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They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
Alas, Wikipedia doesn't have any knowledge of Kralnor. Pray fervently, brethren, for those poor lost souls, that they may be blessed with his divine wisdom.

I bestow upon thee...[edit | edit source]

The Inspiration Award

The recipiant of this award has inspired Gustav to make an article/UnNews story/template/addition to his userpage/another award.

Now checkit that mountain over there whilst I pee in your Pepsi.

We should so be friends after this. Now here's the real test...can you find what you inspired me to make? love, gustav talk at menope 03:56, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

OMIGOSH my first award! I'm truly honoured, there is no greater title to me than Spelling Nazi :D
I assume u meant the spelling nazi babel language thingamabobby? I loves it!
This user is a spelling Nazi. Beware their grammarsteeq.
You really gotta give ole Mitch one of them tags too, have you seen the work he's done on my Kralnor behemoth article? The man is a legend among spelling nazis!
And I really am touched that I inspired someone to do ANYTHING! <3 Consider us friends indeed!
Although the fact that there is a spelling mistake in the text you added to my user page and I can't edit it does drive me somewhat bonkers ;P --Ceridwyn 07:51, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
Oh and this made me lol! --Ceridwyn 07:53, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Many you're welcomes![edit | edit source]

You're welcome ^_^ It took longer than I would have liked, because I forgot to put the # in front of the hex number and couldn't work out why it wasn't working... Plus I find it hard to contain things in a single sentence. You can have the two extra ones free. Or you can owe me them, whatever. And I almost forgot the capitalisation, but I put that in now. And I'm sure you might want to change it sometime in the future... I won't be offended! Spang talk 06:34, 2 Dec 2006

didn't matter how long it took, (actually it makes it even better if you spent actual TIME on it :D ) i had to go out anyway and was heartily surprised upon arriving home to view my new glorious user page :D i shan't alter it, at least not in the conceiveable future, as im rather flattered and proud that *MY* userpage was created entirely by Spang.
i was considering oweing you the extra 2 sentences, but as of now i think ive contributed quite enough to your wonderous page, and have sullied its perfection plenty for one day. maybe ill save the oweage for another page :D Ceridwyn 09:12, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
Well that's an honour shared only be two people on all of uncyclopedia! And I'm very pleased with my Ceridwyn sentence on my page. I was considering fixing the capitalisation on your messages above, but I'll leave that to your trivial powers :) I can't wait to see what actual sentences you might add, and to what pages they are added! Spang talk 10:29, 3 Dec 2006
lol i'm not quite anal enough to apply the rules of spelling, grammar and capitalisation to my informal messages, only in properest works like essays or articles ;P as for actual sentences, i'm fairly certain that would require an upgrade from trivial to trifling, certainly not my forte. someone clearly has to save the world from lists who have been inconsistently capitalised and minute spelling errors! --Ceridwyn 22:04, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

For Posterity's Sake[edit | edit source]

Also because of my Vow of Non-Self-Editing:

Pertaining to the solemn vow[edit | edit source]

I wonder if I'm allowed to offer tips, advice or general steering? Thoughts? --Ceridwyn 10:22, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Offering tips, etc., is not actually "editing." Go for broke!  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-hearts-up.gif my cat! 10:30, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
Ok here goes, but remember, you invited this...
  • There is a typo in the quote of me "editting" yes technically I did mispell it in the first place but it will bug the hell out of me :D
  • It would be nifty if the template area went all the way down the page instead of scrolling, and I feel I can afford to lose the For Rent, User Servicable Parts and Shades templates, so as not to have my page labelled a template whore too quickly ;P
  • However the H8H8 one could definately be bumped up to the top ('I hate users who hate Spang') Oh and I absolutely ADORE the trifling one, awesome job! Good researching Mitch! :P
  • The 3 full stops in random colours that were the original content of the page seem to have gotten lost. Is it possible to reinstate them? I'm sure theres room somewhere in there! :D
  • Could we attribute the pink words in the "Who is she" section to Spang since he wrote it pls?
Thats all I have so far, because I love it! Especially the List and the glitter reference, you really did your homework on me! --Ceridwyn 22:50, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
Actually, that was Mitch 1 2. I went to sleep. Gotta go to work now, more later. . .   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-hearts-up.gif my cat! 22:56, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
Well I take it all back! Good work and kudos to Mitch for his brilliant research on me :P

Requested changes have been made.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-hearts-up.gif my cat! 23:21, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Its be-a-uuu-tiful! I lubs it! --Ceridwyn 23:25, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Kralnoric Invasion[edit | edit source]

View my under-construction article on Kralnor the great and mighty here. Mainly I'm putting this link here for myself coz I'm lazy, but who knows who might actually stumble across it! --Ceridwyn 22:15, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Some user thingamabobbies I'd like on my user page someday:[edit | edit source]

Thith uther thpeakth English with a really thexy lithp.
0101 This user is mostly or entirely made of binary code

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
This user only speaks HTML enough to seduce native HTML speakers .
This user does not understand 日本語 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
This user got an F in Lesbian and likes their native language better (if they have one).
This user speaks Pikachu at a near-native level.
This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

All righty, then.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-hearts-up.gif my cat! 22:43, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Woot! thanks Trolly :D i think my page is really starting to look pretty smexy now! --Ceridwyn 23:19, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

An award[edit | edit source]

Guess which award I copied and changed, in line with my sophisticated laziness? :D Anyway, give yourself a round of applause, you deserve it. Continue to use your trivial powers wisely! Spang talk 03:35, 11 Dec 2006

Aw wow! Two awards in as many days! I'm too honoured! :D I love the rainbow, its very purty and oh-so squee-ful! --Ceridwyn 04:05, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

From me[edit | edit source]

  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-hearts-up.gif my cat! 08:05, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

awww thanks Trolly! I haven't had time to make up a Christmas Template yet but im home sick today so maybe i'll find time to return the favour! :D Merry Christmas to you too! --Ceridwyn 18:39, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Christmas[edit | edit source]

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch
-- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 10:23, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
Aawwww fanks very much Mitch, I'm notoriously bad at sending out Christmas Cards, so probably Christmas Templates on Usertalk pages is going to be just as bad, but I do appreciate yours lots! Have a wonderful Christmas and a lovely holiday season in general! --Ceridwyn 18:55, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

F@H[edit | edit source]

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This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.
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I have contributed 0 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

And have a userbox or two. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 12:48, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

yay! thanks Comrade! I'm thoroughly enjoying the animated molecule thingy :D --Ceridwyn 22:44, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Test[edit | edit source]

Blah --Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0. 04:05, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Hooray! --Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0. 04:05, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Confound you date/time stamp!!! --Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0. 04:11, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

We hates it precious!!! It ruines our pretty signatures!!! --Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0. 04:11, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Testing again blahblahblah Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0.06:36, 15 April 2007

Once more for luck... Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0.06:45, 15 April 2007

And again!!! Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 06:47, 15 April 2007

I said i'd kill you...[edit | edit source]

High Gen. Grue
has given you death. Because you suck.

-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Thanks for the evidence. Enjoy your ban. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 12:12, 17 April 2007

IT'S PINK! GRAAAAAAAARGH![edit | edit source]

TOO MUCH PINK MAKES MY EYES BURN ! ! ! --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 01:27, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Then you prolly don't want to visit any page I write on :P This is my own trademarked Ceridwyn Pink ™
Anyway, hai2u :) --Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 01:56, 18 April 2007

Save an image:[edit | edit source]

Adopting this image because its just too awesome to throw out :) -- Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:30, 22 April 2007


Welcoming Committee[edit | edit source]

So I've decided to get a bit more involved around here so I signed myself up for this! Can't wait for the all pink template ^_^ Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 08:13, 23 April 2007

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

Welcomespam[edit | edit source]

Whoa there! I know that the Welcome template is addictive, but please do check the contribs of the users you're welcoming. A couple of those you've just done have been here for several months, and others have only been used for vandalism. And welcome notes on vandal pages are A Bad Thing. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 08:41, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Heh I was scared perhaps I'd been a bit exhuberant with it. I have been checking the history on their talk pages in the last hundred or so (/blush) in case they had already been welcomed. Can you offer some tips on how to find the real new users from the naughty ones with blank talk pages please? Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 08:44, 23 April 2007
I always welcome users through Special:Recentchanges or Special:Newpages. It's usually a good idea to look at their articles in New Pages before welcoming them. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:12, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Furthermore, if you do come across vandals or crappy contributors, feel free to add the Oh Dear welcoming message to their talk page rather than the standard one. Then report them to the Ban Patrol immediately. Thanks! --EMC [TALK] 20:58, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the tips guys! XD I was using the Special:Recentchanges to locate my vict- er my welcomees and I'll be checking their contributions a bit more thoroughly from now on. Is there anywhere to check when a user signed up? I'm not much good at creating articles so I figured this was a good way I could help out around the place ^_^ Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:14, 23 April 2007
I don't think there's any way to check when a user signed up. Just their first edit. --EMC [TALK] 22:28, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Ta! ^_^ Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:30, 23 April 2007
Actually my biggest problem now is being too nice. I feel bad slapping Oh Dear on em or worse, Ban Patrol etc because I don't want to offend ppl who genuinely think they are funny! Take this for example. Now one of those edits has been reverted and the other is just plain filthy and stupid. Does that warrant an oh dear, a ban patrol nom or what? Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:49, 24 April 2007
Use your best judgement. There's really vague criterion for when we should use the Oh Dear welcome message or just the regular one, but if you're not sure, just use the regular welcoming message. But what should be reported to the Ban Patrol is pretty self-explanatory. As the Ban Patrol states, "This page is for reporting the IP or Username of someone who seems to be blanking, vandalizing, improperly reverting, or otherwise disrupting Uncyclopedia." Hope that helps. --EMC [TALK] 23:51, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Yeah I suppose this the latter part of that that is difficult to gauge for me. What is funny to some might not be funny to others, so sometimes the line is grey. When in doubt, do nothing I guess ^_^ thanks again EMC <3 Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 01:49, 25 April 2007

For Carin'[edit | edit source]