User:Stuck in Limbo

Jesus Loves This Article

The Jee Man Himself has Shown, in His infinite Wisdom, that He is the Ultimate Purveyor of all things Awesome, Nifty, Spiffy, and generally Interesting. He has personally Reviewed this article and Given His Blessing. The submitter may be Forgiven three venial sins or one mortal sin.

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Preceded by: Emperor Palpatine

Pope 1984 - 2035

Succeeded by: George W. Bush

Stuck in Limbo {{{status}}}
[[Image: Jesus is Stuck in Limbo's homeboy |248px|Stuck in Limbo is his own saint]] Stuck in Limbo is his own saint
Name: Stuck in Limbo Gender: just someGuy who will pwn you Birth Date: December 26 1337 Location: Being eaten by a Grue Education: {{{education}}} Occupation: Owning all the n00bs. Religion: Christianity Politics: Republican Party Favorite Article: {{{favoritearticle}}} Aliases: Uncyclopedia n00b, de-facto Pope
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“He is pwn-tastic!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Stuck in Limbo

“He is going to invade my great communist nation!”

~ User:Absurdism on Stuck in Limbo

“Get me out of here!”

~ User:Stuck in Limbo on himself

Stuck in Limbo... Yeah, that would be me. Stuck? Well, yeah. I'm stuck. Limbo? No, not the one you're thinking of. I'm stuck here between Heaven and Hell. In? ... Yeah. Now, you've asked your stupid questions. Get me out of here! No! Where are you going? Get back here! I order you to get back here! Please! Don't leave me here! I have no one to talk to! Well... no one cool! Now that I think of it, you're not cool either. Good riddance! Oh, now you're coming back. You want some of this? Bring it fool!

• Initiating battle...
• Setting up battleground...
• Loading loader...
• Loading weapons...
• Loading armor...
• Loading the French...
• Loading spells...
• Unloading the French...
• Starting battle...

• Battle begins!
• Opponent: Stuck in Limbo

• You get the jump on Stuck in Limbo!
• You:"lol! n00b!"
• You attack Stuck in Limbo with KICK. 29 damage.
• Stuck in Limbo attacks you with POKE. 17 damage.
• You:"lol! n00b!"
• You attack Stuck in Limbo with A HAMMER. 78 damage.
• Stuck in Limbo attacks you with GIANT FIRE BLAST THINGUMMY OF DOOM. Critical hit! 645 damage!
• Stuck in Limbo:"Fear me! Who's the n00b now, n00b?"
• You are paralyzed.
• Stuck in Limbo uses MINOR HEALTH POTION. 54 HP recovered.
• You attack Stuck in Limbo with THE ULTIMA CANNON WHICH WILL KILL EVERYTHING THAT IT COMES IN CONTACT WITH IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND WILL COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DESTROY IT ALL LOL NOOB LOL ROFL LMAO HAXORS 1337 PWND!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!1. Critical hit! 1 damage!
• You:"WTF!!!!!!!!!!111"
• Stuck in Limbo:"LMAO!!!"
• Stuck in Limbo attacks you with------.//&(@}}|>>@!~~)%(#>@<"
• ...
• ...
• ...
• Error...
• The disk is scratched...
• Loading disk repair...
• ...
• ...
• Hmm...
• Reloading disk repair...
• ...
• ...
• Aha...
• Reunloading the French...
• Loading disk repair...
• The disk has been repaired...
• Restarting program...
• Initiating battle...
• Setting up battleground...
• Loading loader...
• Loading weapons...
• Loading armor...
• Loading the French...
• Loading spells...
• Unloading the French...
• Confirming the French are unloaded...
• Reconfirming the French are unloaded...
• Locating the Pope...
• Unlearning Greek...
• Solving world hunger...
• Starting battle...

• Battle begins!
• Opponent: Stuck in Limbo

• Stuck in Limbo gets the jump on you!
• Stuck in Limbo:"WTF! I almost won too!"
• You:"lol! Now you're the n00b! I get to start over!"
• Stuck in Limbo attacks you with INSTANT KILL. 1000 damage.
• Stuck in Limbo is the winner!
• Stuck in Limbo recieves 5478 experience!
• Stuck in Limbo levels up!
• Stuck in Limbo has reached level 100!
• Stuck in Limbo learns move TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
• Stuck in Limbo learns move STFU NOOB!
• Stuck in Limbo recieves item GOLDx1000!
• Stuck in Limbo recieves item GIANT PANDA BEAR!
• Stuck in Limbo recieves item MICRO UZI!
• Stuck in Limbo recieves item YOUR CORPSE!
• Stuck in Limbo recieves item CERTIFICATE OF OWNERSHIP OF UNCYCLOPEDIA!
• Stuck in Limbo recieves item FRIED CHICKEN!
• Stuck in Limbo now has skill SWORD:LEGENDARY!
• Stuck in Limbo now has skill BOW:GREAT!
• Stuck in Limbo now has skill SPEAK GIBBERISH:GOOD!
• Stuck in Limbo now has skill SPEAK GIBBERISH:GREAT!
• Stuck in Limbo now has skill SPEAK GIBBERISH:GOOD!
• Stuck in Limbo now has skill SPEAK ENGLISH:GOOD(That's SPEAK ENGLISH:WELL)
• Stuck in Limbo now has skill BURP:EXCELLENT!
• Stuck in Limbo now has skill OWN NOOBS:LEGENDARY!
• Stuck in Limbo now has skill SKILLZ:LEGENDARY!
• Stuck in Limbo now has skill LEAVE LIMBO!
• Stuck in Limbo can now access ANYWHERE BUT LIMBO!

• Stuck in Limbo:"lol! Thanks n00b!"
• You:"..."
• You:"Don't talk to me..."
• Stuck in Limbo uses LEAVE LIMBO.
• Stuck in Limbo leaves.
• Stuck in Limbo enters.
• Stuck in Limbo:"Dang! That's a level 150+ area!"
• You:"lol!"
• Stuck in Limbo kills you.

• GAME OVER

--Stuck in Limbo 22:49, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Killed in Action

This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue.

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