User talk:333pet

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Thanks for The iMage

--Train Tracker 23:27, 22 June 2007 (UTC) Harass

Now If I Could Only Get Good At PhotoShop.

I was thinking of a Gif or something, not a curbstomp, itd be sort of hard something like the one on top of the STD page, maybe a headshot or something I'm not sure

VFH thanks...nerd.

	Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting!
	PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.

lol jk • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:14, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

A REWARD...

Thank you for the VFH, 333pet! Would you LIKE SOME CANCER? --  Le Cejak • <-> 03:10, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Excellent voting

Thank you! For voting for Books never written! Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support. So that is what you get. Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:34, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Classy

Here's a handy user template! --  Le Cejak • <-> 20:52, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Feel the power of science!!

333pet Has A Lotta Class. Don't fuck with them.

	The Led Balloon has awarded with the gift of sciencey knowledge, because he can already tell that you are smarter than that asshat judge was.
	Thanks for voting, and remember, magic science is all around us!

Thanks for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:28, Nov 12

Whatever happened to "trick or treat"?

"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing." Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween!

Thanks for the vote! :) --THE 19:52, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Unicorns-slash-rainbows and happiness

	Oh Hell No. LOCK THE WINDOWS AND BOLT THE DOORS, SOME HORNY BASTARD IS COMING TO RAPE YOU!
	I KNOW IT DOESN'T SOUND SERIOUS NOW, BUT JUST WAIT TILL YOU'RE ON THE BUSINESS END OF THAT HORN

Hey man, thank you for voting!

  Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 8 / 15:35)

Joyous victory for political correctness!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.
	But really, does anyone care?

Thanks for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:27, Dec 23

Dear 333pet,

SON OF A BITCH. I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office.

Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
	Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:19, Jan 14

Thank thee

CONGRATULATIONS! Your vote for Grass in the Mist II has earned you a romantic evening with Gizelda, this year's winner of Africa's "Sexiest blade of grass of the year" award!!! Enjoy yourself, and good luck figuring out how to have sex with a blade of grass!

Thank thee for thine vote. --THE 18:37, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

New IM!

IM from dctrskull1990 to 333pet

dctrskull1990 [01:11 PM]: hey dctrskull1990 [01:11 PM]: so uh dctrskull1990 [01:11 PM]: i saw you voted on that drug dealer article dctrskull1990 [01:12 PM]: heh dctrskull1990 [01:12 PM]: your probably wondering who i am dctrskull1990 [01:12 PM]: i'm the guy that wrote it dctrskull1990 [01:12 PM]: srsly i'm not shitting you dctrskull1990 [01:12 PM]: anyway dctrskull1990 [01:13 PM]: you're probably gonna end up bein one of those people i never take off my buddy list even tho we only speak once dctrskull1990 [01:13 PM]: which sounds kinda creepy and all dctrskull1990 [01:13 PM]: but its kind of like an honor you know dctrskull1990 [01:13 PM]: being on my buddy list dctrskull1990 [01:14 PM]: cuz i got a featured article on uncyclopedia dctrskull1990 [01:14 PM]: partially thanks to you! dctrskull1990 [01:14 PM]: so i guess all i'm tryin to say is dctrskull1990 [01:14 PM]: thx dctrskull1990 [01:16 PM]: and can we get one thing clarified right now dctrskull1990 [01:16 PM]: sorry to bother you like this, i'm probably wasting your time dctrskull1990 [01:16 PM]: considering you're NOT RESPONDING or anything dctrskull1990 [01:17 PM]: but lets just get this settled dctrskull1990 [01:17 PM]: like for peace of mind dctrskull1990 [01:17 PM]: you dont sell drugs do you Talk Video Pictures Send files

  ~  {{{1}}} Skull OMG VOGHT FOR MY ARTIKLES OR NOM SUM CUZ IM A WHORE LOL

thx

FOOM Thanks for voting for Why?:Burn a Furby? on VFH. Now get out there and incinerate some of those suckers!

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:13 Apr 28, 2008

Really really really really really really late thanks

I felt like making one after all those months --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:52, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for voting

And now, a special message from the President *pff...hehe* of the United States My fellow Uncyclopedians, This past vote on VFH has been an emotional one for our wiki. The people have spoken, and I am honorated to accept the privilegitude to servify the Uncyclopedia front page for another eight years. What do you mean, articles are only featured for one day? Thank you for voting. Much love, —Sir SysRq (talk)

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I, like, appreciate your support, or something.

—Guildy

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Oregon Trail

The Oregon Trail Society

would like to thank you for your support of UnBooks:An Authentic Journal of Travelers on the Oregon Trail. Here, in return, is a copy of the only color colour photograph of the "traffic jelly" at South Pass.
Just make sure you don't lose it while you cross the river.

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A belated token of gratitude. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[21:46 3 Sep 2009]