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Crude CJ Version • Encyclopædia Fenris
a Massachusetts-free “encyclopedia”, where all carbon-based beings who dare to edit may do so. (and home to many moccasins :B)
11 articles in English
11 articles in English
This article has been chosen by us just me.
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Did you know?
★that OPOSSUM wants to quit Uncyclopedia, but he might as well be addicted?
★that in 2008 a man in Montana used his toaster to make toast?
★that OPOSSUM wants to quit Uncyclopedia, but he might as well be addicted?
★that OPOSSUM once said at his youth group that he had walked to Ojai because it looks like Oregon? Then someone asked him, "What does Oregon look like?" OPOSSUM simply responded, "Ojai".
★that in 2008 a man in Montana used his toaster to make toast?
★that OPOSSUM wants to quit Uncyclopedia, but he might as well be addicted?
★that OPOSSUM once said at his youth group that he had walked to Ojai because it looks like Oregon? Then someone asked him, "What does Oregon look like?" OPOSSUM simply responded, "Ojai".
News [etc]
OPOSSUM uses his fingers to pull shit out of his asshole in Whittier, Alaska
- OPOSSUM returns to Ventura… and possibly Uncyclopedia?"
- Pasmorade can't make a good news article (jk)
- Only OPOSSUM can
- actually OPOSSUM can’t either
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Uncyclopedia is dead
On this day
January 20: Act Like You Care About Politics Day
- 1265 - The first ever House of Parliament is convened, first item on agenda is, "Do the peasants have too much rights?"
- 1783 - Britain formally splits from the American Colonies after the Revolutionary War: Britain says, "you'll be back."
- 1789 - George Washington makes speech declaring himself eternal Godking of the 13 colonies, is brought back to his senses with a stiff drink and a good nap.
- 1953 - Senator Alfred "The Lorax" Ramsey introduces bill to Senate to save the endangered Truffula forest from the Onceler.
- 2017 - Donald Trump is inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States, satire dies a slow and painful death.
- 2021 - Donald Trump is expelled as Joe Biden makes his return as the 46th President, promising to reinstate the legality of satire but subsequently failing.
- 2025 - Robot Hitler is inaugurated as the 47th President, liberals immediately call for a hundred stern op-eds.
- 2065 - Barron Trump's floating brain becomes President, Americans wish for the simpler days of Mecha Hitler.
Picture for today
Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.
Because of this, I shall say upon all you:
moccasins.
manaqi iliʔi kʰapa OPOSSUMOPEDIA
- How to be funny and not just stupid – for help with that comedy thing
- Policies and guidelines – for the boring rules no one follows
- Formatting – for help on editing
- Requested articles – for inspiration, or lack thereof
- Village Dump – to throw angry invectives at other users
- Community portal – for general community shenanigans
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- ↑ Recent findings have shown that Opossum is not the prime deity of Chowgism; he is merely a preacher. The real god of all moccasins and New World marsupials is CHOWG.