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a Massachusetts-free "encyclopedia", where all carbon-based beings who dare to edit may do so. (and home to many moccasins :B)
27 articles in English • 2.5 "active" users
27 articles in English • 2.5 "active" users
This article has been chosen by us just me.
See also:
Did you know?
★that like “fish”, the word “fuck” can be spelled “ghoti”: with gh as in “cough”, o as in “love”, t as in “Tlingit”, and i as in “receive”?
★that people on the internet will continue to argue as long as they have ANY reason or evidence at all, therefore every group on the internet attempts to try to debunk EVERY argument that their opponents make? ("Chowg's Law")
★that OPOSSUM lives in a CSB "warm-summer Mediterranean" Köppen climate zone? He has no idea what that means.
★that if all art is political, then all art is also about me fucking your mom? Some art is just a lot more vague about me fucking your mom than others, though, and completely ignoring me fucking your mom is still inherently a message about me fucking your mom.
★that people on the internet will continue to argue as long as they have ANY reason or evidence at all, therefore every group on the internet attempts to try to debunk EVERY argument that their opponents make? ("Chowg's Law")
★that OPOSSUM lives in a CSB "warm-summer Mediterranean" Köppen climate zone? He has no idea what that means.
★that if all art is political, then all art is also about me fucking your mom? Some art is just a lot more vague about me fucking your mom than others, though, and completely ignoring me fucking your mom is still inherently a message about me fucking your mom.
News [etc]
OPOSSUM uses his fingers to pull shit out of his asshole in Whittier, Alaska
- Fish on skates was here
- OPOSSUM returns to Ventura… and possibly Uncyclopedia?"
- Pasmorade can't make a good news article (jk)
- Only OPOSSUM can
- actually OPOSSUM can’t either
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Uncyclopedia is dead
On this day
February 22: International Day of Spam
- 1996 - Need money quick? Need money now? Get a Payday Loan today! It's not like you have a choice you poor piece of shit haha.
- 1998 - Got bills you need to pay? Some student loans looming overhead? Donate some plasma to literal blood-sucking capitalists.
- 1999 - There are hot singles in your area! I don't think you can do anything with that information, I just wanted to tell you.
- 2001 - Retro fans! Buy a complete box set of every movie and television series released during the 1980s, only $25,999.99! comes in fourteen trucks.
- 2005 - Buy the last 49,367 Blu-ray discs of Peter Jackson's opus King Kong, I don't know use it as tinsel it's starting to leak chemicals.
- 2011 - Look like your best self, buy our signature collection of foundation and concealer, made from the ground up bones of the long extinct sea cow.
Picture for today
Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.
Because of this, I shall say upon all you:
moccasins.
manaqi iliʔi kʰapa OPOSSUMOPEDIA
- How to be funny and not just stupid – for help with that comedy thing
- Policies and guidelines – for the boring rules no one follows
- Formatting – for help on editing
- Requested articles – for inspiration, or lack thereof
- Village Dump – to throw angry invectives at other users
- Community portal – for general community shenanigans
Sister projects
Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects as well as some foreign language Uncyclopedias and Illogicopedia.
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UnNews
News on crack -
Uncyclopedia
The content-free encyclopedia -
Undictionary
Best left unsaid -
UnTunes
Noisy things -
OpossumGames
Ways to waste away -
HowTo
Like Ikea without the pictures -
UnBooks
Content-free books -
Unquotable
Useless misquotes -
Opossumoversity
No student loans -
Possumetia
It's rhyme time -
OpossumDebate
Debate the irrelevant -
UnScripts
We ruin stage too -
Why?
Because -
UnReviews
Hack frauds -
OpossumVoyage
You're going to Ojai! -
Opossumedia
Made up in school one day
Languages of Uncyclopedia!!
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- ↑ Recent findings have shown that Opossum is not the prime deity of Chowgism; he is merely a preacher. The real god of all moccasins and New World marsupials is CHOWG.