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Uncyclopedia's (first?) Kaption Kompetition!
When ready fill in your caption below. The winning caption gets another award and a cookie of their choice of flavour.
--The Rt. Hon. BarryC 
MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 13:20, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
Captions Below
- "....now simply spray with starch, for your own handy pencil holder and desk tidy." -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) - "The Kamel's staple diet consists mainly of hands which stray too close to its mouth, using spit to subdue its pray, it can easily eat a hand whole."--Sir Silent Penguin
"your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 13:29, 28 July 2006 (UTC) - "Put that in your pipe and smoke it" or "Close, but no cigar." --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 13:49, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
- "Our Camel, humping to peas." --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 14:12, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
- "AAAAAAAAA!" --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:31, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
- "Since retiring in 1997, Joe Camel has become an anti-tobacco activist and vegetarian."--Procopius 15:21, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
- "Stephen Spielberg's Jaws gained further success in 2006 upon its remake for Middle Eastern audiences." Superbo 15:27, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
- Good one! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:34, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
- "This camel only recently found out about Lemon Party." Vicas 16:51, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
- "Unfortunately for the camel, the small pellets he is being fed are actually little bits of rabbit feces."
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:41, 28 July 2006 (UTC) - "Oi, so we got this angry bloke he-ah , so Im gonna slip a handful o' roofies to bring 'er down". --Nytrospawn 19:21, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
- "Plastic bottles and aluminium cans only (No food waste please)" -- The Colonel (talk) 09:12, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
- "What the fuck are you throwing on my tongue, you asshole?" or perhaps "Here we see the young camel-bird being fed through regurgitation by its mother, whose mouth looks remarkably like a human hand."—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 13:00, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
- "Insert 50¢ to have an apendage of your choice eaten." --The Zombiebaron 15:15, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
- "We know you're in there, Osama. Come out voluntarily, or we feed the camel Exlax." ----OEJ 21:00, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
- Lucas came to regret blowing the special-effect budget for the Sarlacc in Vegas. FreeMorpheme 23:30, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
- "BRAAAAAAAAAINS." —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 05:01, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
- "Wrong appendage, foo!"--SN W | T 05:58, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
- "By carefully administering between 400 and 600 microgrammes of LSD to each animal in turn, a mundane trip to the zoo can take on new and unpredictable dimensions" -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:07, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
- "In western countries, most people have played the game of throwing a ball in a clown's mouth. Few people realise that the game actually originated in Afghanistan, where it is played slightly differently...."--Some Fool 02:44, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
- "Now, ya can catch the common freshwater camelfish with yer cut bait, but take it from me, ya got yer best chance with the pellet meal." --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 03:04, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
- "All right, then, Humpy. But watch the teeth." -- Sir Armando Perentie
KUN FP 15:07, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
Not quite the first caption competition...
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More fun for all the family! --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 13:37, 28 July 2006 (UTC)