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Crude CJ Version • Encyclopædia Fenris
a Massachusetts-free “encyclopedia”, where all carbon-based beings who dare to edit may do so. (and home to many moccasins :B)
16 articles in English
16 articles in English
This article has been chosen by us just me.
See also:
Did you know?
★that Cory in the House (コーリー ホワイトハウスでチョー大変!) is objectively the best anime?
★that when you close your eyes, you access your special power to only see people who would fuck you (even with a hundred-dollar bribe)?
★that OPOSSUM wants to quit Uncyclopedia, but he might as well be addicted?
★that OPOSSUM once said at his youth group that he had walked to Ojai because it looks like Oregon? Then someone asked him, "What does Oregon look like?" OPOSSUM simply responded, "Ojai".
★that when you close your eyes, you access your special power to only see people who would fuck you (even with a hundred-dollar bribe)?
★that OPOSSUM wants to quit Uncyclopedia, but he might as well be addicted?
★that OPOSSUM once said at his youth group that he had walked to Ojai because it looks like Oregon? Then someone asked him, "What does Oregon look like?" OPOSSUM simply responded, "Ojai".
News [etc]
OPOSSUM uses his fingers to pull shit out of his asshole in Whittier, Alaska
- OPOSSUM returns to Ventura… and possibly Uncyclopedia?"
- Pasmorade can't make a good news article (jk)
- Only OPOSSUM can
- actually OPOSSUM can’t either
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Uncyclopedia is dead
On this day
June 28: Adamand Eve in Nairobi & Iceland, Obliviousness Awareness Day in Chad
- 1493 - Unimpressed by Columbus' attempt to reach the Far East by sailing west, navigator Ernesto de Borgnine attempts to reach the Americas by sailing East. His ship crashes into the Cadiz docks thirty seconds into his journey.
- 1619 - Nostradamus predicts that everyone will die someday, including the music.
- 1745 - Sharon Stone begins her first retirement at the age of 57.
- 1851 - Franco-Pakistani War ends in a draw after a sudden death match.
- 1922 - The bloody war between Chile and France ends abruptly when both countries realize that they don't have common borders to fight over.
- 1945 - Everyone too tired from the end of the war to do anything at all.
- 1947 - Obliviousness Awareness Day declared in Chad.
- 1973 - Scholars discover the first gay couple, Adam and Steve, in Israel.
- 1980 - Earthquake in the Chinese village of Bu-Chu-Fu. Millions die.
- 2009 - One of our greatest, Billy Mays passes on to infomercial heaven. You can get Billy Mays and for a limited time only, his charisma for not one or two but three eternities!
Picture for today
Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.
Because of this, I shall say upon all you:
moccasins.
manaqi iliʔi kʰapa OPOSSUMOPEDIA
- How to be funny and not just stupid – for help with that comedy thing
- Policies and guidelines – for the boring rules no one follows
- Formatting – for help on editing
- Requested articles – for inspiration, or lack thereof
- Village Dump – to throw angry invectives at other users
- Community portal – for general community shenanigans
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- ↑ Recent findings have shown that Opossum is not the prime deity of Chowgism; he is merely a preacher. The real god of all moccasins and New World marsupials is CHOWG.