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Crude CJ Version • Encyclopædia Fenris
a Massachusetts-free “encyclopedia”, where all carbon-based beings who dare to edit may do so. (and home to many moccasins :B)
16 articles in English
16 articles in English
This article has been chosen by us just me.
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Did you know?
★that in his previous life, OPOSSUM told a joke in death row? Everyone would have laughed had it not been for the horrible execution.
★that if all art is political, then all art is also about me fucking your mom? Some art is just a lot more vague about me fucking your mom than others, though, and completely ignoring me fucking your mom is still inherently a message about me fucking your mom.
★that I fucked your mom last night?
★that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries?
★that if all art is political, then all art is also about me fucking your mom? Some art is just a lot more vague about me fucking your mom than others, though, and completely ignoring me fucking your mom is still inherently a message about me fucking your mom.
★that I fucked your mom last night?
★that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries?
News [etc]
OPOSSUM uses his fingers to pull shit out of his asshole in Whittier, Alaska
- OPOSSUM returns to Ventura… and possibly Uncyclopedia?"
- Pasmorade can't make a good news article (jk)
- Only OPOSSUM can
- actually OPOSSUM can’t either
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Uncyclopedia is dead
On this day
August 30: Intentional Dyslexic Devil Worshipper day
- 0 - devil worship is invented by emo lord Hebert.
- 986 - A devil worshipper gets tricked into selling his soul to god.
- 1585 - Devil worshippers are saved from being burned in the stake after the inquisitor concludes they were only cursing "dog"
- 1992 - Devil worshippers are confused and name their religion the Church of Santa Ana.
- 1994 - Eugene Victor Tombs begins his search for the horizon.
- 1997 - Devil worshippers go to an apartment in New York for their pilgrimage to Stan.
- 9199 - De vil foll woers f era KY2 com ptuer suh t down t o be teh end of a ll mnaknid. T om Cr uis e cure s Sa nat of his dysle xia thro ghu Sci en tolog y.
- 2001 - Confused devil worshippers vandalize walls by spray painting 999 on them.
- 2004 - Gorgoroth released their new album with Dyslexic Satan worshipping become the new subgenre called "Tarzanic Black Metal"
- 2005 - A dyslexic devil worshipper sells his soul to Santa.
- By 2010 it is projected that there will be over 900,000 dyslexic weevil dorshippers in the world.
- By 2015 it is projected that 60% of all dyslexic devil worshippers will worship Santa, 30% will worship Stan, and 10% will worship Satin.
- 3001 - The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything is discovered along with the question that it is the answer to. Simultaneous knowledge of both causes the Universe to vanish from existence, which is replaced by something even more bizarre.
Picture for today
Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.
Because of this, I shall say upon all you:
moccasins.
manaqi iliʔi kʰapa OPOSSUMOPEDIA
- How to be funny and not just stupid – for help with that comedy thing
- Policies and guidelines – for the boring rules no one follows
- Formatting – for help on editing
- Requested articles – for inspiration, or lack thereof
- Village Dump – to throw angry invectives at other users
- Community portal – for general community shenanigans
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- ↑ Recent findings have shown that Opossum is not the prime deity of Chowgism; he is merely a preacher. The real god of all moccasins and New World marsupials is CHOWG.