User:MagicBus/archive2

Hey

Sorry to whore, but it seems Reasonable doubt is lacking in votes, could you help?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 16:36 4.05.13

I'll vote if you help me. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 16:39, 5 April 2013 (UTC)

Wait wut?

IP Join

I'd use {{IPjoin}} instead. The other one is kinda mean IMHO  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 22:51 4.06.13

Wait, what? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 22:53, 6 April 2013 (UTC)

Hey

We've never crossed paths before, just came in to say Hi and to whore. It seems UnNews:Bale kills Bale in Bale with bale; gets bail is lacking in votes, could you help? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 00:37 29 May 2013

worst 100 animals

Can I help? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:53 29 May 2013

YES!!!!!!!!! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 21:10, 29 May 2013 (UTC)

cool. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 21:26 29 May 2013

Yup. I need the help you know. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 21:27, 29 May 2013 (UTC)

I've added some animals to it. Congrats on NOTM. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:35 30 May 2013

Thanks, the NOTM was a couple of months ago. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 10:39, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

Oh. Well, hope you win an award soon. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:43 30 May 2013

Ok, you can keep helping me with the Worst 100 Animals. If you want. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 10:44, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

I shall continue to do so. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:46 30 May 2013

Thanks. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 10:47, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

Did you never get a welcome letter? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:47 30 May 2013

Yeah but I moved it. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 10:48, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

Yay!

Thanks for the vote! Also Drake Bell has no article. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:54 30 May 2013

Aw, ya had to vote for both of us.

Carus

You are faster than a speeding bullet!..thanks. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:36, 2 June 2013 (UTC)

I realize that there was no picture, then you tried. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there?

I peed

I have reviewed your article, Milkshake. Have a nice day. --Tumb13weed (talk) 03:06, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

Crimean War

Could you tell me what you didn't like so I can improve it? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:37 10 June 2013

Top picture is the not the current world! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 22:39, 10 June 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, I know :D Anything else? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:42 10 June 2013

Too many spaces and pictures are mostly on the right side. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 22:48, 10 June 2013 (UTC)

And thats worthy of an Against vote? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:49 10 June 2013

Yeah. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 22:49, 10 June 2013 (UTC)

Damn your harsh. So if I move the pics, we are all good? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:50 10 June 2013

Yes. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 22:51, 10 June 2013 (UTC)

Done. You can vote now. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:55 10 June 2013

Pee Review

I have reviewed your article, Ohio State University. Check it out. Cheers. --Tumb13weed (talk) 18:53, 17 June 2013 (UTC)

My First Dildo

Could you please tell me what you didn't like so I can improve it? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:44 19 June 2013

It's Me Again

I have, yet again, reviewed an article of yours on Pee Review. Check it out. Have a nice day. --Tumb13weed (talk) 20:51, 30 June 2013 (UTC)

I'm back

Pee Review of your article, The Mothers of Invention. --Tumb13weed 20:44, 4 July 2013 (UTC)

MagicBus

Take me to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty --Mimo&maxus 12:23, 8 July 2013 (UTC)

LOL, why did you send me this?-- MagicBus All aboard! 12:25, 8 July 2013 (UTC)

Because you are a magic bus? Duuh! --Mimo&maxus 12:29, 8 July 2013 (UTC)

Can I join?? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 12:45 8 July 2013

Sure, why not? --Mimo&maxus 13:03, 8 July 2013 (UTC)

Well, are you a rapist? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 13:06 8 July 2013

Well, are you, by any chance, the FBI? --Mimo&maxus 13:10, 8 July 2013 (UTC)

Oh ok. I get it now. -- MagicBus All aboard! 17:15, 8 July 2013 (UTC)

No, I am CIA. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:16 8 July 2013

Liar. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 21:39, 8 July 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, you got me, I'm just a guy in a suit. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 21:41 8 July 2013

A very sexy guy in a suit! *wink* *wink* --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images

Hey, you have to pay for this stuff. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:27 8 July 2013

No, I don't! I am Mimo&maxus! Remember? --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 06:07, 9 July 2013 (UTC)

