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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

Pages for Deletion

New entries will be at the bottom of this page.

Gymnastics

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 3947 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Keep I like it, except for the weird conversation between Lostlab and Nintendorulez. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 23:03:10 2019/12/08 UTC
Delete (5)
  1. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:28, 18 October 2019 (UTC)
  2. Delete SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 11:04, 31 October 2019 (UTC)
  3. What the frick? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:29, 21 November, 2019 (UTC)
  4. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron.---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 15:40, 3 December 2019 (UTC)
  5. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳 03:56UTC Jan 15 2020
Comments

The King of Queens

Score: 3.5
Elapsed Time: 3800 hours
Keep (1.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite While the King Arthur and Beatles stuff is amusing, it does not a cohesive whole make. Should be more about the actual show. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:39, 25 October 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's not the best article, but after the cleanup, it's alright. Abacab (talk)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom This is pretty crappy. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 00:35, Oct. 25, 2019
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:47, 25 October 2019 (UTC)
  3. Delete for "Doug craves anal with Carrie". SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 11:10, 31 October 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg EXTERMINATUS Unfunny as hell, as well as shorter than me in 2015 ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded 8:04, 13 november, 2019 (EST)
  5. I appreciate pf4's efforts to rewrite this, but it still is a dry listcruft page - just now with references the casual reader wouldn't get. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:12, 17 November, 2019 (UTC)
Comments

User:The Woodburninator

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 3412 hours
Keep (4)
  1. I have given my heart and soul to this website, and this is how I'm treated. I AM A LEGEND! I AM GOD The Woodburninator WoodyHead.png Minimal Effort  06:16, 10 November 2019 (UTC)
  2. WoodyHead.png Keep - Who even is this guy? - Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳
  3. WoodyHead.png Keep Eh sure why not - ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded
  4. WoodyHead.png Keep: Is God, cannot be deleted. namegoeshere (speak) 18:28, 24 February 2020 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. WoodyHead.png Woodburninate General gayness — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 04:58:48 2019/11/10 UTC
  2. Strong Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:06, 10 November 2019 (UTC)
  3. Uncyclopedia is like a bicurious teenager in the gym locker room showers with the other boys. We've got to get rid of this Woody. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:45, Dec. 9, 2019
Comments

Avengers: Infinity War

Score: 3.5
Elapsed Time: 3303 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3.5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom and Delete super unfunny, no construction tag either soo...---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 21:17, 14 November, 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete - Desperately needs a rewrite. - Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳 11.14.2019 9:23pm
  4. Infinity gauntlet vote.png *snap* Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:37, Dec. 9, 2019
Comments
  1. Viffed. - Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳 17:40 UTC, 01.28.2020

Insane

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 3299 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg STRONG KEEP Very.. Entertaining Article The mysterous user, GlacierPark19 is a mysterious user who reportedly does crack, and helped the user User:Jonavin, destroy the Schools's network...

He also owns the hamsters that run Uncyclopedia

Delete (4)
  1. Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 21:17, 14 November, 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg STRONG DELETE this belongs in Illogicopedia rather than here ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Randomcruft Could use a rewrite. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:38, Dec. 9, 2019
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. -- namegoeshere (talk) (contribs) 18:20, 25 February 2020 (UTC)
Comments

Xi jingping

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 3299 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Strong Keep Stick it to China! — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 21:31:22 2019/11/14 UTC
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite has potential, but could be a rather funny article with a rewrite ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded

#Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite. Could be a funny article with a rewrite, or even a redirect to Winnie the Pooh. I tried to do that, but it was reverted due to the VFD. If nothing works, then it should be deleted, however. NAMEGOESHERE (talk) 14:50, 11 February 2020 (UTC)

Delete (4)
  1. Fire, walk with me. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 21:26, 14 November, 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete I'll be honest, I have a lot nostalgic love for vandal in-joke stubs, but this is a topic that needs more satirical effort. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:41, Dec. 9, 2019
  3. Strong delete I can vaguely appreciate the logic of keeping in-joke pages that are just plain garbage when the title is similarly garbage, but we should not be obstructing major topics from being potentially written with this kind of crap. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:21, 16 January 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Coronavirus. I've changed my mind, this article probably doesn't have much of a chance. The article is currently just garbage, and the title isn't even spelled correctly. Bad article. -- namegoeshere (talk) (contribs) 12:32, 10 March 2020 (UTC)
Comments
Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Whether an article like "Xi Jingping" should be deleted because it seems like plain old vandalism, or should be kept because of the novelty value, is debatable. Putting this on VFD for the moment, but I'm abstaining from the vote.
Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I also think we should be doing everything we can to piss off the Chinese Government. This can definitely help our site traffic. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 21:37:49 2019/11/14 UTC
Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I personally think it needs a rewrite because we need to put something other, "HmMm, ChInA MaN bAd" to make a point, actually making fun of the Chinese government needs to make the govenment actually funny, ie: Tienanmen square never happened is a good joke because it did happen and China deny's it. ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded

Dio Brando

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 3281 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite Might wanna rewrite it. They said it's pretty unfunny, but this article existed WAYYYY back in 2006. So don't blame whoever wrote this article. --Robo1699 (talk) 00:50, 24 February 2020 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Mydixaflopin Nom, Delete and Limp boner this article is pretty unfunny, whoever made it obviously didn't read How to be funny and not just stupid товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 15:02, 18 November 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:15, 2 December, 2019 (UTC)
Comments

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Dio may be a funny meme, and an article about him COULD be funny, but this one is not ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 17:24, 2 December 2019 (UTC)

Trance

Score: 2
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. I started fixing it up but eventually just gave up after like 10 seconds, there just isn't a lot to save. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:15, 2 December, 2019 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron.---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 15:39, 3 December 2019 (UTC)
Comments

Phal Capone

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 2405 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nominate + Delete: Pointless and unfunny parody of Al Capone(?); not worth the effort to salvage. DW III CUN.pngOUN.png 03:59, 22 December 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.: heya kiddies? dontcha LOVE HUGE WALLS OF TEXT with LITTLE TO NO IMAGES? I sure as hell do! ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 17:47, 15 January 2020 (UTC)
Comments

Kobe Bryant

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 1418 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Bad article, not saying that it's in poor taste or something, just sounds like it was written by a 12 year old. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 06:52:02 2020/02/01 UTC
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad article, and some pretty tasteless rape jokes ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 14:32, 3 February 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah. Bad taste, especially in light of his death. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 02:36, 5 February 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Throw into the trashcan of deletion. Comprised mostly of bad rape jokes. It's not funny and just stupid. NAMEGOESHERE (talk) 14:53, 11 February 2020 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Viff Rape jokes ain't funny. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳 02.11.2020
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Viffing since 5 votes for deletion, 0 votes against. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳 02.11.2020

The Last Jedi

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1360 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom and delete Page looks abandoned and is generally not funny ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 16:59, 3 February 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Viff Article seems dead. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳 02.11.2020
Comments

"Negative infinity I don't like it"

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 855 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delnom. Just not very funny, and the subject isn't really notable enough for others to fix it (at least to me). Unfortunately, I don't think this one can be saved. -- namegoeshere (talk) (contribs) 14:25, 25 February 2020 (UTC)\
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sucks ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 16:55, 25 February 2020 (UTC)
Comments

The_Blaques

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 318 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Questionable — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 02:28:49 2020/03/18 UTC
  2. Unfunny and unclear what it's about MrX (talk) 23:15, 19 March 2020 (UTC)
Comments