User:OPOSSUM/Opossumopedia
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Did you know?
★that OPOSSUM is well-known for his research on human-hamster-opossum hybrids?
★that when you close your eyes, you access your special power to only see people who would fuck you (even with a hundred-dollar bribe)?
★that OPOSSUM's homework was once eaten by his dog? No, seriously. I have a picture of the shreds, and maybe I could upload it later.
News [etc]
- Fish on skates was here
- OPOSSUM returns to Ventura… and possibly Uncyclopedia?"
- Pasmorade can't make a good news article (jk)
- Only OPOSSUM can
- actually OPOSSUM can’t either
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Uncyclopedia is dead
On this day
February 17: Sheeranist New Year (United Kingdom)
- 1991 - Famed British musician Ed Sheeran is born. Brits rejoice that their Messiah is finally with them.
- 1996 - Gary Kasparov loses a game of chess to a computer, like that's never happened to anyone before.
- 2008 - USA bombs some country after the military finds a few extra bombs hiding in an old pair of pants.
- 2017 - Denmark is officially recognized as a mistake and erased from history.
- 2026 - You finally forget about your miserable Valentine's Day, only to be tormented by this reminder.
Picture for today
Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.
Because of this, I shall say upon all you:
moccasins.
manaqi iliʔi kʰapa OPOSSUMOPEDIA
- How to be funny and not just stupid – for help with that comedy thing
- Policies and guidelines – for the boring rules no one follows
- Formatting – for help on editing
- Requested articles – for inspiration, or lack thereof
- Village Dump – to throw angry invectives at other users
- Community portal – for general community shenanigans
Sister projects
Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects as well as some foreign language Uncyclopedias and Illogicopedia.
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UnNews
News on crack -
Uncyclopedia
The content-free encyclopedia -
Undictionary
Best left unsaid -
UnTunes
Noisy things -
OpossumGames
Ways to waste away -
HowTo
Like Ikea without the pictures -
UnBooks
Content-free books -
Unquotable
Useless misquotes -
Opossumoversity
No student loans -
Possumetia
It's rhyme time -
OpossumDebate
Debate the irrelevant -
UnScripts
We ruin stage too -
Why?
Because -
UnReviews
Hack frauds -
OpossumVoyage
You're going to Ojai! -
Opossumedia
Made up in school one day
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- ↑ Recent findings have shown that Opossum is not the prime deity of Chowgism; he is merely a preacher. The real god of all moccasins and New World marsupials is CHOWG.