Freeway

A freeway. Note how the current lack of Asian women has decreased the amount of present accidents.

A freeway is a double road that goes a long distance. This type of road go such a long distance, that you could end up at the Mackinac Bridge after a long way's travel. Whenever cars travel on the freeway; they usually travel one direction on each side. If traffic goes against the direction the side of the freeway is assigned to; it will end up in a huge pileup and even the end of the world.

Interstate 90 is one of the world's longest freeways as it gets people from New York to Seattle and connects the worst cities in America, including Cleveland, Toledo, and Chicago.

Pileups

After this pileup occurred, the camera that recorded this idiot's daredevil stunt got destroyed!

Due to having a unlimited speed limit, freeways are prone to pileups as random shit is bound to happen. The probability of random shit increases dramatically if you go past the speed of light with a warp drive or some other nutty device. One of the worst pileups to occur on any freeway was the pileup on Interstate 69 in Michigan when a rampant raid of HIV, AIDS virus, genital warts and other STDs created a smoke of fog that caused 105,000 cars to be totalled into twisted metal.

National defense

President Dwight D. Eisenhower built more freeways when he wanted to speed up trade and shipping of military weaponry to defend against enemy attacks. Ironically, most multicar pileups that occur on freeways are basically a sabotage trap to cause havoc. Highway 401 in Ontario has been known to have mass carnage with bottlenecked medians all because the Canadian government had too much farmland to spare since people in Toronto were hungry like hell.

Examples of freeways

• Highway 401
• Highway 404 (leads nowhere)
• Interstate 5555
• Interstate 69

See also

• Interstate
• Road