Of course there are many many other uses to feet but eventually none of them actually spring.
That one and only fact is the one that proves all others wrong.
The progress of those spring shoe, evolving the gravity forces and the mighty Thor
mixing all kinds of elements into simple and elegant High Jumping Instruments
of pure divine is a, as no other words
are in my brain can describe, gift !!
Evolution of the Spring Shoe
The original Spring Shoe was "Kfitz Shoe" (or, Ardalaim Mekaptsim!!) invested by the Israeli Army of Public Assumptions and developed by and Kfitz the Cat at the late 1920'. After some
real stupid severe testings it was given to the Israeli Mossad to slap giraffes by their antennas and fine tune for better reception of outer space giraffes. Later on the giraffes decided they need to wear spring shoes too so that the Mossad couldn't fine tune these antennas.
The spring shoes finally gained its respectable place in the world today when it had 2 new features added to its core design. First, a spring and second the other springs.
Then came the golden age for Spring Shoes high and high jumping success and more market for the common non-sprung customer the big shoes companies started to hit the streets.
The Nike Springs for Boys evolve and surely left a few marks on the ceilings.
With the acceleration of Nanotechnology there was need for an artifact of real high movement so the original Lo-Fi models soon improved into smaller, whiter, sharper, offspring such as:
Spring Shoe and World Domination
The future for The Spring Shoe...? Who knows?? Scientists believe some projects might change the way we walk as a two legged monkeys, while others tend to jump around while stupidly trying to drink beer with their feet 1.7 meters above the ground.
- Mostly use externally.
- Don't wear during hiccups.
- Use only the spring shoe rout on the autobahn or the kangaroos will get you... they WILL get you!.
- Mostly while drinking.
- Avoid Hobbit Lairs.
- Works Well while using crutches to balance Logic/WayOut Flowt.
- While Listening to trance
musicnoise the shoe wearer should keep in mind that its all in their heads and part of the show, and should not attempt to divert universes.
- Should use in fall.