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an OPOSSUM-free "encyclopedia", that everyone can and will edit.
24 articles in English • 2.5 "active" users

 

This article will be replaced soon if I wasn't such a LaziBum.

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OPOSSUM will be dearly missed.

See also:

Did you know?

★that Fish has been blocked on Uncyclopedia 6 times, 7 if you count the Spoon?
★that Fish learned about Uncyclopedia from Wikipedia?
★that Fish on skates is a LaziBum?
★that Fish learned about Uncyclopedia from Wikipedia?

News [etc]

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This is your new queen now
Ongoing: Various admins hitting each other over the head with frying pans · Gergdown failing to save Uncyclopedia

On this day

How irrational.

March 14: American π Day

  • 27 AD - Greeks fight valiantly against Russell Crowe in a vast gladiatorial event to define π as the ratio of the circumference of a circle divided by its radius.
  • 435 AD - Pope Sixtus III denouces π, claiming it to be the work of Satan, as a number which never ends seems too cruel for a loving God to have made.
  • 1603 - "American" Apple pie actually invented by the Aztecs, used as aphrodisiac.
  • 1707 - The Physics Act of 1707 defines π to be 22/7, which scientists of the era proclaim as close enough.
  • 1891 - The pie chart is first invented, sadly, the original prototype has long since been eaten. Future pie charts are now inedible.
  • 2004 - The day Krabs fries
  • 2005 - The Kansas Board of Education restores pi to its traditional value of three and a bit, stating, "Certain features of the universe are best explained by an intelligent cause, not an undirected process such as mathematics."
  • 2020 - A resident of New York City passes away after contracting the π virus.

Picture for today

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These are truly beautiful shoes, for sure they are the shoes of God himself. If this was a lie, then why is THIS in the Bible? O_O

Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.

Because of this, I shall say upon all you:

moccasins.

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Languages of Uncyclopedia!!

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