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Article: Porpoise of Life

Score: 4.5 keelhauled shipmates

Nominated by: S0.S0S.0S.0S0 06:18, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
For: 10.5
  1. forpoise --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 06:18, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
  2. Indeed -- The tone and idea really suit the front page. BlueYonder GalaxyIcon.jpg - CONTACT
  3. For, but what is the porpoise of life? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:22, Nov 10
  4. I ♥ fish!!! Is the porpoise friends with the mock turtle? Love, Sig.PNG 
  5. For Well, this has to get my seal of approval. Just to flipper off those who don't like puns. You will be punished... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:31, Nov 12
  6. For. My kind of thing. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:51, Nov 13
  7. For. Sycamore (Talk) 15:52, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 02:41, Nov. 19, 2008
  9. Every time one of OEJ's articles doesn't pass VFH, a part of me dies inside. This needs frontpage-i-tude. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:46, Nov 20
  10. W♥v. A real groaner, but it's refreshing. Also, fish pun. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 20:39 Nov 25
  11. For. 189.74.220.208 20:16, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
Against: 6
  1. Against. We've had enough pun articles featured to last us the rest of the year, I think. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:14, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. We don't need so many pun-oriented articles. This one is too random to be funny, anyway. Ethereal 14:03, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Per Ethereal. There is a better fish-related pun article too. --Nachlader 21:24, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Its funny at times, but too random. If its toned down some, it might be feature worthy.--Mnbvcxz 01:29, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
  5. GAH! FISH PUNS! - Just kidding, I love fish puns. I just don't think this particular article is feature worthy. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:57, Nov. 20, 2008
  6. Yuk —Faglogo.pngtalk 11:30, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Well, there are only two pictures in the whole thing, and it's very short on links. The overall general look of the article makes me think it's not ready yet. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:02, Nov 9
But I should note that the second picture is my most favorite on all of Uncyclopedia and probably all of the internets put together, and I think it should be everyone else's too. How much do I like it? I had my girlfriend get it tattooed on her lower back so I can xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 03:00, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
  • For the record, folks, the article isn't about puns. There really aren't even that many here. It just uses a play on words to get the story moving. The rest isn't so much random as one bizarre turn of events after another, like M. Night Shyamalan decided that one plot twist near the end wasn't enough anymore, and he'd need at least three from now on. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:46, Nov 20

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Information.svg The nomination was not successful. low health (14%) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:52, Dec 5
This article did not pass VFH and was removed on 20:52, 5 December 2008 (UTC). This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.
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