Sandwich

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Sandwiches are a mythical food invented by Subway in the 1980's as a way to hide their money laundering scheme. They actually do not exist, and anyone who claims to have seen a real sandwich are bought actors. Some of these "so called" sandwiches include:

Anyone with half a brain knows that what they're actually serving is just really long burgers.

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