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Crude CJ Version • Encyclopædia Fenris
a Massachusetts-free “encyclopedia”, where all carbon-based beings who dare to edit may do so. (and home to many moccasins :B)
16 articles in English
16 articles in English
This article has been chosen by us just me.
See also:
Did you know?
★that in 2008 a man in Montana used his toaster to make toast?
★that this “encyclopedia” will likely only ever have just the main page?
★that in his previous life, OPOSSUM told a joke in death row? Everyone would have laughed had it not been for the horrible execution.
★that people on the internet will continue to argue as long as they have ANY reason or evidence at all, therefore every group on the internet attempts to try to debunk EVERY argument that their opponents make? ("Chowg's Law")
★that this “encyclopedia” will likely only ever have just the main page?
★that in his previous life, OPOSSUM told a joke in death row? Everyone would have laughed had it not been for the horrible execution.
★that people on the internet will continue to argue as long as they have ANY reason or evidence at all, therefore every group on the internet attempts to try to debunk EVERY argument that their opponents make? ("Chowg's Law")
News [etc]
OPOSSUM uses his fingers to pull shit out of his asshole in Whittier, Alaska
- OPOSSUM returns to Ventura… and possibly Uncyclopedia?"
- Pasmorade can't make a good news article (jk)
- Only OPOSSUM can
- actually OPOSSUM can’t either
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Uncyclopedia is dead
On this day
September 9: Day of the Truffles Triffids
- ⑨ - Cirno is born.
- 1000 - During the Battle of Svolder, King Olaf I of Norway falls overboard and disappears into the Baltic Sea. He is not seen again until Olaf II: Electric Boogaloo is released on video later that year.
- 1087 - William the Conqueror dies. About time, too.
- 1312 - Paracelsus invents redundancy.
- 1313 - Paracelsus invents redundancy.
- 1405 - The world's first soda siphon goes on display in Paris. Rioting ensues.
- 1828 - Leo Tolstoy is born. How boring is that?
- 1839 - John Herschel takes the first glass plate photograph. Later photographs are of a glass cup, a glass saucer, and a glass eye.
- 1850 - California is admitted into the USA.
- 1944 - Bulgaria is
occupiedliberated by Soviet troops. - 1967 - The spork is invented.
- 1969 - No rioting in Paris. Rioting ensues.
- 1976 - Mao Zedong passes away; sadly his dream of murdering more of his own people than Stalin is left unrealized.
- 1988 - In the most intense fighting of the GI Joe-Transformers War, the Autobot-Joe Alliance and Union of Decepticon and Cobra Forces see heavy casualties in the Battle of the Backyard.
- 2009 - Being 9/9/09, an upside down Satan appeared, only to shortly die of spinal injuries.
Picture for today
Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.
Because of this, I shall say upon all you:
moccasins.
manaqi iliʔi kʰapa OPOSSUMOPEDIA
- How to be funny and not just stupid – for help with that comedy thing
- Policies and guidelines – for the boring rules no one follows
- Formatting – for help on editing
- Requested articles – for inspiration, or lack thereof
- Village Dump – to throw angry invectives at other users
- Community portal – for general community shenanigans
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- ↑ Recent findings have shown that Opossum is not the prime deity of Chowgism; he is merely a preacher. The real god of all moccasins and New World marsupials is CHOWG.