UnVoyage:Luxembourg
“Wait, so is Luxembourg 3 blocks to the right, or is Luxembourg 3 blocks to the left? This doesn't make sense... and what's this Letzbeurg?”
The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg (Luxembourgish: Lëtzebuerg, French: Luxembourg, German: Germany) is a landlocked nation located in Western Europe, specifically in the Lowlands. Although the Luxembourgers speak their own language, called Luxembourgish, it's actually just muffled German with a potato in the speaker's mouth.
Luxembourg's major city is also called Luxembourg, however to differentiate the two, Luxembourg is Luxembourg (country), and Luxembourg is Luxembourg (city).[1] Despite popular belief, it turns out that people do indeed live in Luxembourg (city). Not so much with the abandoned nuclear waste site of Wiltz and Diekirch.
Despite Luxembourg being the size of a pickle, it is the judicial capital of the European Union, and also produced more steel than Italy in the 1930's.[2] And still, to this day, Luxembourg is a major steel-based economic power in the world, mostly after the Luxembourger annexation of Beijing and Taipei in 1939.
Understand[edit | edit source]
Language[edit | edit source]
If you speak German or French, you'll probably be good here. Luxembourgish is spoken, but in reality, it's just a dialect of German with Irish potatoes.
Cities[edit | edit source]
- Luxembourg (city) — The one you'll probably go to.
- Esch-sur-Alzette — The second most populated city.
- Clervaux — Exists.
- Wiltz — Not a city.
- Schengen — Every wondered why it's called "Schengen Area"? It's because of this village that borders France and Germany.
Connect[edit | edit source]
You can contact the prime minister at any time, although he's a drunken, intoxicated mess, and every time you'll try to talk to him, he'll redirect you to the European Union's Council!
Go next[edit | edit source]
- The Atomic Element of Belgium
- Oranj Japsterdam
- This place does not exist.
- It's only good in York
- One of the only good places
- Or, stay in Luxembourg, because nobody cares.
Notes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ See Luxembourg (city) for more details.
- ↑ "I'm Giving Away POLAND To The STRONGEST Country In Europe! - Mr. Beast". October 6th, 2023.
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