Biopic
Really?
There's no way.
I-I can't.
Can I write good things about them?
No?
Screw you.
Shabidoo. That is all. What, 75+ features? 15+ years here? Don't even get me started. That's just how fucking awesome Shab is.
- How to ask a question? — ColonelKurtz
- I have no clue. Rest in peace, mate.
- May I write for the unsignpost? and can I have a little news boy cap? — Deemox
- yes
- Favourite automobile? — Soviet
- The one that ran over that deer
- favorite non auto mobile? — Deemox
- Apple
- can you meow? :3 — alula
- what do i get for doing it?
- {{{q5}}} --{{{u5}}} — Gammakid999
- NO ANSWER FOR YOU COME BACK ONE YEAR
- Favourite article? — Soviet
- it's favorite you nincompoop (road rage)
From The Logs
- 15:22 Alula blocked ColonelKurtz with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (ugh)
- 20:31, 13 February 2026 DaniPine3 changed block settings for ColonelKurtz with an expiration time of 2 hours (account creation disabled) (hold on, why infinite? the guy hasn't done anything really bad now)
- 20:33, 13 February 2026 Alula changed block settings for ColonelKurtz with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (dani don't bother, this is for his general behavior)
- 20:42, 13 February 2026 Soviet created page User:ColonelKurtz/oldpage (←Created page with 'The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the horror...The horror...the ho...')
- 17:07, 17 February 2026 Fish on skates added the tag CHICKEN to revision 6551320 of page Forum:Last person to edit wins (this is soo coooool)
Deemox's Gossip Corner
- Turb0-Sunrise spotted doing laundry, could this mean he's finally landed a date?
- Fish on skates was seen in a coffee shop in cancoon. Waiting on a date perhaps? could it be Turb0? Is there actually a romance between the two?
- Alula was seen outside. does this mean she's quitting uncyclopedia forever?????
- MrX was recently spotted grocery shopping buying, get this, oranges! who buys oranges? this must mean he has scurvy.
- Fenris2010 was (not) spotted in the dark, as grues usually are.
- L10nM4st3r posted on face book that he is "on a walk" what could it mean?
Top VFH Competitors
- Machine Gun Kelly (musician) (0.5/1.5)
- Conspiracy Theory Generator (5/2)
- Biffy Clyro (3.5/0.5)
VFH Highlight Of The Week
- Why?:Is there a monkey in my fridge? (6.5/1 (screw you Kurtz))
From The Forums
Quote(s) of the Week
“AYAYAYAYAH WAWAWA YAHAAHAYAHY WAWAWA HAYAHYAYAHAY WAWAWAWAW AUHAYAHAYAYH WAWAWAHHHHHHH GUNSHOT GUNSHOT UBLBLBLBLBBL WAWAWA JBBKBBLBLB WAWAWAWA”
– ColonelKurtz
“burger my ass”
– Turb0-Sunrise on Hypixel
Shitty deleted article of the week #1
Vegtables
They are a device to keep us helthy. They also are very hard and fast. They are as yummy as your brain.
Things you can do with them:
- Eat the poisesn
- become a vampire
- die
- FAAAAAAAA THrow them out
Notes