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Techology is some kind of complex mechanism which tellers solely on electricity, physics, and the knowledge of random stuff. Completely full of gears and microchips, technology can unleash an array of powers, like the laser beam attack and the atomic bomb asplosion. Technology is seeking to outrun this world of 'puny' humans with robots and AI. Don't you hate technology?
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Did You Know...
…the first alarm clock could only go off at 4am?
…the first alarm clock could only go off at 4am?
…Monty Python was responsible for naming junk e-mail Spam?
…the first handheld mobile phone was a Motorola?
…the QWERTY keyboard was designed to slow down your typing speed?
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Tesla seen here with his giant fan invention...

Nikola Tesla (Serbian: Кицк Асс; 10 July 1856 – 7 January 1943) is one bad mofo and a god of electricity in Norse mythology. He is also a scientist, inventor and visionary. Worship him for you cannot win, he shall disarm all your petty weapons.

Early Life

Though commonly believed to be human, Nikola Tesla was actually born through a small discharge of static electricity caused by his mother rubbing up against the local pizza delivery boy during a lightning storm, or at least that's what she told Tesla's father. Another lesser known theory claims that he actually was hired to construct himself by his father in the summer of 1883 for 5$ per hour. The story has it that Tesla had already been working on plans for himself in secret for several years so was able to start right away.…

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Technology Spotlight
The secret formula for CDs.

The modern Compact Disc (also known as a CD) was first invented by Atlantian priest/scientists prior to Noah's flood. Due to their super advanced mumbo jumbo no one was able to understand the significance of CDs until the mid 1430's when the Evil Ming the Merciless used his secret decoder ring to translate certain Egyptian texts found inside the Great Pyramid (rumored to be a primitive fast food restaurant built by the Atlantians, but in fact the Great Pyramid was originally constructed by aliens from planet Paris25 as a way to keep their razor blades sharp, the Atlantians later modified it for fast food purposes, thus allowing the first ninja to deliver burgers to the ancient Babylonians. The secrets of the ninja/Atlantian alliance have yet to be fully probed).

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“Simplicity is often overrated when it comes to technology.”

~ Brian Reed on comic book illustrations
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