User talk:Stuck in Limbo

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Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

It's ME! It's to bad your article got huffed by the Admins. Ya But what is more important is that you are here now. We shall team up and I'll teach you how to write articles that don't deleted. Even then if they get deleted, it will be del33+ed lol.

Get it? Dig it? Good!--Absurdism 22:26, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

I made your user page

Stuck in Limbo is such a n00b. So much so that when I asked him(In real life, you know that place off the internet,it has really good graphics.) if I could make his user page for him snice he does not know how he actually said i could. I am allowed to do this becuase I have permisson right?(I do I swear). Now SIN(Stuck in Limbo) if you could just edit(by clicking edit tab at the top) and confirm that you let me do this and I am not a vandel.Just type in the box and click save. it is that easy.Also push the sigunature button to confirm you posted it.Please hurry I think they are going to Bann me. You better hurry.--Absurdism 23:46, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Are you really..?

Are you seriously Republican? Please, God, tell me i'm not the only one on this God-forsaken website. --PiOfFive 03:26, 15 January 2007 (UTC)