mostly I'm delighted by your descriptor of Zim as "unhinged". That's a first! I'll treasure this moment always! -- Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:43, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

Two Asylums

Hey what's up dude? I'm Claudius, nice to meet you, yadda yadda. I noticed your submission of User:Jack mort/asylum, you might wish to move that into the rewrite category of the contest since there is already an Asylum article... just a thought, I only noticed because I've linked Asylum in my submission- User:Claudius Prime/Catherine the Great. I like your asylum article better, the other one is pretty random (crappy). Just a thought. Later.--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 14:27, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

If you submit your article in the contest under "best rewrite" then they will blow that shitty random one away when the contest is over- that's what I would do.--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 22:36, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

Cool, sounds good!--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 23:08, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

Thanks!

...for the flowers. Seems like most people don't think that a guy would appreciate them as a gift, but they're certainly more meaningful than some of the other sympathy gifts I've received in the past (not mentioning any names here): A bag of beef jerky, a bottle of Brut-33 cologne, and a copy of Swank magazine (the latter 2 are still up for grabs, BTW, if anyone wants them). ~ T. (talk) 10:49, 1 May 2006 (UTC)

Quite welcome. Flowers look nice and are sentimental and poigniant, in their short life span. Also they are cheap, especially when picked from nearby gardens. As for your other presents, nothing gets my spirits back up like salted meat..... And I'll take the Brut if it's still on offer, I've been looking for something to clean my bike with. - jack mort | cunt | talk - - 19:32, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

• (Just re-read this... it's still funny the second time through). But I really dropped in to thank you for your votes for Oscar Mayer and On a stick. Your constant support for me across the board is just great.  :) ~ T. (talk) 22:54, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

If it means more I don't look at who writes articles I just vote depending on how good the article itself is, so I'm not swayed by who the author is or isn't. If it means less though, disregard the above. - jack mort | cunt | talk - - 23:49, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

Nah, be honest. No-one should be resting on their laurels around here. Personally, I don't want people to vote for me if my stuff is crap. I'd prefer honest feedback so I can fix it until it's good. But I'm glad you enjoyed Embracing Mediocrity as much as I enjoyed writing it. :) ~ T. (talk) 04:29, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

Good point

What would the Seven Wonders of Uncyclopedia be? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:32, 11 May 2006 (UTC)

I'm not sure what they'd be but we definitely need to make articles for them all, and a category.

A man-made second moon perhaps. i might write that. - jack mort | cunt | talk - - 15:43, 11 May 2006 (UTC)

I think it would look better staying close to the original? The Mingin' Gardens of Birmingham....could stretch to the Temple of Sophia at a push? Any thoughts? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

One of the original wonders was a big statue of zeus, no reason why we shouldn't have a statue of sophia. - jack mort | cunt | talk - - 16:21, 11 May 2006 (UTC)

Think Sophia would have to replace Artemis...... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I'm not sure anyone knows enough about the original wonders to write articles on them - Jack 17:29, 14 May 2006 (UTC)

We'd have to be creative.....but the list is :-

• Great Pyramid of Giza
• Hanging Gardens of Babylon
• Statue of Zeus at Olympia
• Temple of Artemis at Ephesus
• Mausoleum of Maussollos at Halicarnassus
• Colossus of Rhodes
• Lighthouse of Alexandria

Sure we could come up with a few ideas..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

How about Colossus of Barbie, Statue of Oscar Wilde/Mr. T, Hanging Gardens of VFP, Temple of AAAAAAAAA!? Just some random ideas off the top of my head. Too obvious? --Hindleyite | PL | CUN | Converse 18:08, 14 May 2006 (UTC)

NotM votes

Just thought I'd say, you only supposed to have one vote for NotM, but you seem to have voted for Boothman and HF. It seems that nobody's noticed yet, but you may want to pick one. Or leave them both and hope big brother doesn't see. Though I think I know who might win this month already... • Spang • ☃ • talk • 08:11, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

Haha, it never occured to me that i couldn't vote for more than one person. The result is a foregone conclusion so i think i'm gonna leave my vote for the underdog, so there's less chance he'll cry. - jack mort | cunt | talk - - 10:24, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

Danke

Thanks for the vote, I have been getting flak for this one, and I don't see what the big deal (Modusoperandi) has with Self Noms . It did need to be rewritten, thus the first removal from VFH. But I like it. It's better than some of the stuff i'm seeing. Sorry about the angry VFH tag and score bit I had going on asylum b/c I had to tag 8 articles with VFH. Love the language, I relish racial and ethnic slurs directed at me, feel free to continue at any time! -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 19:12, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

Welcome, don't know why you're getting hassles it's a good article. thanks for the For vote also - jack mort | cunt | talk - - 19:22, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the Vote

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

You can have your puppy back now. --Emmzee

thank god! *hugs puppy and weeps* - jack mort | cunt | talk - - 22:15, 26 May 2006 (UTC)

poo lit categorization

I don't really mind either way so if its any trouble at all to put the category on you can just leave it as is. Thanks. --So So 02:40, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

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Igor, grab me my voting staff. I deem you worthy! Pshazap! OMG! Sliferjam deems you worthy!

Sliferjam - You got something to say? - JAM! - I'm special. 16:35, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

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Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee, Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff, And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. Oh Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee. Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail, Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came, Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name. Oh! Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee. A dragon lives forever but not so little boys Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys. One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar. His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane. Without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave, So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. Oh! Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

Sliferjam - #1UN - You got something to say? - JAM! - I'm special. 14:01, 29 June 2006 (UTC)