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OPOSSUM, sax̣ali t’amanəwas tayi pus kʰanawi iktas kʰapa kʰanawi iliʔi yaka. [1]alta ɬush mayka chaku-xwim kʰapa iliʔi kakwa miməlust mayka (wəx̣t kakwa pʰasəm!) ALTA!!! əbə tənəs-aɬqi dret mayka miməlust! dret nayka ilaytʰix mayka!! munk kakwa nayka wawa, kʰamuksh!! BWAHAHAHA!!
dret tokti shush ukuk, dret sax̣ali-tayi yaka shush ukuk, pus ixt t’ɬəminxwət ukuk, qʰata mayka nanich ukuk kʰapa pʰliye-pipa? O_O
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ixt hilu-masəchusits “kəmtəks-buk”, qʰa kʰanawi tilixam ɬaska munk-t’səm pus tiki. (pi qʰa hayu "makasin" miɬayt :B)
16 pipa kʰapa bastən-wawa
16 pipa kʰapa bastən-wawa
nsayka kʰəpit nayka pik ukuk pipa
wəx̣t nanich:
mayka kəmtəks?
★that Fish on skates was here?
★that OPOSSUM once said at his youth group that he had walked to Ojai because it looks like Oregon? Then someone asked him, "What does Oregon look like?" OPOSSUM simply responded, "Ojai".
★that in his previous life, OPOSSUM told a joke in death row? Everyone would have laughed had it not been for the horrible execution.
★that in his previous life, OPOSSUM told a joke in death row? Everyone would have laughed had it not been for the horrible execution.
★that OPOSSUM once said at his youth group that he had walked to Ojai because it looks like Oregon? Then someone asked him, "What does Oregon look like?" OPOSSUM simply responded, "Ojai".
★that in his previous life, OPOSSUM told a joke in death row? Everyone would have laughed had it not been for the horrible execution.
★that in his previous life, OPOSSUM told a joke in death row? Everyone would have laughed had it not been for the horrible execution.
ikta chaku
OPOSSUM yaka munk yaka lidu pus hal-ɬax̣ani-upʰuch-ɬxwap hayu əx̣ kʰapa xwitiya, kʰapa alaska-iliʔi
- OPOSSUM yaka k’ilapay kʰapa mintʰəla-tʰawn… pi t’ɬunas ansaykʰlupʰitiya?"
- wik Pasmorade yaka kəmtəks munk ɬush ikta-chaku-pipa
- kʰəpit OPOSSUM yaka kəmtəks
- dret, wəx̣t wik OPOSSUM yaka kəmtəks
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- miməlust ansaykʰlupʰitiya
kʰapa ukuk san
February 22: International Day of Spam
- 1996 - Need money quick? Need money now? Get a Payday Loan today! It's not like you have a choice you poor piece of shit haha.
- 1998 - Got bills you need to pay? Some student loans looming overhead? Donate some plasma to literal blood-sucking capitalists.
- 1999 - There are hot singles in your area! I don't think you can do anything with that information, I just wanted to tell you.
- 2001 - Retro fans! Buy a complete box set of every movie and television series released during the 1980s, only $25,999.99! comes in fourteen trucks.
- 2005 - Buy the last 49,367 Blu-ray discs of Peter Jackson's opus King Kong, I don't know use it as tinsel it's starting to leak chemicals.
- 2011 - Look like your best self, buy our signature collection of foundation and concealer, made from the ground up bones of the long extinct sea cow.
pʰikcha pus ukuk san
Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.
qʰiwa ukuk, dret nayka wawa pus msayka:
moccasins.
manaqi iliʔi kʰapa OPOSSUMOPEDIA
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- Policies and guidelines – for the boring rules no one follows
- Formatting – for help on editing
- Requested articles – for inspiration, or lack thereof
- Village Dump – to throw angry invectives at other users
- Community portal – for general community shenanigans
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- ↑ Recent findings have shown that Opossum is not the prime deity of Chowgism; he is merely a preacher. The real god of all moccasins and New World marsupials is CHOWG.