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OPOSSUM, sax̣ali t’amanəwas tayi pus kʰanawi iktas kʰapa kʰanawi iliʔi yaka. [1]alta ɬush mayka chaku-xwim kʰapa iliʔi kakwa miməlust mayka (wəx̣t kakwa pʰasəm!) ALTA!!! əbə tənəs-aɬqi dret mayka miməlust! dret nayka ilaytʰix mayka!! munk kakwa nayka wawa, kʰamuksh!! BWAHAHAHA!!
dret tokti shush ukuk, dret sax̣ali-tayi yaka shush ukuk, pus ixt t’ɬəminxwət ukuk, qʰata mayka nanich ukuk kʰapa pʰliye-pipa? O_O
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ixt hilu-masəchusits “kəmtəks-buk”, qʰa kʰanawi tilixam ɬaska munk-t’səm pus tiki. (pi qʰa hayu "makasin" miɬayt :B)
16 pipa kʰapa bastən-wawa
16 pipa kʰapa bastən-wawa
nsayka kʰəpit nayka pik ukuk pipa
wəx̣t nanich:
mayka kəmtəks?
★that like “fish”, the word “fuck” can be spelled “ghoti”: with gh as in “cough”, o as in “love”, t as in “Tlingit”, and i as in “receive”?
★that people on the internet will continue to argue as long as they have ANY reason or evidence at all, therefore every group on the internet attempts to try to debunk EVERY argument that their opponents make? ("Chowg's Law")
★that people on the internet will continue to argue as long as they have ANY reason or evidence at all, therefore every group on the internet attempts to try to debunk EVERY argument that their opponents make? ("Chowg's Law")
★that OPOSSUM once said at his youth group that he had walked to Ojai because it looks like Oregon? Then someone asked him, "What does Oregon look like?" OPOSSUM simply responded, "Ojai".
★that people on the internet will continue to argue as long as they have ANY reason or evidence at all, therefore every group on the internet attempts to try to debunk EVERY argument that their opponents make? ("Chowg's Law")
★that people on the internet will continue to argue as long as they have ANY reason or evidence at all, therefore every group on the internet attempts to try to debunk EVERY argument that their opponents make? ("Chowg's Law")
★that OPOSSUM once said at his youth group that he had walked to Ojai because it looks like Oregon? Then someone asked him, "What does Oregon look like?" OPOSSUM simply responded, "Ojai".
ikta chaku
OPOSSUM yaka munk yaka lidu pus hal-ɬax̣ani-upʰuch-ɬxwap hayu əx̣ kʰapa xwitiya, kʰapa alaska-iliʔi
- OPOSSUM yaka k’ilapay kʰapa mintʰəla-tʰawn… pi t’ɬunas ansaykʰlupʰitiya?"
- wik Pasmorade yaka kəmtəks munk ɬush ikta-chaku-pipa
- kʰəpit OPOSSUM yaka kəmtəks
- dret, wəx̣t wik OPOSSUM yaka kəmtəks
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- miməlust ansaykʰlupʰitiya
kʰapa ukuk san
December 14: World Cliché Day
- Long Long Ago - Some French guy misplaced his patent for creating the English language.
- 1735 - Pie was discovered
- 1911 - Welsh explorer Roald Dahl and his team become the first people to reach the Giant Peach.
- 1929 - Hitler realizes he has very little time to finish his Christmas shopping, and subsequently freaks out while in line at Wal-Mart. Chaos ensues.
- 1991 - Scientists first start working on Packaged Bread Without Crust™. For the next 10 years they will go to countless parties with other scientists and feel like they are working to find the cure for cancer.
- 1992 - It was discovered that Bart Simpson ate my shorts.
- 2000 - George W. Bush receives his first gay blowjob. In return for the favor, George W. Bush and his government maintain a very friendly line towards homosexuals.
- 2001 - 10 years in the making, Packaged Bread Without Crust™ is finally introduced as a prototype to the Bimbo company.
- 2004 The Kitten army begins to prepare for their mass masturbation strike for 25 December during the Human vs. Kitten War. Strike kills 250,000+ humans.
- 2004 Post it notes claimed another victim in Paris. Rioting ensues. The PostIt-note war began.
- Today - The first day of the rest of your life.
- Tomorrow - Another day.
- The Day After Tomorrow - It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
- 2101 War was beginning...
pʰikcha pus ukuk san
Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.
qʰiwa ukuk, dret nayka wawa pus msayka:
moccasins.
manaqi iliʔi kʰapa OPOSSUMOPEDIA
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- Policies and guidelines – for the boring rules no one follows
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- ↑ Recent findings have shown that Opossum is not the prime deity of Chowgism; he is merely a preacher. The real god of all moccasins and New World marsupials is CHOWG.