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Crude CJ Version • Encyclopædia Fenris
a Massachusetts-free “encyclopedia”, where all carbon-based beings who dare to edit may do so. (and home to many moccasins :B)
16 articles in English
16 articles in English
This article has been chosen by us just me.
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Did you know?
★that on June 1st, 2024, OPOSSUM was blocked on Uncyclopedia for no reason at all? Even the mods thought the temporary ban was ridiculous.
★that if all art is political, then all art is also about me fucking your mom? Some art is just a lot more vague about me fucking your mom than others, though, and completely ignoring me fucking your mom is still inherently a message about me fucking your mom.
★that OPOSSUM owns a retarded Wikia/Fandom wiki about Michelle Paver’s “Chronicles of Ancient Darkness” (called N.A.N.U.A.K.)?
★that if all art is political, then all art is also about me fucking your mom? Some art is just a lot more vague about me fucking your mom than others, though, and completely ignoring me fucking your mom is still inherently a message about me fucking your mom.
★that if all art is political, then all art is also about me fucking your mom? Some art is just a lot more vague about me fucking your mom than others, though, and completely ignoring me fucking your mom is still inherently a message about me fucking your mom.
★that OPOSSUM owns a retarded Wikia/Fandom wiki about Michelle Paver’s “Chronicles of Ancient Darkness” (called N.A.N.U.A.K.)?
★that if all art is political, then all art is also about me fucking your mom? Some art is just a lot more vague about me fucking your mom than others, though, and completely ignoring me fucking your mom is still inherently a message about me fucking your mom.
News [etc]
OPOSSUM uses his fingers to pull shit out of his asshole in Whittier, Alaska
- OPOSSUM returns to Ventura… and possibly Uncyclopedia?"
- Pasmorade can't make a good news article (jk)
- Only OPOSSUM can
- actually OPOSSUM can’t either
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Uncyclopedia is dead
On this day
October 22: Nat-t-tional S-s-stuttering Awareness Day (Canada), nATIONAL cAPS lOCK dAY (United Kingdom)
- 1889 - AMERICAN TYPEWRITER'S UNION CHANGES NAME TO AMERICAN FEDERATION OF DICTATION TAKERS
- 1920 NEW YORK TIMES INTRODUCES ITS FAMOUS "NEWS ZIPPER"; WALL STREET JOURNAL CAUGHT WITH ITS PANTS DOWN
- 1940 - POETRY LAUREATE E E CUMMINGS ATTACKED BY RABID TYPEWRITER; HILARITY ENSUES
- 1941 - WAR BREAKS OUT BETWEEN ALLIED STANDARD TYPEWRITER KEY BOARD LOVERS AND AXIS OF DVORAK USERS; PUNCTUATION SUFFERERS AROUND THE WORLD CAUGHT IN MIDDLE
- 1968 - LED ZEP-EP-EP-EPLIN RELEASES ITS CLASSIC ALBUM "LED ZEPPPPLIN IIIII", FEATURING HIS HIT SINGLE "WHOLE LOTTTTA LLLLLOVE"
- 2005 - W W W W W W W WOR WOR WORLD REC RE REC RECORD STUT ST STUTTER WI W W WIN WINS P P P P P P P P P PRI PRIZE
- 2006 - CAPS LOCK DAY IS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL CAPS LOCK GETS STUCK AND EVERYONE IS THOUGHT TO BE YELLING.
Picture for today
Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.
Because of this, I shall say upon all you:
moccasins.
manaqi iliʔi kʰapa OPOSSUMOPEDIA
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- ↑ Recent findings have shown that Opossum is not the prime deity of Chowgism; he is merely a preacher. The real god of all moccasins and New World marsupials is CHOWG.