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Crude CJ Version • Encyclopædia Fenris
a Massachusetts-free “encyclopedia”, where all carbon-based beings who dare to edit may do so. (and home to many moccasins :B)
16 articles in English
16 articles in English
This article has been chosen by us just me.
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Did you know?
★that OPOSSUM once said at his youth group that he had walked to Ojai because it looks like Oregon? Then someone asked him, "What does Oregon look like?" OPOSSUM simply responded, "Ojai".
★that I fucked your mom last night?
★that when you close your eyes, you access your special power to only see people who would fuck you (even with a hundred-dollar bribe)?
★that if all art is political, then all art is also about me fucking your mom? Some art is just a lot more vague about me fucking your mom than others, though, and completely ignoring me fucking your mom is still inherently a message about me fucking your mom.
★that I fucked your mom last night?
★that when you close your eyes, you access your special power to only see people who would fuck you (even with a hundred-dollar bribe)?
★that if all art is political, then all art is also about me fucking your mom? Some art is just a lot more vague about me fucking your mom than others, though, and completely ignoring me fucking your mom is still inherently a message about me fucking your mom.
News [etc]
OPOSSUM uses his fingers to pull shit out of his asshole in Whittier, Alaska
- OPOSSUM returns to Ventura… and possibly Uncyclopedia?"
- Pasmorade can't make a good news article (jk)
- Only OPOSSUM can
- actually OPOSSUM can’t either
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Uncyclopedia is dead
On this day
April 25: National Obesity Appreciation Day (North America)
- 900 - A horde of plus-sized Vikings raid the east coast of Britain and set up a new IKEA, selling meatballs and lingonberry sauce to all.
- 1847 - The last survivors of the Donner Party are out of the wilderness. Shortly thereafter, the first McDonners restaurant opens. First item on the menu: McRib.
- 1862 - The worlds first battery operated fork is created, two million die during its first use.
- 1859 - Ground is broken for the Suez Canal. Israelis and Egyptians immediately begin fighting over who owns the hole.
- 1915 - Australians invade Turkey, but couldn't get past the smell of street kebab.
- 1921 - Fattest US president in history, William Howard Taft, eats his own ruptured spleen.
- 2016 - The International Federation of Dentists cancel all appointments for the month of August until Americans learn to floss.
Picture for today
Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.
Because of this, I shall say upon all you:
moccasins.
manaqi iliʔi kʰapa OPOSSUMOPEDIA
- How to be funny and not just stupid – for help with that comedy thing
- Policies and guidelines – for the boring rules no one follows
- Formatting – for help on editing
- Requested articles – for inspiration, or lack thereof
- Village Dump – to throw angry invectives at other users
- Community portal – for general community shenanigans
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- ↑ Recent findings have shown that Opossum is not the prime deity of Chowgism; he is merely a preacher. The real god of all moccasins and New World marsupials is CHOWG.