Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.



Pages for Deletion

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Dio Brando

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 7434 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite Might wanna rewrite it. They said it's pretty unfunny, but this article existed WAYYYY back in 2006. So don't blame whoever wrote this article. --Robo1699 (talk) 00:50, 24 February 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite I concur. If anything, I'd keep the Marlon Brando and Ronnie James Dio joke and purge the rest. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 10:29, 14 April 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --EMC [TALK] 21:18 Aug 27 2020
Delete (5)
  1. Mydixaflopin Nom, Delete and Limp boner this article is pretty unfunny, whoever made it obviously didn't read How to be funny and not just stupid товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 15:02, 18 November 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:15, 2 December, 2019 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:21, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We simply do not need it. It's too unencyclopediac. Gale5050 Complain about me! 21:05, 9 September 2020 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete - Crap. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:39, Sep. 14, 2020
Comments

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Dio may be a funny meme, and an article about him COULD be funny, but this one is not ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 17:24, 2 December 2019 (UTC)

  1. Del. If a rewrite is attempted, best to start from zero. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  
  2. @Kev: if a rewrite is attempted, we can blank the page and leave it in public archives. I still support a deletion, as a rewrite is hard, but I might switch. Gale5050 Complain about me! 12:58, 12 September 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. This has been open for 304 days as of this writing, around ten months. I think it's time we end this, shortly. Gale5050 Complain about me! 20:22, 14 September 2020 (UTC)

Asian women

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2285 hours
Keep (3)
  1. I understand your one-handed comment, and I think the article probably either went too far or got hijacked by another editor after about halfway, but to me there is enough irony in it to subvert the imperial sex tourist tone, and I quite like the writer's voice, and I am always a big fan of what looks to be local knowledge (i.e. the references to certain words, local practices, stereotypes). Leverage (talk) 07:23, 17 June 2020 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I also get where Toaster is coming from. This article's tone hardly even tries to be "encyclopedic", and that perhaps could use some improvement. But I do find it to be funny. And Leverage is right, at least in the Chinese section, there is a ton of local knowledge, which I am also a big fan of. MrX blow me 15:54, 17 June 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --EMC [TALK] 21:19 Aug 27 2020
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. good article IMO Gale5050 Complain about me! 21:09, 9 September 2020 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This may be controversial, and I understand a lot of work went into this article, but it's just not funny. It reads like the author(s) wrote this with one hand. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 04:00, 17 June 2020 (UTC)
  2. 2005cruft -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:54, 17 June 2020 (UTC)
  3. Delete I don't like it. I do acknowledge the hard work that Aleister and MrN put in it, but I don't think what is currently there is salvageable. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:41, 30 June 2020 (UTC)
  4. Delete I voted keep after I was under the influence of the giant pussy. But it seems too childish to me now. ~ Kakun · talk 16:55, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
  5. Delete - Full disclosure, I've had this article listed on my favorites page since 2009. But you know what? It's really gross, in an objectifying sense, and arguably kind of racist. It's essentially just masturbation fodder. There's an entire Internet for that. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 17:01, Sep. 14, 2020
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. it’s racist to be honest. We are trying to be funny, no need to be racist. I am changing my vote, and struck the one above. If we remove the images, I’ll be neutral. Gale5050 Complain about me! 18:25, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
Comments

Would removing/replacing many of the images sway any votes to keep? This article might have more local knowledge than any other, and the content is basically no nonsense, almost entirely truth. MrX blow me 17:20, 14 September 2020 (UTC)

@MrX: I switched to delete. Then again, I’d be neutral if they’re removed, especially racist ones. Gale5050 Complain about me! 18:26, 14 September 2020 (UTC)

Kitten Golfing

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 897 hours
Keep (0)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I removed the random 2nd history section, but with a rewrite and an expansion, it’s good. If you nominate it for pee review, it’s ok. Gale5050 Complain about me! 11:02, 11 September 2020 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Too short and not quite, uhhh... up to Uncyc's modern standards I guess. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unless there's a significant improvement soon. MrX blow me 17:07, 14 August 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete - It's a funny concept that could be expanded upon, but I don't see anyone stepping up to the plate. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:31, Sep. 14, 2020
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:35, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Redirect to another page and include the information there. Keep it in public archives. Gale5050 Complain about me! 11:50, 16 September 2020 (UTC)
Comments

In my opinion, we need to expand the article and put it in ICU, but outright deletion means admin's are the only ones to see it, best to leave it in public archives. Gale5050 Complain about me! 00:41, 12 September 2020 (UTC)

K, public archives aren't going to be deprived in any way. Nobody will miss this. Plus, given this article's very close similarity to the world-renowned Kitten Huffing and the brand-spanking-new underrated Kitten Vaping, this article needs to go. Unless, as I said before, it gets a very significant expansion soon. Thanks @Gale5050: for removing that redundancy, but this article still might need to go. MrX blow me 07:19, 12 September 2020 (UTC)
Your welcome, I’ll try to work on fixing the article. I’ll do anything. If you want, I can also redirect it to the other page. @MrX: your input? Gale5050 Complain about me! 12:45, 12 September 2020 (UTC)
I don't have anything very specific. My opinion is that it's better off being huffed or redirected. But go ahead and keep expanding, maybe something funny will come out of it. MrX blow me 16:04, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
@MrX: it wasn't a redundancy, I got unblocked on that condition. Honestly, I don't support keeping, but I also don't support deleting. I'm neutral now, and will strike my keep vote. Gale5050 Complain about me! 19:23, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
Ok, and maybe some of this stuff can be put into a golfing section in the Huffing and/or Vaping article. MrX blow me 19:33, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
I suggest we close this as it's a 0-4 vote, and to clear this. I suggest a redirect, rather then a deletion. Maybe we put this up to Pee Review? Gale5050 Complain about me! 20:24, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
I vote redirect. Gale5050 Complain about me! 02:05, 16 September 2020 (UTC)