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OPOSSUM, sax̣ali t’amanəwas tayi pus kʰanawi iktas kʰapa kʰanawi iliʔi yaka. [1]alta ɬush mayka chaku-xwim kʰapa iliʔi kakwa miməlust mayka (wəx̣t kakwa pʰasəm!) ALTA!!! əbə tənəs-aɬqi dret mayka miməlust! dret nayka ilaytʰix mayka!! munk kakwa nayka wawa, kʰamuksh!! BWAHAHAHA!!
dret tokti shush ukuk, dret sax̣ali-tayi yaka shush ukuk, pus ixt t’ɬəminxwət ukuk, qʰata mayka nanich ukuk kʰapa pʰliye-pipa? O_O
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ixt hilu-masəchusits “kəmtəks-buk”, qʰa kʰanawi tilixam ɬaska munk-t’səm pus tiki. (pi qʰa hayu "makasin" miɬayt :B)
16 pipa kʰapa bastən-wawa
16 pipa kʰapa bastən-wawa
nsayka kʰəpit nayka pik ukuk pipa
wəx̣t nanich:
mayka kəmtəks?
★that in 2008 a man in Montana used his toaster to make toast?
★that in 2008 a man in Montana used his toaster to make toast?
★that the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race?
★that Ventura cannot into Northern California?
★that in 2008 a man in Montana used his toaster to make toast?
★that the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race?
★that Ventura cannot into Northern California?
ikta chaku
OPOSSUM yaka munk yaka lidu pus hal-ɬax̣ani-upʰuch-ɬxwap hayu əx̣ kʰapa xwitiya, kʰapa alaska-iliʔi
- OPOSSUM yaka k’ilapay kʰapa mintʰəla-tʰawn… pi t’ɬunas ansaykʰlupʰitiya?"
- wik Pasmorade yaka kəmtəks munk ɬush ikta-chaku-pipa
- kʰəpit OPOSSUM yaka kəmtəks
- dret, wəx̣t wik OPOSSUM yaka kəmtəks
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- miməlust ansaykʰlupʰitiya
kʰapa ukuk san
December 1: Sherlock Holmes Day
- 2 - Advent calendars invented. In pre-chocolate Eurasia, children open doors to reveal grains of sand.
- 1887 - Sherlock Holmes appears for the first time in a dazzling sheer white silk tafetta evening gown, creating an instant sensation throughout the Victorian world.
- 1891 - Holmes is killed by Professor Moriarty, brought back three years later in "Arthur Conan Doyle Needs Money."
- 1897 - Holmes disappears over Switzerland's Reichenbach Falls, only to reappear three years later on the northern shoals of Lake Lugano as a giant squid.
pʰikcha pus ukuk san
Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.
qʰiwa ukuk, dret nayka wawa pus msayka:
moccasins.
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