I don't care if you're RAHB, you still have to pay! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:08 9 July 2013

You manwhore! --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 06:24, 9 July 2013 (UTC)

Whatever man. It's still $8.3 okay? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:28 9 July 2013

Make that $8 and you got yourself a client, you dirty manwhore. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 06:33, 9 July 2013 (UTC)

Done. Now come in here and let me suck you dry. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:34 9 July 2013

Can't do baby 'cause I am not dry anymore! *wink* *wink* Get it? Not dry ---> Wet! --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 06:54, 9 July 2013 (UTC)

VFH

Hey, could you vote for - Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Syrup thieves caught? It needs one more vote... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:56 9 July 2013

A reply...

...is here! Hope this helps. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Aug 16 '13 21:07 (UTC)

A bit of advice

• I notice you have left welcome messages to several users who have no edits. Welcoming users is great; however, in my experience, the vast majority of new accounts here are spambots and end up indef blocked and get their talk pages deleted. I would suggest not welcoming new accounts until they have made edits indicating they are a real person. I have also told Kip about this.
• Don't ask me why, but the convention on QVFD is to not sign one's entries and to insert colons in them, like so: [[:Insert title here]]. Also, redirects are enclosed in {{redirect}} so that the page redirected to is not deleted by accident: {{redirect|Insert title here}}. (You've got everything else about QVFD though, which is good. I didn't know at first that entries should be indented with a space.)

Thank you very much. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 17:11, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

What she said. Also, I moved those UnTunes to your userspace, and also fix your sig because it's too tall. -RAHB 17:08, 1 September 2013 (UTC)

Um, also

What in the actual fuck is going on here? -RAHB 17:16, 1 September 2013 (UTC)

Pictures for the holidays and special occasions!  MagicBus 17:24, 1 September 2013 (UTC)

Okay. Why are they all little girls in dresses? -RAHB 17:28, 1 September 2013 (UTC)

People like them.  MagicBus 17:30, 1 September 2013 (UTC)

Um. What people? -RAHB 17:37, 1 September 2013 (UTC)

People in general. Like... mothers, aunts, grandmas, grandpas...  MagicBus 17:38, 1 September 2013 (UTC)

Inmates, perv's weirdo's THE LIST GOES ON AND ON!! Madclaw @ ^talk 17:40, 1 September 2013 (UTC)

Are you going to block me, RAHB? For doing this?  MagicBus 17:42, 1 September 2013 (UTC)

Well, I'm trying to find out the exact purpose. And I'm not going to block you. I'm just perplexed and creeped out. -RAHB 17:46, 1 September 2013 (UTC)

Ok, then don't look at the page.  MagicBus 17:48, 1 September 2013 (UTC)

Right...well, your sig is still too tall, so fix that please. -RAHB 17:57, 1 September 2013 (UTC)

Yup :) MagicBus 17:59, 1 September 2013 (UTC)

Okay, I changed my mind

Unless you can turn something like this into an article that doesn't objectively suck, I need you to stop suggestively posting pictures of little girls all over the place. Uncyclopedia is not a repository for your fetishes, it is a humor wiki, and you seem to be getting both of those concepts wrong. This won't be a discussion, the decision has been made, so I suggest you get your act together and write something with actual content, else please find a community that more appropriately suits your interests. -RAHB 17:35, 3 September 2013 (UTC)

I don't know what you're talking about but if you want, delete whatever that is necessary to this community.  MagicBus 18:52, 3 September 2013 (UTC)

Make it drink

I saw you hated my article on VFH HowTo:Make it drink. Is there something I can do to the page to make it at least neutral for you? I really do use all of those techniques to make horses drink. All of them do eventually. Thanks. Aleister 11-9-'13

Hey there

I noticed you don't sign your comments with the usual sig template everyone's been using and instead you like writing the whole code so I thought you might want to read this.--Mimo&maxus 16:20, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

I can use my own signature.  MagicBus 23:39, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

