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This is where you go to request new items for the Uncyclopedia Store. Wether it be an Oscar Wilde T-Shirt. A hilarious postcard or a sign that just screams out. It goes here to be blessed, However there are some rules here.

• The item must be one of the items that we offer.
• It must be in JPG or BMP format. If you want it to look good, You must offer a PNG file with transparency.
• The item must be in a high resolution.
• It must be funny and hilarious.
• If you have an aditional design for the back, you have the option to include it.
• No offensive Images. Please!'

and in turn. If you want your design to be noticed, Please add the --~~~~ to the request. For example.

--Uncyclopedia 16:06, 31 October 2020 (UTC)

Thank you for choosing The Uncyclopedia Store and we hope you have a nice day.

Potato Puzzle

The Original Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato...I Don't Think It's So Funny But It's Worth a Try. I'm Surprised No One Has Suggested That Before. Sasuke Kid 10:05, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Burning Dog Tee

Credit for the dog symbol goes to MoneySign; I just slapped it onto a warning label. --Algorithm 21:49, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

This is a funny picture, and it has made it to the shop as a Tee. --NXWave 22:37, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Sexual Predator

Would love to see this on a back tshirt... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Dead Snigger

And this on other things. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Well done, The sexual predator image has been made into a T-Shirt and the Dead Snigger Image has been put on various objects, Expect more various objects to be plastered with that image. --NXWave 19:06, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

NRV on a Shirt

I'd buy that. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:44, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

PSDP

It combine PSP and NDS. I don't know if it's funny or if it's good to be in Uncyclopedia Store.--SunnyChow 10:48, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

I'd Buy That...If It Was Less Than 100$. However, I'd recommend PlayStation DS (PSDS) As a name. Sasuke Kid 10:05, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Huffing: Home Edition

Not an Uncyclopedia admin? Expierience the thrill of deleting the efforts of useless IP addresses to vandalise Uncyclopedia in the comfort of your own home! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 19:02, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Zork for PS3

The Store doesn't have any Zork merchandise. Here's what the console version of Zork would look like. I also suggest putting Zork-brand merchandise with the Zork logo on it. It's been bought before with other game series... Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 21:55, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

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  HOLY SHIT an extreme bag of extreme Doritos!!

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  Exclusive retailer Hamacher-Schlemer introduces the latest in gardening tools: the Nappy-Headed Hoe.

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  Sure, I could tell you what I'm selling but wouldn't you rather find out what's in the "mystery bag"?

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  An ugly vase

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  Apocalypse Pony playset.

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  The only drink that can clean your toilet and kidneys at the same time.

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  The TI-89 Titanium, the world's most powerful gaming calculator.

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  Agni-II missile courtesy of Kurdish Military Industries

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  Willie Wonka’s "Fun Dip” camdy

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  It's just a picture of some Leibniz Biscuits. Nothing else. Really. You weren't actually expecting a joke on this page?

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  A bundle of faggots

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  IBM's latest and greatest technology.

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