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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.



Pages for Deletion

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File:Captain Obvious has a sign.jpg

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Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 3021 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Keep I think it's funny, and I think it's use and caption in Captain Obvious are funny too. If this is kept, I don't think anything needs to be blurred, because as Zombiebaron pointed out, the guy with the pink sign is mocking the assholes next to him. MrX blow me 22:59, 27 October 2020 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Blatant unfunny homophobia, used in Captain Obvious page. The least I would do is blur all the homophobic signs, in order to make the image only cover the "I have a sign" sign. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:24pm  October 26, 2020
    In my opinion this image is attempting to satirize the famous Westboro Baptist Church hate group (they are in the image) and blurring the hate speech would serve no comedic purpose. This image is not espousing hate speech; it is making fun of it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:38, 26 October 2020 (UTC)
  2. Delete Not original content and whether or not the hate speech is blurred its not very funny either. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:18, 27 October 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Racist. Gale5050 complain about me! 18:04, 27 December 2020 (UTC)
Comments
  • Note that target "article" to be deleted is an image.

Interstate 78

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 1224 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This article, although short, definitely has potential. A quick search tells me that trucks represent 24% of all traffic on I-78, so maybe it can be a magical 'truck attractor'. The missing images can be fixed, and the article itself can be expanded. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  13:43, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfortionately, while I've pumped good energy into some interstate articles(Interstate 94 and Interstate 98), and while the interstate system has to stay around, IMO, this article is pretty potholed. It is a dead end, and there is not much to expand by(just like the real thing!) An ICU tag was removed by Cat back in October, which makes sense; not quite as bad as other interstate articles. But it's not good, either. On October 22, I added an expand tag. At only 675 words, and at only 3.9 kB of readable text, I don't see anything positive in keeping the article. However, I will try to pump up other interstate articles. This, I feel, is a dead end. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 17:39, 9 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. unless there's significant improvement. MrX blow me 17:23, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Coprophilia

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 1172 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It needs work but a simple expand tag is enough. Re come here in 30 days if it is not improved. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:00, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It could use some work, but it's not that bad. MrX blow me 23:39, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I originally nominated this for QVFD, but at the very least, this article needs to be cleaned-up, imagewise. If the article is cleaned up, I'll change this to a "keep." (Thinking about it, this might also fall under "Codeine's Mom" category. I didn't know what Coprophilia was before I saw this article... -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 02:38, 12 January 2021 (UTC)

Comments
  • This article was suggested for QVFD, but granted how this article has a 14-year-old history, QVFD is obviously a bad choice. However, this article might only be present because of its shock value, and as such, might not belong on Uncyclopedia (especially the images). Please leave your comments. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:40pm  January 11, 2021
  • Okay? But can we get Menophilia it's own page away from period? User:Pugsleyfan69420

Interstate 180

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 1171 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like this article, and I feel it has potential. I'm gonna Frankenstein this bitch! -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 02:46, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Nice and short article. No stupid puns like the I-90 page, and actually quite clever. I'll volunteer to add more to it. -Orangutang94 (talk) 21:16, 20 February 2021 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. While it has potential, unfortunately, it needs editors who aren't gonna work on it. I'm afraid I put an expand tag on it more then 30 days ago. No one is expanding it. It is a dead end, and very short.
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not enough redeeming value. MrX blow me 23:46, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Gonna take a few days-1 week to pump this article up. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:12, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

Dennis the Menace

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1073 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No one wants to expand it. Shift674 didn't respond to my concerns.Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 21:54, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not enough redeeming value. MrX blow me 23:50, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Despite creating it, I actually am not for deletion, however I did think I'd leave it open in case anyone wanted to comment. In my opinion, unless Shift674 pumps some good work into it, it can't stay. It's expanion tag expired long ago and it's article size is not even 3,000 bytes. I am afraid it doesn't deserve a stand alone article. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 00:55, 16 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. If this isn't deleted, I propose to instead put this in my userspace. I think I'd enjoy working on this from time-to-time. -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 20:07, 26 January 2021 (UTC)

Brawl Stars

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1012 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Orphaned stub, improvement is hard. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 14:30, 18 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 21:31, 21 January, 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. MrX blow me 23:51, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Fort Lee, New Jersey

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 375 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  08:46pm  February 14, 2021
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's not that bad, and at worst can be converted into an article on the George Washington Bridge-- Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! 00:26, 1 March 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. MrX blow me 23:55, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Nominated – Preceding unsigned comment added by Thatguyinmurica1 (talk • contribs)
Comments

old article i wrote from when i was a young lad, very shit imo

UnNews:Donald Trump wins election

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 357 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. huff Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  08:47pm  February 14, 2021
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too short, not funny, and sucks. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:09, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
  3. The title and Faux News logo have potential, but Symbol delete vote.svg delete unless it's expanded. MrX blow me 23:56, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
  4. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! 00:24, 1 March 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Interstate 90

Score: 2.5
Elapsed Time: 331 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2.5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg 0.5 votes. This will be tough to improve upon, restarting is probably more worthwhile. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  11:33pm  February 15, 2021
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not enough redeeming value. MrX blow me 23:56, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
  3. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. I can probably do a better job rewriting, and Interstate 98 isn't that good. Note I am not Zombiebaron, but I like the template, and he wouldn't approve of this. -- Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! 00:24, 1 March 2021 (UTC)
Comments

HowTo:Mess up Uncyclopedia

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 233 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Is already FA. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! 00:23, 1 March 2021 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom + Delete. This article poses a serious threat to the stability of Uncyclopedia. It requires immediate deletion. --Jabberwock (talk) 01:19, 20 February 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete This page is too good to be allowed on Uncyc. It's so good I even stole the CSS to use on LifeWiki (btw I challenge you to continue the battle). JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 00:37, 24 February 2021 (UTC)
Comments