User talk:Flyingfeline/Archive4

This is an archive - my talk page is here.

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Category:Ideas

Yeah, it's all ready to go. —Braydie at 00:00, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Ooh, fantastic. Right, now to get that backlog dealt with. :) -- 11:08, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

I had another brainwave, just add the {{Idea}} to the article. —Braydie at 15:29, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Ahar. Yeah, that should make it easier. -- 16:09, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Also, thanks for adding the bit at the bottom. —Braydie at 16:15, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Vandalized

User Webgeek111 Vandalized my user page I fixed it but would you please stop him or her from doing it again. Thank you.--AyumiKitada 02:16, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I'll talk to him on his userpage about it - it would be a ban but I noticed that there's actually a notice on your userpage inviting people to vandalise it... well, that and the fact that you went and vandalised his userpage in return. Honestly, if something like that happens again it's better just to go to an admin directly, not to take matters into your own hands - vandalising his page in return just makes you as bad as him. Anyway, I'll go talk to him. -- 11:10, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

All that time spent typing and it got deleted!

I hope it wasn't too racist, it was supposed to be Hoooomerus. I wonder if your "war on stupid" is defeating anything that is actually stupid. I've seen articles with much baser humor. Why oh, why did you delete my creation! I wasn't trying to be offensive honest! I've seen worse!

Which one? I can't help you if I don't know which one it was... *cries* -- 11:10, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Evilution

Thanks for semi-protecting the article I wrote, these dickweeds keep blanking it, probably creationists. --Uncle J 16:58, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

The correct term is cremationists, since they're such horrible, deceptive buttheads. Beezwax 16:47, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Hello! You've reached Administration Services UK. Your flamewar is currently being held in a queue. In the meantime, there are several options for your perusal:
a) Piss off back to ED,
b) Calm the fuck down, or
c) Get banned.
Remember, your call is very important to us. -- 15:07, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

But Why?!

Why? Why did you huff the Ignorant article? I had just begun creating it! 'Twas like ten miutes old! You infant-murderer! Muuuuurdeeeereeeeer!..

I'M INNOCENT!!! Can I plead diminished responsibility on grounds of insanity? Or will necromancy do? -- 17:21, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Improvements (hopefully)

Dear Sir/Madam, I would be most grateful if you could observe this page and leave feedback. kthxbye Yours sincerely, --Mr Mozey 20:52, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, that's much better! Sorry about the ICU tag, but it's not a death sentence - it's just that most tagged articles never get improved so do get huffed after a week. Yours is one of the rare kitties that got collected from the pound.  :) By the way, if you're looking for feedback Uncyclopedia:Pee Review might be more helpful, as at the moment I have my brain set to standby for reasons of lack of sleep, and switching to full power might cause it to overclock and crash. -- 21:07, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Oops

Eh, sorry. We both banned that IP (that blanked emo), I blocked for a week, you put a year (It goes for the shortest apparently). Just so that we don't have a communication breakdown (how many times has this happened! :D) again, do you want to sort it or shall I? :) —Braydie at 15:10, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh well, I was probably a bit harsh anyway. A week's probably fine, he's unlikely to come back. -- 15:15, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, ok. Cool. —Braydie at 15:16, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh Well

I'll do better next time, --Wackiest 15:57, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Eh? I can't, er, actually help if you don't tell me what's gone wrong. I can offer sympathy though. And cake. -- 16:15, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

I would like some cake. How come you're not giving cake to the rest of us? ;) —Braydie at 16:16, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

I give cake to those in need of cake. There is no cake. It is not the cake that bends, it is only yourself. Try to see what is really there... outside the Matrix cake. -- 16:31, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Ok cool, I'll give that a try. I managed to type this at the same time as laughing :D —Braydie at 16:33, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Cake? How could you people, DON'T DO CAKE!!!! come round the alley at 5ish, bring a bag of it, ta (also you have mail)
Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

Castroso Chompador

Hola. Mi es Castroso Chompador. Muy castroso, no?

Hola! Hablo espanol muy mal, así que no sé lo que significa de 'castroso'. O 'chompador', cualquira. Lo siento. Er... (scours spanish vocab) El Uncyclopedia en espanol esta aqui. Tenga un pedazo de torta de cumpleanos, tambien.  :) -- 13:15, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Cake for you!

Just in case...

Usually, I don't trust my calendar. This time it's telling me today's your birthday. If it's correct for once, happy birthday, flyingfeline! Regardless, have a cake. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 23:11, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Hay, fanks! Didn't know anyone knew :D -- 13:15, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

More To Do

Now that I'm done vandalizing your userpage, will you Adopt me? --LordKaT

YAY! New pet!! Ooh, ooh, there's a space in the outhouse with a warm spot by the radiator, and I got you a pink sparkly collar with a bell... though you'll probably just eat it. Speaking of which, have a button. I was saving it specially, I know you like the plastic ones. -- 22:21, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Pink Sparkly Collar With A Bell! \o/ *chomp* --LordKaT

UN:AUDIO

IN SPACE UNCYCLOPEDIA NO ONE EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM We are proud to announce the dawn of a new project, for all you audio lovers . Uncyclopedia:Zim ulator's Corner, the place for everyone to scream Now, go MAKE SOME NOISE!!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 10:14, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Award

This is for your deletion of many crappy articles.

