Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Some old guy is all dead, or something

Article: UnNews:Some old guy is all dead, or something	Score: 3
Nominated by:	—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:32, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
For: 8	Nom+For. A great unnews by Modus. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:32, 6 July 2009 (UTC) For. Nice --Sog1970 12:18, 6 July 2009 (UTC) for-ish. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:33, 6 July 2009 (UTC) For. as a person who has written too many typical MJ unewses i am jealous Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 08:53, 7 July 2009 (UTC) For. Sometimes you have to tackle it from a different angle. Like this. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:05, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Malapropisms FTW! Also curse you voter apathy! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 08:01, Jul 9 For. A good idea, well done. Modus, you make me sick. --UU - natter 09:40, Jul 9 For. Is funny Pup 21:29, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
Against: 5	Against.. Nothing about Michael Jackson is funny. -- alarming Ape (subvocalise) (Riot Porn) 14:08, 8 July 2009 (UTC) Against. per above.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 17:45, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Nah. Amusing, but doesn't rise to the level of a feature IMHO. pillow talk 20:30, 9 July 2009 (UTC) Per Hyper *Orian57* Talk 12:55 12 July 2009 Not Funny — Rbpolsen♦☺ 20:00, 15 July 2009 (UTC)