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Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Never underestimate a witch. Help! Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg
CohoSalmon.png This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so. Lemming.jpg
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. FA-22 Raptor.jpg
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? Domokunyellownbackground.jpg
Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside. High voltage warning.svg
Sign2.png This user is an evil clone of Uforia77. Sign2.png
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg
Ihasashuvel.jpg This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. Msyclopaintia.jpg
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods. Euroipods1.jpg
EvilClown.gif This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
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Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't! Crystalball.png
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. Sense
Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of some guy. Lotus.gif
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists. 9/21
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中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination. 中共
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. 3dspork.png
Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly. Happysatan.jpg
Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png
Fsm.jpg This user be a follower of the FSM. Fsm.jpg
Bofh.svg This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. Bofh.svg
? This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. ?
Geek.jpg This user is a geek. Geek.jpg
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you. Canadian snowman.jpg
1337 This user is elite. 1337
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego
3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* 3wisemonkeys.jpg
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg
Skyline Z-Tune.jpg This Uncyclopedian has
the Need for Speed.
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Blue-supra-1.jpg This user can drift and beat D.K. Blue-supra-1.jpg
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This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight. Straight.jpg
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. ABYSS
A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once. A x2
ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss. ABYSS x?,???
Abyss This user edits The Abyss.

TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA
Skullnbones.gif This user is too pirate for your battleship. Skullnbones.gif
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Zombie man.jpg This user is a zombie, and wants to eat your brains. Zombie man.jpg
Assassin.JPG I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me! Assassin.JPG
Envelope.gif This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! Kraspin.gif
Bozo.JPG This user fears the clowns. Bozo.JPG
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon. Napoleon4.jpg
Face-surprise.svg Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? Face-surprise.svg
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure. Bananaseizure.gif
Nuvola apps important.svg This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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Jason vorhees.jpg This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
Gnome-speakernotes.png This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback! Gnome-speakernotes.png
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. Shuriken.jpg
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JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!! JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
Usb! No, really! Usb!
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down. Kid1.gif
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE. Exploding-head.gif
Exploding-head.gif .EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Exploding-head.gif
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg
Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams. Popeeyebeams.jpg
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die. Deadbarney3.gif
Leroy.gif This user is a veteran/combatant of the war. Leroy.gif
Bush-jail bars-war criminal.jpg This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes. Bush-jail bars-war criminal.jpg
bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t. bs-N
BS This userpage is bullshit. BS

Who? I've never heard of him.

Oscar Wilde on Uforia77

I pity the foo!

Mr. T on Uforia77

What abount my only rival?

AAA on Uforia77

Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head Bushfire.jpg
Yoda1.jpg This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.
If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded.
Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
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Except for this message box
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.