Mega Deletion Award! This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

Hope you like it! --General Insineratehymn 01:24, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

YAY! Oh god it's started... My soul! Cthulhu! NOOOO!!!! -- 01:45, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, what's wrong? You don't like the color of the template? --General Insineratehymn 01:48, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Nah, just the deletion guilt again. *crawls after vandal* "I'm sorry! Please forgive me! It's not my fault, it's the banstick controlling me!!" -- 01:52, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

No, you should be proud to have this award. It shows that you are doing your job well. --General Insineratehymn 02:00, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Pfft, I had to delete about 1500 unused images to get that. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 07:02, 29 Jan 2007

:D

You did fix it, you need to hard refresh the browser (at least, I think you do) it's not broken for me. —Braydie at 22:04, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Aha... this is an indication that I need to get more sleep. Thanks for re-fixing it.  :) -- 22:13, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Lol, don't put yourself down, you're the one that managed to fix it :D Lack of knowledge on how to do sigs in the first place is the problem. —Braydie at 22:17, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Shhhhh.... -- 22:23, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Hehe :) —Braydie at 22:25, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Pink

Now I can't read anything. --LordKaT

Note to self

I was just about to revert your IP edit @ UN:AAN, outraged that someone dared messing up your good name....! :) Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 12:59, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Haha, thanks. Computer must have logged me out... BAD computer, no food in the disk drive for a while. How do you like that, eh? -- 13:06, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and sorry for not placing it on the top Bad Mordillo! No coffee for a week! How do you like that? eh? eh? Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 13:10, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Ban

Sorry about that :/ . The shorter one overrides the longer. —Braydie at 18:50, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

No worries, thanks for doing it :) -- 18:53, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome :) —Braydie at 18:55, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

CVP redirects

Hey, feline. When redirecting a page to CVP, make sure you redirect to Uncyclopedia:CVP and not UN:CVP, as the latter will create a double redirect. Also, remember to set the protection levels for the page to "sysop" to stop it just being recreated again. Hope this helps. :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:36, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, sorry, I realised right after I did it but by then there was no time (damn school). Thanks for fixing it for me. -- 15:56, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Hi

Hey do you actually write a nice wee message for new users or is it an automated response? Thanks anyway; I've done my first article and I reckon it's pretty decent: Soul market. If you huff it your soul will be tortured in hell for eternity. Enjoy :-)

Yes, everybody types out their own personal message for all the new users, every single time. *looks shifty*
You were lucky to get the automated one, actually - some of the custom ones around, there's a severe risk of blindness. Nice article, by the way. :D -- 21:44, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Hey Now! 21:54, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Nothing wrong being hugged by a sheep! :) Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:48, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah I suppose that would be a bit stupid. I just thought it was a bit odd that it was from you rather than the site in general. Do you know how to enter an article into the PLS? I tried but I must've done something wrong as it's been taken off again

Did you remember to sign your entry? If you didn't, that might be why (also, sign your comments on talk pages - it's that little button with a squiggle on it at the top of the text box). You might also have put it in the wrong place - there are four categories and it's easy to make a mistake. -- 11:17, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Ahem

Ahem. 22:13, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Am I talking to the same person who once welcomed User:Tom Mayfair is a whore? -- 23:37, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

I just thought it was funny. 21:45, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Muchas gracias.

TieneUnGatoEnMisPantalones 15:59, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Uhh...

I noticed that you recently gave the following reason after blocking a vandal IP:

“ I may be a slut whore, but I sure wouldn't fuck you. ”

That's just... just... I don't even want to talk about it. --General Insineratehymn 22:27, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

They were vandalising pages and leaving the edit summary "fuck you slut whore".  :) -- 22:29, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, that explains it. Now I just need to spend a few moments erasing dirty mental images from my mind. --General Insineratehymn 22:30, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Whatever prompted it, that one's a keeper. :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:48, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Unblock

Hey MoneySign. I was just wondering if you could unblock Sparky. It's been a long time, I'm doing fine on Wikipedia, and I got a hell of a lot more mature. Thanks for taking the time to help me by reading this.69.81.50.3 18:36, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Erm. I'm flattered, but I aint MoneySign... the name at the top of the page is generally a clue. You might want to try here. -- 18:38, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

I know, but he hasn't been on in a day. I wanted to talk to somebody who was a little more active. 69.81.50.3 18:40, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, I've asked on IRC. To be honest, I'm a bit nervous about doing this - I've only been an admin for two days, and I'm still trying to figure out where the huffing gloves go and how to avoid burning my fingers on the banstick. People seem a bit unhappy about unblocking you, and I haven't been around long enough to know what you did, but it must have been pretty bad. A good way to negotiate bans is sometimes to come on IRC (unless you're banned from there too), you could try that. -- 18:57, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, first of all, I don't have IRC. Second of all, I was banned because I was an immature asshat and kept making shite templates. I got warned, and stupidly created more. I got banned for a month and when I got indef-blocked on Wikipedia, it was upgraded to indef here as well. I was unblocked from Wikipedia and I'm a great Wikipedian. I've also learned a lot about being funny and not just stupid. Just unblock me, point me in the general direction of an article and let me loose. I'll make that mothafucka hilarious. 69.81.50.3 19:07, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Hey ff, I'd highly recommend not unblocking him yourself, lest we get another bout of the dramas. You could try asking other admins on IRC, but I think it's unlikely that many will agree to an unblock.

Flameviper, go to Uncyclopedia:Chat and click on option 3. That's IRC. You can discuss your block there. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 19:14, 17 Jan 2007

Flameviper: I recall you causing trouble in the past here, and I support at least an extended banning. Usually I shrug off past mistakes, unless they're a royal pain to repair, then I tend to remember something about it. Go like grow some pubic hair and mature a bit before you come back. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 19:18, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

huffed?

how cum my the leader page was huffed lol did you read it? it goes with the brooke weston page.--Kett taff osprey gaz 18:25, 17 January 2007 (UTC) 18:19, 17 January 2007 Flyingfeline huffed "The leader" (Oh nononono. One allowed-schoolcruft article is bad enough, we're not having two.)

I know it goes with the Brooke Weston page - unfortunately though, that's why I huffed it. We generally have a policy against school-related pages and the Brooke Weston one is on a thin line - it's just about managing to stay undeleted as long as it doesn't contain any mentions of actual people. Basically, we don't want to have to monitor two different pages for cyberbullying... you might want to read our vanity policies for a bit of clarification. If you want I can restore it to your userspace for you to add to the Brooke Weston article later. -- 18:33, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

yeah thanks that wud be cool --Kett taff osprey gaz 12:37, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Okay, it's now here. Remember, if you re-create it as an article by itself it'll be huffed again, but it's fine to add it to the Brooke Weston article (just improve the spelling and grammar first). :) -- 12:48, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks how do you get to be an admin btw?? --Kett taff osprey gaz 09:38, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Huff?

1. (Huff log); 15:39 . . Flyingfeline (Talk | contribs | block) (huffed "Guto": Um, what?)
2. (Huff log); 15:39 . . Braydie (Talk | contribs | block) (huffed "Guto": 1.5 We don't care. Go away.)

How is that possible? We make a great team, I think. —Braydie at 15:41, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, at least it'll be doubly gone now! :D -- 15:44, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Heh, chances are it will be back again. Still at school? —Braydie at 15:45, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Not if we accidentally double-ban the guy too... *looks shifty* And yeah, still stealing the school's bandwidth.  :) -- 15:48, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Nice, I wish I could do that kind of thing, but my school is cheap. —Braydie at 15:50, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, good old Camden Council. They don't bother about the truancy or the street crime, but by god they give us wireless internet in schools. -- 15:53, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

They obviously think that vandalism on uncyc is more important :D —Braydie at 15:57, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Of course. How could they stand by and watch all those poor little articles get "ALAN SUX TEH BIG COK" written all over them? It would break anybody's heart. -- 16:00, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, and the fact that people are truanting will destroy their education, therefore in the long run will create more articles here because they can't read! Ahem. —Braydie at 16:06, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Maybe that's how AAAAAAAAA! got created... -- 16:10, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

I can't imagine being in this person's mind. —Braydie at 16:13, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

You have recieved a quark!

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a QUARK. Admins don't deserve Subatomic Particles...

Please don't ban me! -- 20:42, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations

On successfully joining Compulsive Deleters Anonymous.

“I would join, but I'd have trouble staying anonymous.”

~ George Best on Joining Compulsive Deleter Anonymous

Just don't go banning a Bureaucrat. Again, congrats. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 18:38, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Congrats, and DON'T DELETE THE MAIN PAGE! We need that.--<<>> 18:47, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations, and welcome to the Cabal very-open-and-not-secretive-at-all club! I'm very pleased to have you as an ally in the War on Stupid. Don't forget to pick up your banhammer and huffing gloves from the quartermaster at the supplies desk. ;) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:24, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Well done for the "promotion". Have a nice rest of the day! -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 20:29, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks TONS. I shall polish my shit-wading galoshes daily and try not to drop my banstick on people's toes too often. Unless they deserve it. -- 22:26, 16 January 2007 (UTC)