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Crude CJ Version • Encyclopædia Fenris
a Massachusetts-free “encyclopedia”, where all carbon-based beings who dare to edit may do so. (and home to many moccasins :B)
23 articles in English
23 articles in English
This article has been chosen by us just me.
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Did you know?
★that on June 1st, 2024, OPOSSUM was blocked on Uncyclopedia for no reason at all? Even the mods thought the temporary ban was ridiculous.
★that OPOSSUM is well-known for his research on human-hamster-opossum hybrids?
★that Cory in the House (コーリー ホワイトハウスでチョー大変!) is objectively the best anime?
★that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries?
★that OPOSSUM is well-known for his research on human-hamster-opossum hybrids?
★that Cory in the House (コーリー ホワイトハウスでチョー大変!) is objectively the best anime?
★that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries?
News [etc]
OPOSSUM uses his fingers to pull shit out of his asshole in Whittier, Alaska
- OPOSSUM returns to Ventura… and possibly Uncyclopedia?"
- Pasmorade can't make a good news article (jk)
- Only OPOSSUM can
- actually OPOSSUM can’t either
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Uncyclopedia is dead
On this day
December 21: International Personal Hygiene Day
- 477 BC - Stinky Greek hobo Socrates roams the streets of fudge packing Athens, claiming he knows nothing. As a result, the goofy Greeks regard him as the greatest sage that ever lived.
- 1500 - Middle Ages officially end; Europeans can finally start taking care of their personal hygiene little by little.
- 1939 Hitler invades France. After realising he would never make them wash he turned toward Russia
- 1982 - Sudan wins "Least Hygienic Country In The World Competition" for the first time. The African country has held the title ever since.
- 2000 - The bearded Taliban commanders state personal hygiene is against Allah's law; in Afghanistan, pretty much the worst place ever.
- 2006 - Personal hygiene forced upon France by new EU ruling. The French promptly withdraw from the EU.
- 2007 - Man discovers that the white stuff on your tongue causes your breath to smell like shit. The Government promptly forces everone to brush their tongues.
Picture for today
Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.
Because of this, I shall say upon all you:
moccasins.
manaqi iliʔi kʰapa OPOSSUMOPEDIA
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- ↑ Recent findings have shown that Opossum is not the prime deity of Chowgism; he is merely a preacher. The real god of all moccasins and New World marsupials is CHOWG.