User:Sapphire Dragon/usb

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This user has tested positive for INFP on the Myers-Briggs Test
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This user is a native speaker of American English.
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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 日本語.
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This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.
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This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Engrish.
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This user is adamantly anti-Twilight and weeps for the future of literature. (Vampires are not sparkly)
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This user speaks Pikachu at a near-native level.
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This user is a member of the Ōkami cult and believes that they can freeze time and paint lines anywhere they want.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay.
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This user is a naturalist, so they definitely recommend composting.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Geek.
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This user can see what you don't!
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This usre si able to contriubte wuth a n inermideate level fo Tpyo
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This user is owned by one or more cats.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm.
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This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Spanglish.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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User opposes the use of Bullet.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for.
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user's IQ is over 141.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user prefers the Wii because 'it's the game play that counts'.
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This user snob prefers the DS Lite over the original DS.
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This user plays games on a graphing calculator as they live in the Philippines or are extremely weird.
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This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
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This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
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This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
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This user is a cereal killer.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
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USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user has been blocked
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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I do not believe in evolution, I prefer the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. I cannot go to hell because there is none.
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This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They probably don't realize how apocalyptic the word 'chaos' sounds: bring on the carnage!
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
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やらないか
この利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿!
やらないか

-which can actually be read and understood by this user. Whoo. ....Yaranaika?