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nsayka kʰəpit nayka pik ukuk pipa
OPOSSUM, sax̣ali t’amanəwas tayi pus kʰanawi iktas kʰapa kʰanawi iliʔi yaka. [1]alta ɬush mayka chaku-xwim kʰapa iliʔi kakwa miməlust mayka (wəx̣t kakwa pʰasəm!) ALTA!!! əbə tənəs-aɬqi dret mayka miməlust! dret nayka ilaytʰix mayka!! munk kakwa nayka wawa, kʰamuksh!! BWAHAHAHA!!
wəx̣t nanich:
mayka kəmtəks?
ikta chaku
OPOSSUM yaka munk yaka lidu pus hal-ɬax̣ani-upʰuch-ɬxwap hayu əx̣ kʰapa xwitiya, kʰapa alaska-iliʔi
- OPOSSUM yaka k’ilapay kʰapa mintʰəla-tʰawn… pi t’ɬunas ansaykʰlupʰitiya?"
- wik Pasmorade yaka kəmtəks munk ɬush ikta-chaku-pipa
- kʰəpit OPOSSUM yaka kəmtəks
- dret, wəx̣t wik OPOSSUM yaka kəmtəks
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- miməlust ansaykʰlupʰitiya
kʰapa ukuk san
September 17: Horny Day, Hypnotic Sex Change Day
- 1803 - Freud hypnotizes a patient into believing she is a Swiss milk maid who has married him. Nine months later, she inexplicably gives birth to a basketball.
- 1900 - The world's 1,000,000,000,000th human orgasm (but only the 84,379th female orgasm) occurs in Plovdiv, Bulgaria.
- 1932 - New state
phallic symbolscapitol buildings are dedicated in Nebraska, Louisiana. - 1954 - Drive-in gay porn theatre debuts in San Francisco; Joseph McCarthy hosts ribbon-cutting ceremony.
- 1975 - The world's tallest free-standing phallic symbol, the CN Tower, is completed in Toronto.
- End of Time - The Infinite Number of Monkeys with Typewriters experiment concludes, havign produced all literature that has been or ever will be, plus four poems about the flinging of feces.
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- ↑ Recent findings have shown that Opossum is not the prime deity of Chowgism; he is merely a preacher. The real god of all moccasins and New World marsupials is CHOWG.