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OPOSSUMOPEDIA

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ixt hilu-masəchusits “kəmtəks-buk”, qʰa kʰanawi tilixam ɬaska munk-t’səm pus tiki. (pi qʰa hayu "makasin" miɬayt :B)
10 pipa kʰapa bastən-wawa

nsayka kʰəpit nayka pik ukuk pipa

OPOSSUM, sax̣ali t’amanəwas tayi pus kʰanawi iktas kʰapa kʰanawi iliʔi yaka. ^[1]alta ɬush mayka chaku-xwim kʰapa iliʔi kakwa miməlust mayka (wəx̣t kakwa pʰasəm!) ALTA!!! əbə tənəs-aɬqi dret mayka miməlust! dret nayka ilaytʰix mayka!! munk kakwa nayka wawa, kʰamuksh!! BWAHAHAHA!!

wəx̣t nanich:

mayka kəmtəks?

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ikta chaku

OPOSSUM yaka munk yaka lidu pus hal-ɬax̣ani-upʰuch-ɬxwap hayu əx̣ kʰapa xwitiya, kʰapa alaska-iliʔi

OPOSSUM yaka k’ilapay kʰapa mintʰəla-tʰawn… pi t’ɬunas ansaykʰlupʰitiya?"
wik Pasmorade yaka kəmtəks munk ɬush ikta-chaku-pipa
kʰəpit OPOSSUM yaka kəmtəks
dret, wəx̣t wik OPOSSUM yaka kəmtəks
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
miməlust ansaykʰlupʰitiya

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1923 - Scientists prove there are no penguins at the north pole, after eating them all.
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pʰikcha pus ukuk san

dret tokti shush ukuk, dret sax̣ali-tayi yaka shush ukuk, pus ixt t’ɬəminxwət ukuk, qʰata mayka nanich ukuk kʰapa pʰliye-pipa? O_O

Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.

qʰiwa ukuk, dret nayka wawa pus msayka:

moccasins.

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↑ Recent findings have shown that Opossum is not the prime deity of Chowgism; he is merely a preacher. The real god of all moccasins and New World marsupials is CHOWG.

[1] Recent findings have shown that Opossum is not the prime deity of Chowgism; he is merely a preacher. The real god of all moccasins and New World marsupials is CHOWG.

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