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Is the Grue Army still operational?--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 10:31, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

No. However, I am going to start a new group called the Grue Apocalypse. Wanna join? --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 12 24, 18:12
Sure, I love to--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 18:44, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
Good. Then go to the link, and sign up using the given instructions on the page. --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 12 24, 18:48
Most user groups tend to fizzle out rather quickly. --Mn-z 19:10, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
Oh well. Please join mine! --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 12 24, 19:11
I like fizzles. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 04:34 December 25

Don't revive it, I'm sick of grues. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 02:25, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

Screw the Grue Army!

Don't revive it, turd! I want Goatse to remain the biggest threat to everyone, not Grues! We hate grues! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 04:16, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

I AM NOT REVIVING THE GRUE ARMY!

The Grue Army was about reporting and banning vandals, but the Grue Apocalypse is about helping n00bs! AND IT EVEN HAS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT USERBOX! And Joe9320? I'm gonna sic 10,000 grues on you right now. And they won't have any weaknesses. --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 12 28, 04:33, 2009

Even though I'm sick of grues, I support attacking Joe there. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 12:18, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
Grues rock, why be so sick of them--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 06:24, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
They do! Yeah! And I'm the God Of Grues, so I'll sic 10,000 grues on anyone who says otherwise! (That includes you, RGC.) --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 12 31, 21:13, 2009

Also, Join my secret group

You guys (and girls) should join my group, its like any other group except its a secret--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 07:06, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

You're terrible at keeping secrets. This is why nobody trusts you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:38, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah pretty Much--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 15:40, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Well technically its suppose to be a secret from noobs and Ip users, until someone blabs it all over the site--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 16:14, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
I just hope you realize that you just exposed the existence of your group to the entirety of Uncyclopedia by making this section. --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 2, 17:34, 2010
He's terrible at keeping secrets. This is why nobody trusts him. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:27, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
He's also terrible at keeping fish. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:59, 2 Jan
Yeah, you like being weird. --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 2, 19:23, 2010

No, Join my secret group

I'm planning on recreating Yettie's Moo Cow cult, only making it about real "cow worship". --Mn-z 19:38, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

So, Hindu then? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:39, 2 Jan
No, the other kind of "cow worship". --Mn-z 19:41, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
You mean moo sex? --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 2, 23:41, 2010
No, I'm talking about a veiled reference to my sexual perversions, obviously. --Mn-z 15:27, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Pregger appreciation group? Sign me up! sausage lol 21:29, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Join teh Grue Apocalypse!

DO IT NOW!!!!! --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 2, 19:25, 2010

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but you're not the boss of me. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:29, 2 Jan
Okay... PLEASE join my group. --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 2, 19:31, 2010

The Grue Army status

Well, as the general of the grue army, its not dead, just inactive. If you want to join, you can. Or not. Doesn't really matter that much. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:02, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

It doesn't matter whether or not you join particularly because the group has been abandoned. --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 3, 00:04, 2010
Yea, probably something like that. Its been more or less nonexistant sense around late 07 or early 08. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 08:00, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

SUPPORT GOATSE. JOIN MY GROUP!

Or you will DIE! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 10:30, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

That is a chance I'm prepared to take. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:37, Jan 4
You're an inspiration to us all, Under user. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 14:50, Jan 4 2010
That's kind of sad, really. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:52, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, his group is kind of... pathetic. --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 4, 21:23, 2010

Join the Hyperbole is Handsome group!

All you have to do is, once a day, mention to some girl that I am very handsome. Hopefully, the net effect is that girls will start to develop the impression that I am extremely handsome. There are no benefits to you, other than that you get to say something weird to girls that will make them look at you funny. Do it anyway. Sign up on the talk page for Mary-Kate Olsen, which is a redirect to Olsen Twins. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:30, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

EPIC FAIL! --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 4, 21:24, 2010
Does that mean I can count on your support in 2010? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:32, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
No. But it does mean you epic failed. --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 4, 22:16, 2010
So you're going to join my group? That's good news, man. I look forward to having you work for me. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:58, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
NO! I AM NOT JOINING YOUR GROUP! --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 5, 14:36, 2010
Glad to have you on board! So, how many girls did you approach today to mention my high level of physical attractiveness? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:36, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
N/A. --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 6, 20:21, 2010

I would join your usergroup, but apparently there's no spiffy template for me to put on my user page. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:07, 5 Jan

And a pretentious title. Don't forget about titles. --Mn-z 06:01, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
No offense, but your user group sucks and blows, as well as swallows (like you mom does), cause its boring – Preceding unsigned comment added by Iwillkillyou333 (talk • contribs) diff
OH, ROFLCOPTERS!!!!!!!!! A "your mom" joke! How funny and original and funny! Do you have a user group I could join? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:51, 9 Jan

JOIN MY USERGROUP

Usergroups fucking suck, go die in a hole. It's funny because it's nonexistent! sausage lol 21:32, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

You go die in a hole.--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 07:54, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
User:SysRq/Coors Light Presents: The American Man SysRq lol Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:03, 19 January 2010

Usergroups are like Straightedge kids.

Yes, while it's all fine and well that you don't drink/revert vandalism and don't smoke/welcome noobs, but you can do it on your time, without labeling yourself to instill some false sense of pride and advertises some stupid group name that quite frankly annoys everyone concerned. sausage lol 18:10, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Dicks lol. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:22, 5 Jan
Hey be nice to the kid! The way I figure it I need at least two more levels of a false sense of pride to achieve pretentious mountebank. P.S. What was your path?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Jan 2010 ~ 02:18 (UTC)
I followed the path of the Wu. My specialty was TYGA STYLE! sausage lol 05:56, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
Word.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  13 Jan 2010 ~ 05:50 (UTC)
Ah, that takes me back. It was in Ought Twenty-nine, I believe, that I conquered the Himalayers by successfully scaling the precarious Mount Ebank. It was on that journey that I first ran in to the Abdominal Snowman. Three years later, we married. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:40, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
And I have to say, you have such cute little snow cones running around now!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  13 Jan 2010 ~ 05:50 (UTC)