User:Absurdism

“One does not discover the absurd without being tempted to write a manual of happiness.”

~ Albert Camus on Absurdism

“You could have learned Japanese in your childhood.”

~ User:Stuck in Limbo on Absurdism

I am Absurdism.

I've got a wikipage too.[1]

There is an article on Absurdism that is not me, Absurdism.

I have "written": Simone de Beauvoir, I was not a user at the time.(see rant)

I have tired to improve Søren Kierkegaard.

IHAD SEX WITH Georg Hegel.

I HAD SEX WITH Max Stirner

I HAD SEX WITH Chairman Grue

I wrote The Divine Comedy

I worte Subcomandante Marcos

I wrote Berserk (anime)

I wrote Stalin V. Trotsky Note: This appears to have no value so it is here User:Absurdism/Stalin V. Trotsky V_V

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us N This user is a native speaker of American English. us N
rh N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh N
en 4 This user speaks English at a near-native level. en 4
enr 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Engrish. enr 3
uk 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Correct English. uk 2
17 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337. 17 1
gb A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Gibberish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. gb A
elv L Thith uther thpeakth Elvish with a really thexy lithp. elv L
fh E This user only speaks Fuckhead because it was a required course in school. fh E
la F This user got an F in Latin and likes their native language better (if they have one). la F
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ao P	This fucker speaks AOLer heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.	ao P

ns X

This user only speaks Newspeak enough to seduce native Newspeak speakers.

ns X

vl 0

This user does not understand Valley girl (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

vl 0

du G

This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers.

du G

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A day without sunshine is like night. Help!

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

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:o

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

:o

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

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This user is a geek.

Sex

This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.

Sex

1337

This user is elite.

1337

This user is a communist. No, seriously.

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

This user's head A SPLODE.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is Buddhist, and believes that an article can only stop being edited once it has reached Nirvana

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This user is Taoist, and believes in the divinity of all sentient beings. Don't be a dick or they'll kick your ass using Goa Tse Do.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

usbx

This user has been blocked {{{1}}} times.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

ow 4

This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.

ow 4

This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.