User:Uforia77

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Help!

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.

No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is an evil clone of Uforia77.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.

This user's primary source of artwork is Microsoft Paint.

RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on their page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes. Temp

This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color

This user can see what you don't!

Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. Sense

This user is a reincarnation of some guy.

9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists. 9/21

This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination. 中共

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

? This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. ?

This user is a geek.

This user is cooler than you.

1337 This user is elite. 1337

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user is addicted to video games.

This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.

This user can drift and beat D.K.

This user believes in The Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. ABYSS

A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once. A x2

ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss. ABYSS x?,???

Abyss This user edits The Abyss. Abyss

TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA

pirates do it till you walk the plank.

This user is a vampire. Please keep them out of direct sunlight.

This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

This user fears the clowns.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon Bonaparte.

:o Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? :o

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user will give you a seizure.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!

\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie. \m/

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!

This user loves pi

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user is a toilet, and sits proudly on his throne.

THIS IS SPARTA!

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

Usb! No, really! Usb!

USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see them. Tee hee!!

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user's head A SPLODE.

.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user has eye beams.

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.

bs N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t. bs N

BS

This userpage is bullshit.

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“Who? I've never heard of him.”

– Oscar Wilde on Uforia77

“I pity the foo!”

– Mr. T on Uforia77

“What abount my only rival?”

– AAA on Uforia77

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

Spellin Aword This uzer cant spel. Pleaze shoote them ore bye tem sum spel-cheking softweare.

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does. If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded.