User:Absurdism

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One does not discover the absurd without being tempted to write a manual of happiness.

Albert Camus on Absurdism

You could have learned Japanese in your childhood.

User:Stuck in Limbo on Absurdism


I am Absurdism.

I've got a wikipage too.[1]


There is an article on Absurdism that is not me, Absurdism.

I have "written": Simone de Beauvoir, I was not a user at the time.(see rant)

I have tired to improve Søren Kierkegaard.

IHAD SEX WITH Georg Hegel.

I HAD SEX WITH Max Stirner

I HAD SEX WITH Chairman Grue

I wrote The Divine Comedy

I worte Subcomandante Marcos

I wrote Berserk (anime)

I wrote Stalin V. Trotsky Note: This appears to have no value so it is here User:Absurdism/Stalin V. Trotsky V_V

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