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This article has been chosen by us just me.
OPOSSUM is the divine spirit-lord of all things. [1]You’d better drop on the ground like you’re dead now (like a possum!) NOW!!! Or in a short time thou shalt perish! You are nothing but my slave now!! Do as I say, dipshit!! BWAHAHAHA!!
See also:
Did you know?
★that on June 1st, 2024, OPOSSUM was blocked on Uncyclopedia for no reason at all? Even the mods thought the temporary ban was ridiculous.
★that if all art is political, then all art is also about me fucking your mom? Some art is just a lot more vague about me fucking your mom than others, though, and completely ignoring me fucking your mom is still inherently a message about me fucking your mom.
★that OPOSSUM owns a retarded Wikia/Fandom wiki about Michelle Paver’s “Chronicles of Ancient Darkness” (called N.A.N.U.A.K.)?
★that if all art is political, then all art is also about me fucking your mom? Some art is just a lot more vague about me fucking your mom than others, though, and completely ignoring me fucking your mom is still inherently a message about me fucking your mom.
★that if all art is political, then all art is also about me fucking your mom? Some art is just a lot more vague about me fucking your mom than others, though, and completely ignoring me fucking your mom is still inherently a message about me fucking your mom.
★that OPOSSUM owns a retarded Wikia/Fandom wiki about Michelle Paver’s “Chronicles of Ancient Darkness” (called N.A.N.U.A.K.)?
★that if all art is political, then all art is also about me fucking your mom? Some art is just a lot more vague about me fucking your mom than others, though, and completely ignoring me fucking your mom is still inherently a message about me fucking your mom.
News [etc]
OPOSSUM uses his fingers to pull shit out of his asshole in Whittier, Alaska
- OPOSSUM returns to Ventura… and possibly Uncyclopedia?"
- Pasmorade can't make a good news article (jk)
- Only OPOSSUM can
- actually OPOSSUM can’t either
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Uncyclopedia is dead




















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- ↑ Recent findings have shown that Opossum is not the prime deity of Chowgism; he is merely a preacher. The real god of all moccasins and New World marsupials is CHOWG.