Yes. But in another way of looking at it, no. There are policies relating to signatures that you're breaking. The first one I noticed is the height. The second is that your code is spilling out all over the place - you're opening a useless span every time you splatter your code everywhere, as well as opening a <b> that isn't closed. You might want to at least change it to:

 '''[[User:MagicBus|<span style="font-family:'Freestyle Script', serif; font-size:12pt; color:red;">MagicBus]]'''

Which would result in this:

 MagicBus 11:00, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

Much shorter code, and doesn't have the issues in size and shonky coding. Nominally Humane! 11:00 24 Sep

You obviously did not understand what I wrote earlier and I don't blame you. I did not mean you had to have a specific signature when you sign something. I just thought it would be better for you if you had a -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? that you could be using instead of copying and pasting the whole code, if that's what you are doing. --Mimo&maxus 13:11, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

And, MagicBus, I've already warned you about this height issue. Please do what these fine folks have said to make discussion and voting pages cleaner. -RAHB 21:17, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

RAHB what height issue. Can you explain this to me? I am confused about this. Plus I'm using User:MagicBus/sig5. MagicBus 21:23, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

The signature is too many pixels tall. It can potentially ruin the formatting of pages it's used on. Also, you can set up your preferences so that the four tildes approach leaves the signature template you're using without spilling the code all over the page. -RAHB 21:45, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

How's this?  MagicBus 22:55, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

Your code is still leaking. You have an opn span and an open bold. You need to close these elements. That <span class="sigexpand"> is doing nothing, and you need to add a ''' at the end. Nominally Humane! 11:03 24 Sep

Like this?  MagicBus 23:07, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

Yeah!

High five, we're age buddies! How can my WeinribŽ be this cute? 12:31, 25 September 2013 (UTC)

User taken

Hi, I was recommended to contact you regarding this problem [1]

When I try to sign up as a new user "SeeingMole, I'm getting this error

Login error

Username entered already in use. Please choose a different name.

But when I try to reset the password, it says user doesn't exist.– Preceding unsigned comment added by 110.171.119.64 (talk • contribs)

Hi! Do you have an account on the old (wikia) site? Or are you attempting to create the name "seeingMole"? The username SeeingMole does seem to exist, and was created in 2006. Is that you? If so, you'll first need to reset your password on the old wikia site (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:UserLogin), and then attempt to re-login here. If the problem persists, please let me (or another active sysop) know about it. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Oct 12 '13 3:16 (UTC)

Edit: apparently this problem's been taken care of, and I'm out of the loop. Carry on, gentlemen. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Oct 12 '13 3:21 (UTC)

I got it sorted out now. Thanks! SeeingMole (talk) 10:24, 12 October 2013 (UTC)

God's Deleted Contributions

Hi. I saw you voted against this page on VFH in the same minute you voted on another article. If you read the page earlier, that's cool, but if you didn't even read the page, dude! You know you can sink a page here with one no vote, so if you sunk it without reading the words, please read it. This is one of those pages I've been working on for well over a year. Thanks. Aleister 27-10

Well... I love God. I'm a christian so... User:MagicBus/sig6 12:39, 27 October 2013 (UTC)

Seriously? You sunk my battleship because of ideology? Oh my God (literally). Anyway, that's cool, although... I love lots of stuff that uncy satires and make a point of not blocking pages on things like that. And I'm hoping that if you read the page you may actually like it (the introduction is actually a serious workabout of what God looks like from a perspective of consciousness). And yes, I love God too, and' Goddess. Thanks for replying, and I'd like your opinion of the intro if you can. Thanks again. Aleister minutes later

Actually that's pretty much an invalid against vote reason, not to mention an admission of not having read it before voting. So I'm striking it out. -RAHB 23:44, 27 October 2013 (UTC)

Good things come in RAHB packages. But I'd still like to have your opinion of the entire page, Magic, and maybe discuss the intro. If I could win your vote it would make me proud to be an uncyclopedian. Thanks. Aleister 28-10

I will read the page when I get the time to. User:MagicBus/sig6 23:31, 28 October 2013 (UTC)

Template:User Kid lover

Absolutely not. No. Stop that. -RAHB 00:06, 6 November 2013 (UTC)