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Article: HowTo:Survive the Titanic

Score: 14.5 Icebergs 300x1.jpg

Nominated by: John Lydon 13:40, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
For: 14.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self Nom and For Self Whoring This is my favorite article I've done to date, and it deserves to be mocked and ridiculed. --John Lydon 13:40, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Def. For I saw this while it was written, and it got better. Nice work. And a great See also section, by the way heh heh Aleister 13:44 30 6 MMX
  3. For. Lydon proves he can review and write to an awesome degree. Who does he think he is, me? --Black Flamingo 16:13, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:11, 30 June 2010
  5. ICEBERG!. Megaman126512 23:19, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Much better than what was originally there when I ICU'd it. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:07, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
  7. For. Funny! Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:28, Jul 1 08:28, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Sog1970 09:44, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  9. For. I really like this. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:46, Jul 5
  10. For. Abso-frackin'-lutely 85.182.208.90 06:24, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Heheh. Most definitely. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 20:24, Jul 7 2010
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. Another good one by John Lydon- the best noob we've had in a while.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 10:33, July 09 2010 UTC
  13. For. -- El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 23:03, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote.svg Five! I can't get enough of articles that I can apply to my life immediately!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  10 Jul 2010 ~ 05:55 (UTC)
  15. For. I took a copy of this in my time machine and sold it for 60 dollars now there are two more survivors   The* Lordarcadiansig.png (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  06:10, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
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The pee reviews on this one can be found here and here. I originally found this in the ICU and did my best to whip it into shape. Also, my friend Jimmy has cancer and his dying wish is to see this article featured. Don't let that influence your vote, just wanted to add it for his sake. After all, voting your personal opinion is far more important than a child. Dying. of Cancer. --John Lydon 14:17, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

  • Abstain. They didn't have stewardesses on the Titanic - minor point - only stewards. I wanted to be a for on this one but I'm not bowled over by the narrative style. A bit too ahistorical in tone..anyway fence sitting. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:23, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

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